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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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... I mean that's what I am supposed to be right?
So..... yesterday I ordered some "specialist" condoms from Amazon... I have to do this as, well anyway... I have to do this. However in my rush to order I forgot to check the delivery address. ....
Which explains why I have just had to WhatsApp my sister (last recipient of a gift from me through Amazon (a hedgehog house)) and explain why she has a box of 36 German engineered condoms... needless to say she is pissing herself and the family WhatsApp group is aflame..
Oh dear... I need a day back...  |
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over a year ago
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Tell her you use them as plant waterers, fill them with water, prick a whole in them, and put them in a hole in the soil, the water runs out slowly, and that's the only brand that won't split in the soil.
And then add thery are great for ass fucking too  |
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Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?
Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?
Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later?  |
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I had to post this here to complete my humiliation it only seemed fair... they are specialist in that the manufacturer provides a handy guide to ensure a nice fit |
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"Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?
Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?
Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later? "
Point taken... but my family like a giggle as much as the next person. As the aforementioned hedgehog house had been addressed to her.. I was a little concerned that these were also addressed to her and she might have thought her hubby was up to shenanigans... hence my honesty (and family hilarity) I apologise for not being discrete... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are you cock waving again?
Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms  "
Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did they get delivered to your sisters with "GERMAN ENGINEERED CONDOMS" stamped in big red letters on the packaging?
Or did your sister open a discreetly packaged parcel addressed to you and found out the contents?
Or would she have been none the wiser had you just said a delivery was on its way, I'll come and collect it later?
Point taken... but my family like a giggle as much as the next person. As the aforementioned hedgehog house had been addressed to her.. I was a little concerned that these were also addressed to her and she might have thought her hubby was up to shenanigans... hence my honesty (and family hilarity) I apologise for not being discrete..."
 ha, sorry I read my post back and it sounded a lot harsher than it was meant to! 
I'm sure the next family get together will be a blast, they'll never let you live it down! |
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"... I mean that's what I am supposed to be right?
So..... yesterday I ordered some "specialist" condoms from Amazon... I have to do this as, well anyway... I have to do this. However in my rush to order I forgot to check the delivery address. ....
Which explains why I have just had to WhatsApp my sister (last recipient of a gift from me through Amazon (a hedgehog house)) and explain why she has a box of 36 German engineered condoms... needless to say she is pissing herself and the family WhatsApp group is aflame..
Oh dear... I need a day back... "
I'm having a crappy afternoon but i'm revelling in your awkward agony. Sorry not sorry! |
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"Are you cock waving again?
Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms
Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now! "
It's good that Amazon caters for all of your prick needs fella |
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"Are you cock waving again?
Hey look at me bragging about my penis and special condoms
Obviously! I just thought it was rather funny. I have no secrets, even fewer now!
It's good that Amazon caters for all of your prick needs fella "
Premium johnny supplier I am  |
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