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The last text you sent was...?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You're a sexy arse though. X"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Enjoy the balm"....

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

"Where'd you go?"

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okie dokie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'You know you want to'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think you the answer to that x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I hate Frankfurt'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you on the bus yet?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Yes I can let you do that to me

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Delete this message so the CIA won't track you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can u get me some ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She rolled in stinky Brown fox poo!

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

An hour and thirty!!!.....K

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No mate, believe me she will find out

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By *itzhallMan over a year ago

birchington

Do I really have to?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Last message sent was whatsapp

OMG ugh really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Alright... I'm curious about the context of some of these messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are the most almighty twat

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

If only I'd replied 10 mins sooner it would have been a dirty message I was posting here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm off to the gym, try not to let the earlier messages continue to distract you

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

" this is the IBAN number of the book we were discussing yesterday "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good boy!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Her loss is my gain

Saddle up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are the most almighty twat"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nutter lol xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You are the most almighty twat

If the condom fits....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck off you twat

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Love you too babe x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha JB stayin in frodsham. Why carnt Axl stay in frod instead of this tosser.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ride my face like you're riding a horse out of hell during the apocalypse...

I'll get my coat....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You miss me? Are you d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ride my face like you're riding a horse out of hell during the apocalypse...

I'll get my coat...."

Don't forget the crop.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I may have moaned a little when that arrived in my box

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Damn u need some of that! Get on his face!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A saucy one to my man regarding a mmf threesome with a bi male that I wanna have

Kinky

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Nearly done. I'll call you when I leave and come find you xx"

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By *oi_LucyCouple over a year ago

Barbados

"finger your clit"

(to Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll make sure to flip you so I taste the honey pot while you're at it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"[knickers to be Removed by poster at 26/10/16 18:30:04]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I just wanted to contribute to my thread again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't give up the day job!

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By *rey NomadMan over a year ago

Calne

See you after 8.00..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would u like a gentleman caller tomorrow night

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Yes sir

Anything you say

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By *rey NomadMan over a year ago

Calne

"She rolled in stinky Brown fox poo! "

Yuk that is the worst smell ever....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You're a sexy arse though. X""

'You must have something to wear?'

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By *layfulCouple86Couple over a year ago

Lancashire

"Watching new girl"

Mr.

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Last text was boring to say not going in to work...other though was

You said you ate it in the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I did think it's probably good we weren't talking at the time, with some of the stuff we say to each other. X

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By *ackett1962Man over a year ago

harrow

No I won't eat your pussy...While hou are squirting!!!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Kiked youxx

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

You're driving my mind and body wild xx

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By *loppsyWoman over a year ago

marlow

Excited.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you fix my valve tomorrow?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did think it's probably good we weren't talking at the time, with some of the stuff we say to each other. X"

"They're all weird! Do you want to see my roaring pussy? X"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did think it's probably good we weren't talking at the time, with some of the stuff we say to each other. X

"They're all weird! Do you want to see my roaring pussy? X""

What colour is it? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guessing u ain't at college as its half term(for the record this is too a mature lady I have met just so no one thinks I'm cradle snatching lol)

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I did think it's probably good we weren't talking at the time, with some of the stuff we say to each other. X

"They're all weird! Do you want to see my roaring pussy? X"

What colour is it? X"

Orange, yellow, gold, pink, brown. Shall whatsapp.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I did think it's probably good we weren't talking at the time, with some of the stuff we say to each other. X

"They're all weird! Do you want to see my roaring pussy? X"

What colour is it? X

Orange, yellow, gold, pink, brown. Shall whatsapp.

Excellent. I'll look forward to it. X

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Will do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It was:

"You better have a wank about it"...

You get the idea of the convo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds good x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was from Santander telling my I was still in credit. I couldn't follow that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mind walking round Tesco munching a full roast chicken.....fatbastard.com hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It was:

"You better have a wank about it"...

You get the idea of the convo.

No idea.

You'd better explain.

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

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By *umpkinMan over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Yes, really! Just

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Hotel Du vin was booked he said! Pmsl I feel like Vivian outta pretty woman! ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

#wingit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Remind me to bring a sampler of the gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pick ya up in the morning at 8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ok x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol, feel like you back in the 90's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So did you cook in the oven on Sunday?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I just got you that metall poppy you wanted from the R.B.L do you want anything els.

Pen

Kee ring

Rist band

Broch

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

My username to a friend

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is there dinner tonight? It's the Bake Off final.

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

Glad you think that... I def do x

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"'You know you want to'"

I thought you were going to keep our texts private.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My gf needs your big cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can marry me for £500. Lol"

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

kylie fuck off am not interested in you .[ok thats a fib] ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you away Monday? My day time has just become free

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By *awandOrderCouple over a year ago

SW London

""You're a sexy arse though. X""

Just on the tram .... he was there Tampico me up when I arrived home...

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

A reply to my sister asking what I want for my birthday my answer was 'botox' bargain really considering she's an aesthetic nurse ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Amazing horny rip his clothes off in the pub fun?????????? xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be finished and back at the hotel by 10:30 for a drink

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

It exists! (accompanied by a photo)

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By *ango0505Woman over a year ago

Dumfries

I've just had to jag the daft sheep

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I can't believe you shot that much second time!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a good sub I don't require ruining.....hmmm let me just think about that one....ruin away! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you got the Sainsbury's bag?

Yes I R winner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ruin me....

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By *infullyNaughtyMan over a year ago

Stanwell

"I Just Invited Our Lecturer To Our Party XD Omg This Is Gonna Be interesting"

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

I am using the Vsr 10 this time, might get the vector out later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send you a pic when I get out the bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.... I should be hanging out of you like an arse rudder instead of doing nights...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try the chutney too...xx

Sounds odd so better explain?

Sent to an ex fab member, but still a "friend" after I dropped off some of my home made jam and chutney at her house on the way past earlier today.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I'm getting my epidural tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much you selling the washing machine for?

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Hi (name) ya eveything is still ok ive allredey got the fireworks for the show.

I hope the residents and staff are looking fallwood to it.

Im going to need sum large pipe this year for the speshall (1.8) rockits. And the normall pipe for all the (0.5) rockits. also need 6 bags of sand for the all kegs.

Is (name) still ok to give me a lift ?

Ps don't for get the donuts this year lol

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By *enny79TV/TS over a year ago

chesterfield

Was nearly a lot worse

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Lol"

I thought it was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".... I should be hanging out of you like an arse rudder instead of doing nights...

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"they fit, yay!!"

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

Ignored!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It is perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How big do you think it needs to be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shit happens....

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

Hurry up and die will you!! I want the house!!

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Love you too...to my daughter.

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

"How big do you think it needs to be? "
well that's over 40ft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hurry up and die will you!! I want the house!!

hahaha savage!!

made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the fuck can you do with this one mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck you!

Send me a cheque instead (middle finger emoji)

Replying to one of these scam messages telling me I was owed £265 in tax returns and had to fill out a load of online forms.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last text I was sent was that I'm hot lol yeah right

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you're absolutely certain it's over with Angelina, then yes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where the fuck is the chippy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you working tonight?

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

Do you fancy dinner at mine tonight?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

home x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'no- I'm inside the house!'

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan over a year ago

Willenhall

SWING

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I work in ******

(Not disclosing my place of work)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Face or pussy ?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS over a year ago

Bolton

Friday will be good and you will comply with our wishes, however, fun is paramount xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We're just outside Salisbury I believe. Probably waiting for another train to come by. See you shortly. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just a q

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Feck off'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too bloody long to repeat

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By *ex LutherMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

91507 to get the time my bus was due!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're absolutely certain it's over with Angelina, then yes. "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

It's going to be a very wet day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That would be telling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol looks like you're challenging both of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was to my landlord lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room 1220

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No son. Fix your own car !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was on Facebook saying that Andy C is gonna be too sick on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Night night.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This invoice needs paying today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmmm what a great night last night was

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're absolutely certain it's over with Angelina, then yes.

"
I got similar text. Don't believe him lol.

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By *xywelshguyMan over a year ago

Bridgend

Lots of passing, I think I played well!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's in the blue file on my desk"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha genius! Xxx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mission accomplished!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking shit phone signal bollocksed us again...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love you too. Xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I love you too. Xx""

I just sent this exact same message to Alimark

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you xx. Was my last txt this morning x

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Will do it after - just settling for a quick ladywank (ditched coffee idea) xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you're absolutely certain it's over with Angelina, then yes.

I got similar text. Don't believe him lol."

He said I was his special girl

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Will do it after - just settling for a quick ladywank (ditched coffee idea) xx

Haha. My plans went something like that

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By *cunnylassCouple over a year ago

Exeter

One renewing my Fab membership!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Queensway is a bit if a trek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I love you too. Xx"

I just sent this exact same message to Alimark

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love you too x

(to my daughter)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good I always like putting a smile on a ladies face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good I always like putting a smile on a ladies face

xx "
good morning and welcome to fabs if you fancey a chat drop me a message thanks dan x

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Morning loops, what time are you coming home ask nanny xx

To my 8yr old.....they had a sleepover at my folks!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I'm late!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm 5 mins away x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm late!"

Best get a pregnancy test done haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm late!"

That could be a terrifying text to receive.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm late!

That could be a terrifying text to receive. "

For a date, not one on the calendar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm late!

That could be a terrifying text to receive.

For a date, not one on the calendar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teasing with the lady wanks!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

Ha Ha no wonder there's so much horny Bristol cock about lately... slim pickings

To my wing gal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You smell"

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