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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Your boss ringing you got a call out need you in dundee for 7 oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a baby crying in next room especially when u don't have kids

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your boss ringing you got a call out need you in dundee for 7 oh bugger"

Police helicopter.

Bloody crims.

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By *ee funMan  over a year ago

boom

Your fucking alarm clock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

aliens or pill cCosby saying ooh anal must probe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your boss ringing you got a call out need you in dundee for 7 oh bugger

Police helicopter.

Bloody crims."

The crims are flying the heli?

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By *lla_maiWoman  over a year ago

staffordshire

Anything....do not disturb before 6.30 at the earliest, and only then in case of an emergency

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Somebody trying to break in your house?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Foxes getting more than you are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

child vommiting

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By *orwegian BlueMan  over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

My cat mewing, the way she does when she has a live mouse in her mouth...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Work ringing as that means something big has gone wrong and no one can fix it. What even worse is that it normally means having to start the day without time for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Foxes getting more than you are"

Ahh tell me about it!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman  over a year ago

Limbo

I get to hear my alarm at 3.30am five bloody days a week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Children talking in their sleep

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Your horse colicking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Daddy I think I'm going to be....." baaarrrrffff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Daddy I think I'm going to be....." baaarrrrffff "

yup i had that wed night lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Daddy I think I'm going to be....." baaarrrrffff

yup i had that wed night lol"

Why is it always 2am when it happens... my soul just sinks through my matress

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By *ild-1Woman  over a year ago

york


"Your horse colicking "

All ok now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone knocking your door

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An ice cream van.... Or did I dream that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Daddy I think I'm going to be....." baaarrrrffff

yup i had that wed night lol

Why is it always 2am when it happens... my soul just sinks through my matress"

my 1st thought is.. better not require a bedding change.

then its 'watch the carpets'..

followed by 'quick down the toilet'

and then its 'youll feel better soon'

hahaha

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Someone knocking your door

Kinky "

Someone hacking through your door with an axe: "HEEEERE'S JHONNIE!!!"

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Your horse colicking

All ok now? "

Sadly no, that's how I lost my best girlie some years ago. She was fine at midnight, woke me up thrashing around by 3am. The thread reminded me - it's the most dreaded sound in the world to me now.

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By *ild-1Woman  over a year ago

york


"Your horse colicking

All ok now?

Sadly no, that's how I lost my best girlie some years ago. She was fine at midnight, woke me up thrashing around by 3am. The thread reminded me - it's the most dreaded sound in the world to me now. "

So sorry to hear that. I have horses & been there hence me asking xx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Cows in the garden?

Happened to a friend - said she woke up and the house had been invaded, from and back, by a heard of cows who were snuffling at the windows when she opened them.

Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Your horse colicking

All ok now?

Sadly no, that's how I lost my best girlie some years ago. She was fine at midnight, woke me up thrashing around by 3am. The thread reminded me - it's the most dreaded sound in the world to me now.

So sorry to hear that. I have horses & been there hence me asking xx "

So many are lost that way - it's the most ghastly condition.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your housemate d*unk getting into bed with you.

Based on true events.

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Your housemate d*unk getting into bed with you.

Based on true events. "

Ah, I can go one better... at a Glastonbury festival a few years back a (d*unk) friend of mine returned to her tent to find it occupied by some random with whom she had an argument and then ejected him...

...only to discover, minutes later, that her tent was the one a few tents over.

Silly moo.

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Your housemate d*unk getting into bed with you.

Based on true events.

Ah, I can go one better... at a Glastonbury festival a few years back a (d*unk) friend of mine returned to her tent to find it occupied by some random with whom she had an argument and then ejected him...

...only to discover, minutes later, that her tent was the one a few tents over.

Silly moo. "

Haha, good one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Your boss ringing you got a call out need you in dundee for 7 oh bugger

Police helicopter.

Bloody crims.

The crims are flying the heli?"

Round here?

Probably!

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By *radleywigginsMan  over a year ago

northwest

Smooth FM?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's no need to be embarrassed, I'm sure the locksmith has seen far worse than this, we could always go to A&E to get it removed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's time to leave now.....We're trying to close n the staff have homes to go to.......

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By *ackett1962Man  over a year ago

harrow

My Daughter....Dad can you pick me and my friends up?? We are only in Brixton!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"wake up! Stop falling asleep at the wheel"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The phone ringing, someone has died

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