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Wow im having a baby and getting married
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
Well so far tonight I've been proposed to, then can he impregnate me, then I've been offered £80 to meet now for sex !!
Wow I'm overwhelmed at all this going so fast. I've replied should I order the dress now and to the other guy can he make it to £100 as I need to get a taxi home 
Any other strange first requests? |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200 
Increased to £300 "
I have to warn you firstly it's like a mangled growler (sorry was refering to earlier thread ) |
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By *not69Man
over a year ago
Lancashire |
"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200
Increased to £300 "
You wouldn't need to pay me to lick your pussy, I'd do it for free. There's some right tight gits on here  |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"Can I come round and lick your pussy? Nothing else just lick your pussy for £200
Increased to £300
You wouldn't need to pay me to lick your pussy, I'd do it for free. There's some right tight gits on here "
Haaaaaaaa now I've just spat my wine out!! Damn waste I tell you !!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we buy a hat? 
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob "
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had several opening messages from straight men asking to come round and suck my cock!I'd have expected the roles to be reversed if they'd bothered to read the profile  |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"shall we buy a hat?
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well "
No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!! |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"One guy today asked me to come to his and batter him"
Oh gosh maybe you got the short straw, but hey we're in the same club for weird messsges, ,come join in my wedding celebrations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we buy a hat?
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well
No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!!"
Always Miss D... soon to be Mrs ??? |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"shall we buy a hat?
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well
No cheating though Mr PB, your used to the cold so I expect commando!!
Always Miss D... soon to be Mrs ??? "
I don't think he's interested anymore when I sent him the pic of the engagement ring I want. I spotted a house on right move aswell very good catchment area for our children aswell
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together "
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see  |
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see "
And jezza beadle by all accounts |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see "
and hes single |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see
And jezza beadle by all accounts "
Oh god I need more wine I've just realised I've mentioned two famous Jeremy's,,
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single "
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
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yep hes single i reckon he would be filthy under the duvet |
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
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Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u! |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
yep hes single i reckon he would be filthy under the duvet "
Oh god yes I do too! A right filthy fooker. OMG listen to me not even married yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shall we buy a hat?
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well "
Can't you wear it anyway? |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u! "
Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in  |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"shall we buy a hat?
Oh gosh yes let's have a big FAB fat wedding , would be great. BOOOOM back to reality. I'm sitting here drinking my Sauvignon on my own sob sob sob sob
And I was gonna wear my kilt as well
Can't you wear it anyway? "
This is great so far I've copped off the best man and bridesmaid and now two guests and if Jeremy attends well there maybe a bi gangbang. Ohhh how good that would be |
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!
Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in "
id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector! |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
land of debauchery and kink |
"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!
Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in
id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector! "
Oi I'll have less of that big Steve will be attending too |
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"ile be in charge of the warm towels and kettle filling hope you dont give birth going up the aisle mind you wedding and christening together
Well we could call the baby Jeremy if it's a boy or jerimina if it's a girl I love Jeremy Kyle you see and hes single
Noooooo !! Jeremy Kyle? I think he is a bit hot. Is he really ?
Oi! Less of it lady! Youre getting married remember! leave some jeremys for the others will u!
Would you like a bit of Jeremy? Come on you can join in
id ruin the pair of u! And pass the lie detector!
Oi I'll have less of that big Steve will be attending too "
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"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha
Why, he had a big cock.
Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small...
Are u talking about ron jeremy mate? lol"
Err, no. Beadle had one hand significantly smaller than the other.
Poor taste, I know. But fuck it...this is Fab after all... |
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"Please do not compare any part of me to jezza beadle!! haha
Why, he had a big cock.
Then again, on the other hand it was actually quite small...
Are u talking about ron jeremy mate? lol
Err, no. Beadle had one hand significantly smaller than the other.
Poor taste, I know. But fuck it...this is Fab after all..."
I stand corrected then! but that is hillarious! |
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"Got a message yesterday from a young lad saying he would love to fuck my mrs as I fucked his mum. She is blond, 43 and has big tits.
Did you get an address mate? "
Lmao afraid not. Straight on the block list. |
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By *adyDanger OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Is he bringing The Stig with him?"
Right so now we're onto jezza clarkson aswell?? I like him he's opinionated and seems fun. He can join my celebration aslong as the stig comes fully dressed. Yum yum leathers |
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"Is he bringing The Stig with him?
Right so now we're onto jezza clarkson aswell?? I like him he's opinionated and seems fun. He can join my celebration aslong as the stig comes fully dressed. Yum yum leathers "
Clarkson is in the house?? aw fuck me! Now its a party!! |
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