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How to stand out from all the single guys.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OP I could offer you the lovely opportunity to accompany my lovely persona to a lane swimming pool session. No talking, just swimming.
Is that original enough  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
Only one cake? I would give you the whole bakery
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff! 
This 
Along with popcorn, Haribos and Tea.
You could sink a battleship with it all.
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And if you mention cookies, I wouldn't bet against a load of glitter andd sparkly stuff twirling by too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saying why they are what I'm looking for (because they've read my profile) and suggesting coffee (rather than a hotel meet or a pub social) is a pretty good way to stand out to me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
You do realise this is a well known man code? The cake is your pussy, which he wishes to eat, and the coffee is his cum, which he wants to go down your throat.
Have fun in Costa! |
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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago
north kensington w10 |
"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
If it's comes to this to stand out as a guy on here it's very sad!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've never been offered cake?!!! Fab is rife with the stuff!
Ooo a Douglas Adams fan?
As it happens, I am partial to fairy cake
Zaphod, is that you? "
Trillian?!
I'm sure there's a double entendre for a man with two heads coming up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got offered ice cream once and I took it ... was the best social i'be had 
I'm in Southampton shortly ill get you a 99 all to yourself x"
Afraid you will have to make that x3 with my current babysitting situation |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
Hope they were jaffa cakes you got offered.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea
oooh curly wurly not had them in ages
Well you can have 2  "
is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs |
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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea
oooh curly wurly not had them in ages
Well you can have 2
is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs "
What ever floats your boat not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea
oooh curly wurly not had them in ages
Well you can have 2
is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs
What ever floats your boat not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart "
i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
I took a large tub of Hero's when I last played with a couple; it was the first time that I'd met them so I thought a little gift would be nice. They were so surprised and told me that no one has every brought a gift before - the lady certainly showed her appreciation |
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By *edylogosMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea
oooh curly wurly not had them in ages
Well you can have 2
is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs
What ever floats your boat not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart
i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly"
I'm sure I can accommodate that request |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can offer a curly Whirly and a cup of tea
oooh curly wurly not had them in ages
Well you can have 2
is that one for my mouth the other to feed my boobs
What ever floats your boat not here to question what you do with them - just to offer out the kindness of my heart
i was gonna say u migt like to clean up after my boobs have been at the curly wurly
I'm sure I can accommodate that request "
just be careful they dont smother u   |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
I often take a few things to socials ..tie pins ..key rings or such .nothing expensive .. and if nothing else the folk leave with something to remember me by..
So ladies ..I've money clips, tie pins , key rings .. and... prosecco.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often take a few things to socials ..tie pins ..key rings or such .nothing expensive .. and if nothing else the folk leave with something to remember me by..
So ladies ..I've money clips, tie pins , key rings .. and... prosecco. "
keyrings and prosecco you say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.
Crisps and gin? "
That's getting closer  |
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"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted.
If it's comes to this to stand out as a guy on here it's very sad! "
So how are things working out for you? Its not sad at all. Its a million times better than somebody sending a fancy a fuck message or I've got a massive cock wanna choke on it? Its a swingers site not a drop your knickers for me sex site. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.
Crisps and gin?
That's getting closer "
And a game of pool? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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See I'm anybody's for a bag of chips and a can of tizer lol
Maybe this could be the way forward for social meets, an invitation to a cream tea is hard to refuse, and its about time hatter had an advantage, other than his luxurious locks that is |
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"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
So many things to check....
Real cake, or virtual cake?
Real cake or Cream Pie?
'Fancy a coffee?' or 'Fancy coming up for a coffee?'
I was offering a lick of my chocolate eclair a few months ago, but...
Mr ddc
Ps. Go for it, you only live once, but tell him you'll need to burn off the calories somehow... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mmmm tizer..not had that for years! A bottle of that and a toffee crisp is my idea of heaven lol"
I'm on my way with toffee crisp and tizer, this is going to be such fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.
Crisps and gin?
That's getting closer "
What about gin cake? |
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"I would go with that too. I've been offered many things but never something as simple and lovely as coffee and cake. "
Sometimes something very simple is what catches the eye
Definitely a lot to be said for it. |
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By *ooking for bbwsCouple
over a year ago
secret garden chilling, always something to do in the garden |
"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive.. "
I'll say I'm Spain near Malaga for a long weekend lol
might be cheaper right time of year lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..
A potential lady? "
Could potentially be a fella lying about being a lady... On here, you never know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted.
Sounds like Hatter's MO"
I'm offended. Coffee? Pffft |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"See I'm anybody's for a bag of chips and a can of tizer lol
Maybe this could be the way forward for social meets, an invitation to a cream tea is hard to refuse, and its about time hatter had an advantage, other than his luxurious locks that is "
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"A guy just offered me cake and a coffee.
No one's ever offered me cake before on Fab. And definitely not on a first message!
I'm very tempted. "
was that cake, cake? or fab cake..ie pussy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.
Crisps and gin?
That's getting closer
What about gin cake? "
No frickin' cake! !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive.. "
I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..
I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous "
Is that some sort of euphemism? |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
"I'm glad no man has been silly enough to offer me coffee and cake! We'd be on completely the wrong wavelength if they did.
Crisps and gin?
That's getting closer
What about gin cake?
No frickin' cake! !!! "
Fancy a fudge? |
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"Nobody has offered me cake. Gutted
You can have a cherry bakewell if you must?
I would prefer lemon drizzle
That can be arranged guessing you want a cuppa also? "
Perfect. Tea and cake what could be better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had morning coffee and cake in an Oxford pub with someone from Fab recently. In fact, she wouldn't have the cake, but one thing quickly led to another via scintillating conversation. So you could say I had my cake, and...where is the smug emoji? Ah, that veri....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always suggest to a potential lady that we meet in a cafe of their choosing....the Ritz was bloody expensive..
I got taken up the shard, that was fabulous
Is that some sort of euphemism? "
Hahahaha |
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