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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So, theres a lot of moaning on the forums about everybody not being suitable for someone and yadadayada (I was going to write something profound, couldn't be arse)... so as a service to the drop-dead gorgeous ladies of fab; and the super couples; I thought all the minging blokes could post in this thread and then the couples/ladies can just whizz through and block en-masse...
Now this is going to get really embarrassing if I am the only one in this thread... isn't it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
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So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming "
.. or not... look you didn't have to post in here; this thread was for minging blokes; quick delete your post, no one will know; (but theres free drinks if you stay) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
"
But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... |
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
"
Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
"
I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "
oh ffs
this was a thread for minging blokes; your ruining it and I am getting stroppy!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear "
you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place..."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
you're ruining it too; I want my ball back... no one plays fair in this place..."
But I like balls...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.
Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!  "
We should have a paper bag preference box on our profiles.... I like you, I will talk to you; those other two (weirdos) can do what they like... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
Waves inarticulately"
No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny! |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
Waves inarticulately
No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny!"
Sorry, should have waved my willy pic... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
Waves inarticulately
No tarting in the minging thread. thems the rules sonny!"
Cock block  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
Waves inarticulately"
Keeping an eye on this thread.. seems I have an eye for 'mingers' lol |
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"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.
Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in!
We should have a paper bag preference box on our profiles.... I like you, I will talk to you; those other two (weirdos) can do what they like... "
Hmmm I see a commercial opportunity on this thread - hoods for the minging - you know black silk, rough hessian, rubber gimp.....someone could make a bob or two running them up! |
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"I like a few of those.... I'll keep an eye on the thread as a perving opportunity. Maybe a charming bearded baldy will appear
Waves inarticulately
Keeping an eye on this thread.. seems I have an eye for 'mingers' lol "
Im in gere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.
Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in! "
Drink the booze, and get to recycle the paper bag... Win-win. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..
stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®
now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off |
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"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..
stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®
now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off"
Shove off, minger!
Thread hijack in progress |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..
stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®
now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off
Shove off, minger!
Thread hijack in progress"
Oh no, you can stay sweet boy; this thread was made for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..
stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®
now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off"
I did look but u didn't have the all minging beard so I looked elsewhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a skinny 5'4" tall baldheaded guy with a beard, who can generally only string two words together when there's a full moon, I could be offended by some of this, I'm not though, as I'm sure I make up for it with my 12" dick, tongue like a lizard and very long fingers. And I always have shower every 6 months or so wether I need one or not |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?  "
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease..... |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease....."
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"beer bellies count as minging imo
No! They make a good head rest."
And they give a bit of extra bounce when you straddle them so your thighs don't burn up  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
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https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
"
see now that's tarting.... awww look at his ickle face |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg"
Growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0 |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
see now that's tarting.... awww look at his ickle face"
*looks adorable*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg
Growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0"
https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
We run off into the sunset 
that easy, get your running shoes
Prefer to be a naturist lol "
I actually prefer high heels .. on women that is haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg
Growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0
https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo
I'm in the mood for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y"
bollocks
https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon 
Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas
I'm statistically average  ."
According to what statistics? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this! "
See? you are a quick learner.... Nice tattoos by the way |
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"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg
Growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0
https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo
I'm in the mood for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y
bollocks
https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI"
You#re really not getting this riff, dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon
Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas
I'm statistically average .
According to what statistics? "
Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
"
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over "
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either "
make a tarting thread missy!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"https://youtu.be/Xn71Vs30oXg
Growls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GHN1Mu6VG0
https://youtu.be/sIOmJALxwzo
I'm in the mood for...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqyGoE2Q4Y
bollocks
https://youtu.be/_LEXJfcIQfI
You#re really not getting this riff, dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzrkDGxZexA"
https://youtu.be/JSUIQgEVDM4
Now leave it Joe; I don't want to have to get all 1968 on ya sweet arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either "
None whatsoever unless you could suggest something better! |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either
make a tarting thread missy!
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Now you know I enjoy a good hi-jack |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either
None whatsoever unless you could suggest something better!"
Let's take this to my private box shall we |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon
Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas
I'm statistically average .
According to what statistics?
Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me "
Aww chin up little fella? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
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When you two fuck, can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either
None whatsoever unless you could suggest something better!
Let's take this to my private box shall we "
Yeah let me in that private box of yours  |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch? "
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"fucking hell; I go off to make a lemsip (yeah right) and a bunch of peeps are using my thread to tart in..
stop it.. I demand that you stop it. This was a look at me thread brought to you by Pauly90®
now I want my ball back.. and my paper bags (thankyouverymuch!) you lot can ming off
Shove off, minger!
Thread hijack in progress"
Return ti original heading or missiles will be fired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either
None whatsoever unless you could suggest something better!
Let's take this to my private box shall we
Yeah let me in that private box of yours "
Wow! Subtle much? |
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch? "
Just watch.. join in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch? "
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon
Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas
I'm statistically average .
According to what statistics?
Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me
Aww chin up little fella?"
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch?
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS"
You've told me of this dream.
One day I'm sure DJ will make you his bitch |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch?
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS"
Moist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Starts with me over your shoulder
Oooo anytime , you know this!
But in all fairness my shoulder isn't the only thing I'd be putting you over
I can't imagine I would have much choice about that either
None whatsoever unless you could suggest something better!
Let's take this to my private box shall we
Yeah let me in that private box of yours
Wow! Subtle much? "
No other reply would of sufficed |
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"My beard is not in the best state right now, so I'll jump in on the wagon
Sorry this wasn't a call for little fellas
I'm statistically average .
According to what statistics?
Fine, I'll bugger off to someone who likes me
Aww chin up little fella?
-_-"
It's ok big boy, you come here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch?
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS
Moist "
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch?
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS
Moist
me too "
Happy to do you both.
*doffs bowler and winks*
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"How does this tarting thing occur?
Watch DiamondJoe.. he knows how its done...
..when you feckers have finished getting your rocks off, can I have my minger thread back..perlease.....
*runs around the thread like an over-excited dog in a small room before coming to rest at Pauly's feet and presenting his belly for a tickle*
When you two fuck, can I watch?
When Joe and I "make love" (come on ladies, a bit of decorum, it's a special moment", it will be in a field of newly ripened barley; as the swallows gambol through the late summer air and the leverets take their first leap.... we will "embrace" under a burnished golden sunset to the sound of a heavenly choir.....
I dream of that moment.... It's why I haven't gone UNLOS
Moist
me too
Happy to do you both.
*doffs bowler and winks*
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Score! I must warn you though Joe, I don't always play nice |
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"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is
Some mistake, surely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk
come now Joe
https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE"
Again, like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig
We're at 6s and 7s tonight.
Good thing I'm in an outstanding mood |
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"https://youtu.be/HaZDiKRT1is
Some mistake, surely?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A03mO5j2Sk
come now Joe
https://youtu.be/h7j8wa9sWOE
Again, like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4T3tMkjRig
We're at 6s and 7s tonight.
Good thing I'm in an outstanding mood "
night Joe... we'll always have September
https://youtu.be/f8AvvaC8sZk |
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The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves |
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Soo being skinny makes you ugly then shocking that is  me I'm 10 stone yeah that's kind of skinny but still we're all beautiful in one way or another I'd probably suggest having an open mind OP  |
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"The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves "
I'm sure they've blocked you because you're too beautiful to behold Dan. As Sinead O'Connor sang...."Nothing Compares to U".
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
So a bald head makes you minging nowadays? Charming "
youre definitely not a minger xx |
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "
Beards???
That's hit me deep down where it hurts |
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"Some of us ladies love a cock pic.
Besides, paper bags were invented for a reason, and not just to hide booze in! "
Hi, I suppose I'm a 2 bagger, incase 1 falls off. Jim |
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"The ladies' ''Ming-ometer" is already in overdrive - many a randomer has me blocked already so I don't need to tell them I'm a minger - they've worked it out for themselves
I'm sure they've blocked you because you're too beautiful to behold Dan. As Sinead O'Connor sang...."Nothing Compares to U".
*trots off on aforementioned old nag, (battery) charger in hand*"
yeah that'll be it I'll keep telling myself that |
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Mr here reporting in:
nob pics? check
beard? laziness stubble
skinny? you betcha
erudite? kind of
charming? when I can be bothered
semi-articulate? indubitably
potentially dangerous? only to the wrong people.
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
But I love beards!!! I don't agree with your definition of minging kind sir... "
Mmmmm you love beards Xx |
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"Wtf have you started here Pauly?!?! "
Wasn't me...
I just wanted a thread that I could post 175 messages in...s'not my fault people joined in... and anyway Joe started it
Wasn't here, never done nuffink, no one seed me do it so |
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty? "
Kinky and me are choosing a frock for you on Sunday... purrrrty boy... go start an "all the purrrrty boys" thread... this is my minger thread... everyone's ruined it! |
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?
Kinky and me are choosing a frock for you on Sunday... purrrrty boy... go start an "all the purrrrty boys" thread... this is my minger thread... everyone's ruined it!"
Oh dear god. She won't let that idea go.
I might just do that. |
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By *iver2015Woman
over a year ago
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With all due respect. That list was crap.
Minging men
Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).
Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).
Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"
Kindly leave the beards out of it
Xx
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"With all due respect. That list was crap.
Minging men
Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).
Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).
Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"
Kindly leave the beards out of it
Xx
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Still waiting for those knickers...  |
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"With all due respect. That list was crap.
Minging men
Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).
Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).
Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"
Kindly leave the beards out of it
Xx
Still waiting for those knickers... "
Were mine not good enough |
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"So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out..."
Too "hip"....
Please use the thread exit provided, thank you for staring at the mingers, the management would like to remind you to deposit the 3d specs in the tray provided |
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"So this is where all the cool mingers are hanging out...
Too "hip"....
Please use the thread exit provided, thank you for staring at the mingers, the management would like to remind you to deposit the 3d specs in the tray provided "
duly noted |
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty? "
Of course you're pretty
Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?
(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)
Red x |
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?
Of course you're pretty
Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?
(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)
Red x "
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
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i happen to to like boiled eggs
oh you said bold heads i must go to specsaves |
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?
Of course you're pretty
Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?
(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)
Red x
Yes. Just yes. "
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"I have hair and no beard, does this mean I'm pretty?
Of course you're pretty
Now can I hold your plaits while I ride you like a Blackpool donkey?
(I've always wanted to say that.... don't judge me)
Red x
Yes. Just yes. it was wolf really "
Wolf on the forums?
Only on a full moon |
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"With all due respect. That list was crap.
Minging men
Say they're going to leave the site because you politely decline them (I don't care).
Only have dick pics from various angles and in settings (I've seen it once, I don't need to see it in a meadow).
Send a introductory message such as "I wanna impregnate you" or "send me your knickers to wank over"
Kindly leave the beards out of it
Xx
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"In a meadow" had me creased |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"So, theres a lot of moaning on the forums about everybody not being suitable for someone and yadadayada (I was going to write something profound, couldn't be arse)... so as a service to the drop-dead gorgeous ladies of fab; and the super couples; I thought all the minging blokes could post in this thread and then the couples/ladies can just whizz through and block en-masse...
Now this is going to get really embarrassing if I am the only one in this thread... isn't it "
no your not the only one going to post in this post OP
I'm in so getting blocking away people |
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
"
Bald heads and beards???
How does that constitute to a guy being minging???
Isn't that style preference?? |
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"Minging in what context though?
nob pics
bald heads
beards
skinny
erudite
charming
semi-articulate
potentially dangerous
you know... "minging"
Feck am fecked I got a bald shaved head and grow a goatee beard. Off to the minging corner I go."
Looks like I'm joining you.
Party in the minging corner if anyone is interested |
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