I had everyone use my milk and not buy their own, bottle of laxative pills crushed up in it solved that problem. I told them the next day they came on shift, they didn't see the funny side. No idea why. |
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"I had everyone use my milk and not buy their own, bottle of laxative pills crushed up in it solved that problem. I told them the next day they came on shift, they didn't see the funny side. No idea why."
Yikes! Really gladmy workplace provides milk for everyone ha ha. |
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"Wank in milk. Tell everyone else not to drink it."
Actually did this once! Worked in a place where we had to get our own milk tea ect.
The night security guard was pinching the milk not just a little bit but it would go a pint at a time.
So one of us wanked into the bottle just opened ad left it in the fridge, sure enough the next morning it was gone.
Next night left a note saying hope you enjoyed the milk last night it was fertilised 
Yes I know it had been done before but had to be done and the milk never got touched again  |
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My grandfather had been moaning about his milk tasting weak in work, one day he was in the canteen and a bloke offered to make him a cuppa tea, got my grandads milk out, used it then filled it up with water saying to my grandad, "I always use this fellas milk but top it up so he doesn't notice" my grampa said it's my bloody milk you bastard, use it but don't fill it up with water! |
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Got sick and tired of cheeky bastards nicking my milk out of the communal fridge so I borrowed some bowel prep from work ,dissolved that in it and waited for the results....needless to say no more nicked milk ?? |
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Thing is nobody really minds if someone borrows a little maybe leaves a note and makes up for it by buying some to replace.
But take the piss and expect a reaction |
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"Good grief there's some sad twisted feckers around.
And they're happy to post about it 
Totally lacking in self awareness and how they come across. Scary, sick people!  "
Should leave my stuff alone then |
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We had a similar situation at work with someone using tea bags. There was all kinds of dire retribution planned, I approached the person and asked for a contribution to the tea fund which they were happy to give but I suppose that isn't as interesting as making them unwittingly ingest your bodily fluids or giving them a dose of laxative. |
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"We had a similar situation at work with someone using tea bags. There was all kinds of dire retribution planned, I approached the person and asked for a contribution to the tea fund which they were happy to give but I suppose that isn't as interesting as making them unwittingly ingest your bodily fluids or giving them a dose of laxative."
Rationality instead of overreacting disgusting behavior?!! |
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge  "
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that |
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge "
and maybe add 'if you don't want to, be aware the contents of this innocent looking bottle may contain phlegm (yuk)or semen..
barf.. |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun  "
Fun, that soon descended into people discussing getting people to ingest semen, phlegm and medicinal preparations without their knowledge. Why can't people be up front about their issues nowadays? |
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that"
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!! |
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!! "
Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!!
Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...
xx"
Then shit in his bag? |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
No it's a principle!!
It really is just Fucking milk.ife is too short to get bogged down in pettiness like this. "
Not at all petty, doesn't matter what you steal its just downright rude and disrespectful to your work colleagues...
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!!
Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...
xx
Then shit in his bag?"
Why shit in his bag?
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!!
Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...
xx
Then shit in his bag?
Why shit in his bag?
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I assumed it was de rigueur. |
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"I think being ungenerous is a really unattractive quality!
You need to leave a polite " use your own fucking milk you tight cunt" note on the fridge
Correct.....or "if i catch you using my milk i will scoop you're eyeballs out with a spoon and fuck you're eye sockets" something like that
That's just it
He doesn't use the fridge
Keeps it in his bag!!!
Confront him... follow to the break area, watch him do it and ask him why he takes other peoples milk when he has his own in his bag...
xx
Then shit in his bag?
Why shit in his bag?
I assumed it was de rigueur."
;-)...
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok "
Lots of other threads to join
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"Fella at work hides his milk and uses everyone else's
Tight cunt
Also a thick cunt , why buy any if you don't use it !"
That was my thought...you still end up with a milk bill and have gone off milk to dispose of after a while |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are "
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to) |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)"
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up "
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread |
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"Put your regular milk in a bottle labelled 'goats milk'.
No one will touch it.
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Hahahaha this is the way forward
I've taken goats milk to work before, someone used it in their tea & promptly spat it across the desk  |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up "
this..
a nice cuppa usually helps, just check the milk first.. |
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Damn,
I'm glad I take my coffee black and without sugar..
Some of the revenge stories have made me chuckle.. And I've made a list of names entitled "don't piss them off".. Vindictive buggers aren't you..
I'd hate to think what you would do if you found out I had borrowed your house and used it as a brothel the last time you was on holiday.. |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread "
You definitely seem very carefree
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread
You definitely seem very carefree
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I am
Just can't stand aggressive forum people  |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread
You definitely seem very carefree
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I'm sorry, but you did just make me spit coffee all over the keyboard.
Perfect....... |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread
You definitely seem very carefree
I am
Just can't stand aggressive forum people "
I prefer the term incredulous. After all.... It's just milk for fuck sake   |
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"It's just milk for fuck sake
I just don't get why on a light hearted thread you feel the need
It's a bit of fun
LOL..... Ok
Lots of other threads to join
Indeed there are
Why fuck mine up then (sorry, try to)
I think you are taking this too seriously.... Maybe you should lighten up
I couldn't be more lightened up
I find thread wreckers tiresome
I believe it was you who came across as very agitated at the thread
You definitely seem very carefree
I am
Just can't stand aggressive forum people
I prefer the term incredulous. After all.... It's just milk for fuck sake "
Leave it be, you'll be accused of bullying next......  |
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