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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Cant believe they have underwear patches on sale, that you put on your undies and it makes your fart smell of mint,what flavour would you like your farts to smell think i would have garlic lol .

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire

Really?

That's Mrs ddc's Xmas pressie sorted

How do they resolve the noise issue? Does it involve shoving a penny-whistle up your bum?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cinnamon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha totally getting these for a few members of the family

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough

I would like mine to smell of freshly brewed coffee

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales

As a lot of guys fart in the morning they should do bacon ones as a gee up to get out of bed

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine don't smell, so I'd be giving the game away if I added smell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Its a patch and you insert it by the bottom area,when you break wind a nice aroma comes out,but they only do them in mint flavour so far.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Can I get some that make mine smell like last night's curry?

oooh no wait...

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By *obbytupperMan  over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Really?

That's Mrs ddc's Xmas pressie sorted

How do they resolve the noise issue? Does it involve shoving a penny-whistle up your bum?

Mr ddc"

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cant believe they have underwear patches on sale, that you put on your undies and it makes your fart smell of mint,what flavour would you like your farts to smell think i would have garlic lol ."

I can see this as a good seller at xmas if they work, just think of all the sprouts that are eaten over xmas

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cant believe they have underwear patches on sale, that you put on your undies and it makes your fart smell of mint,what flavour would you like your farts to smell think i would have garlic lol ."

I'd go with mustard gas or dog shit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pull my finger and see!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Its a patch and you insert it by the bottom area,when you break wind a nice aroma comes out,but they only do them in mint flavour so far."

I would have loved to see that pitched on Dragons' Den!

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

its a nice idea and just what the daughter needs as she loves delivering that smell near you then disappears

so for a fun present I may get it for her

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cant believe they have underwear patches on sale, that you put on your undies and it makes your fart smell of mint,what flavour would you like your farts to smell think i would have garlic lol ."

Wouldn't that kind of defeat the point if the craze DID catch on?...

Because whenever there's a suddden whiff of mint from someones arsehole, kids are gonna point and shout "Hey she just farted!"

...

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


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Because whenever there's a suddden whiff of mint from someones arsehole, kids are gonna point and shout "Hey she just farted!"

... "

Then it won't be long before Rowntree's raise an objection once kids start saying "Hey, these Polos smell like shit"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Mine don't smell, so I'd be giving the game away if I added smell. "

Dito

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't fart, I'm a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Because whenever there's a suddden whiff of mint from someones arsehole, kids are gonna point and shout "Hey she just farted!"

...

Then it won't be long before Rowntree's raise an objection once kids start saying "Hey, these Polos smell like shit"

Mr ddc"

^ lulz!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mine are silent but deadly ...so sounds like a minty idea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bacon sandwich lol

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