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A bit different to the poster above and could make for some chuckles
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Actually a bot, set up by admin to boost membership numbers.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sucks for England |
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"Actually a bot, set up by admin to boost membership numbers.
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You're right 
The poster below is a right pervert |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So true  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A raging harlet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fake  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a penchant for nibbling chocolate based confectionery from betwixt a pert pair of buttocks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sucks like a dyson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Overated n undersexed "
1 out of 2 ain't bad haha
Jane x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves food play and has a mono brow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A screamer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The poster below is sexually frustrated. |
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Oh dear! I think I just myself a little bit!
*dabs eyes with hanky* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucks like a dyson
Ffs "
It's like I'm psychic (and Georgie was spot on too lol) |
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The poster below is wanted for murder
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The poster below is wanted for murder
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False
Likes teletubies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hung like a wonky donkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mud wrestles in cheap backstreet pubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can drink a Russian under the table |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In need of pegging "
In need of whipping |
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"In need of pegging
In need of whipping "
About to bend over blindfolded |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
In need of being tied and teased |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Suffering from sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In need of being tied and teased"
...gonna help me get untied please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't spoon without ending up forking |
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"Likes to suck toes
Bloody phone "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can't spoon without ending up forking"
Has the biggest cock on fab |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Using a spork to unclog the drain from pubic hair made by thier last meet on fab. |
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Wishing for a Alabama hot pocket |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves having their bum played with |
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Openly gay, they just happen to be straight |
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Waxing their anal beard this evening |
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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago
middlesbrough |
Likes to draw faces on their genitalia and pretend they have separate consciousnesses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't work out how to build stuff from IKEA |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Always smells like Marmite |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enjoys giving and receiving dirty sanchez |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Touched me !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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likes being anally violated by fuck machines |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Tells everyone they have big boobs , don't be fooled though .....Uses car airbags .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Likes to get face fucked in the woods to completion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had butt implants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Needs more lube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The poster below hasn't posted yet! |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Only really can breath through their ears
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves to receive sloppy blowjobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Replaces milk with cum in their morning cuppa |
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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago
Bridgwater - Somerset |
Likes to insert large vegitables |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has not said anything yet, as they have a mouthful of cum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spunk tastes like rotten aubergines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eats yellow snow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cumming at the speed of an average 7.62mm bullet when fired. Currently wanted for 69 homicides. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has an inappropriate desire to use tinned vegetables during foreplay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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try's desperately to sound interesting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reads the daily mail. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A mouse but he hasn't got a house. I don't know why I call him Gerald.
He's getting rather old but he's a good mouse |
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Picks up meets outisde the gum clinic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Uses toilet brush as a butt plug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is hung like a horse ... a sea horse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lurks in bushes in a rain Mac |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is misogynist manterrupting a feminist movement aka, Hugh Mongous |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Will do it for a bag of chips .
Jo x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kicks puppy's  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once gave Alan Carr a reacharound in Hyde Park |
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Lol
The poster below is...
...a munter  |
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I'll take one for the team
Posted below is looking to be covered in spunk by 10 men |
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The poster below is a secret practitioner of the ancient Japanese art of erotic paper-folding around the genitalia, known commonly as cockigami |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rides a unicycle naked to work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Touched by Jimmy saville |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Edges themselves frequently... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves a bit bestiality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In fear of catching my cold just by reading this message! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gets weekly colonoscopy to ease his urge for gangbangs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...looking up at me and giving me the eye  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A proper cutie patootie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Less attractive than the poster above  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is having sausage for tea xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vintage cunt |
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Sounding is his biggest fantasy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Groping grannies in London underground. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Up for a good night measege me ladys |
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So dull as to defy description |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"So dull as to defy description "
Yep that's me x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Secretly working for the sun |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"So dull as to defy description
Yep that's me x "
oh no it isn't..you are gorgeous and so is the poster below xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The person below doesn't give a shit about who got their head bashed in on The Walking Dead. |
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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago
Outskirts of Notts |
Doesn't know what the walk dead is
Jo x |
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"The person below doesn't give a shit about who got their head bashed in on The Walking Dead. "
Correct!
Poster below has a Napoleon complex |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"The person below doesn't give a shit about who got their head bashed in on The Walking Dead.
Correct!
Poster below has a Napoleon complex"
Correct again!!!
A jolly spiffy person |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
poster below loves jelly babies |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"poster below loves jelly babies "
no i love raspberries, jeely babies is the one below me x |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"poster below loves jelly babies no i love raspberries, jeely babies is the one below me x"
Has a wicked sense of humour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is my next match "
YES - I'll bring a friend.
Poster below is the best kiss I never had. |
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Thanks
Poster below loves to lick ass |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Is my next match
YES - I'll bring a friend.
Poster below is the best kiss I never had. "
yet...
next, has a penchant for treacle tarts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Prefers grey squirrels to red
The bastard! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asked me to have a threesome with them yesterday! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Prefers black cock to white!
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wears a blindfold to avoid all isms...
next could do with a new avatar pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Below me COULD have the most lovely suckable toes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Below me COULD have the most lovely suckable toes! "
Next poster is in love with me - the fool |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Prefers black cock to white!
wears a blindfold to avoid all isms...
next could do with a new avatar pic"
Suzy. Tutt tutt! You said you would be discreet!  |
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The blandest thing on the menue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Definitely on our hotlist!"
Next one is likely to be _iamondjoe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Below me COULD have the most lovely suckable toes!
Next poster is in love with me - the fool"
Busted! It's because you sound like my favourite drink stella! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Definitely on our hotlist!"
does a party trick with pepperami |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dead"
Right about you.
My next date. |
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By *ex LutherMan
over a year ago
Closer than you think |
A kleptomaniac they keep stealing my undies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't tell the difference between Pepsi and . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has more pubic hair than Brian Blessed has beard hair |
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By *nd-DCouple
over a year ago
portsmouth |
Two short of a threesome.. |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
is a star in one of my erotic stories |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"is a star in one of my erotic stories "
A fab moderator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An olive short of a Martini "
Dirty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poster below has monster munch feet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Or is not |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Or is not"
Hates tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Comes like Niagra Falls |
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Loves it up the ass like a bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves it up the ass like a bitch "
Is excited about Saturday |
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"Loves it up the ass like a bitch
Is excited about Saturday"
Should I be?
Shit flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured shit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has a paralysing addiction to the fab forums. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Loves it up the ass like a bitch
Is excited about Saturday
Should I be?
Shit flavoured chocolate or chocolate flavoured shit?"
shit flavoured troll actually
loves me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looking for the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking me from behind "
Bend over misses...
The person below me cums glitter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Taking me from behind
Bend over misses...
The person below me cums glitter "
Only during full moon.
Has been fantasizing about me. |
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A beautiful, unicorn riding pixie |
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Thinking about moving to the Maldives and taking me with them |
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"Wonders why they are here! "
For the forums obvs! X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loves watching endless repeats of Law and Order |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fantastic human being |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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loves to gives sloppy blow jobs |
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Loves having a wank whilst listening to The Archers |
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Is so beautiful it makes onlookers vomit |
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"Is so beautiful it makes onlookers vomit"
Thanks
A dreadful fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guilty as charged
The person below is frigid as hell |
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The poster above can suck my cock while she's at it |
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