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How can I get the attention of more mature women?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take them bingo
Out for pensioners lunch
Old time dancing
Wednesday afternoon club
Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"
Ohmgosh I'm rolling 
OP, age wise or mentally? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take them bingo
Out for pensioners lunch
Old time dancing
Wednesday afternoon club
Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take them bingo
Out for pensioners lunch
Old time dancing
Wednesday afternoon club
Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"
Pmsl |
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Ask them for recipes
How to make a cake with powdered egg
How many ways can you cook spam
How many days to boil cabbage
Talk about the "olden days"
Before internet
Mobile phones
Slate and chalk for school.
Let them start every sentence with "when i was a girl" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take them bingo
Out for pensioners lunch
Old time dancing
Wednesday afternoon club
Buy them presents such as crotchet toilet roll or pomanders, they like a nice pomamder"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't worry, you've got my complete attentio.... oh, look, a kitten.... have you seen my glasses? Sorry, who are you? - didn't I know your father in the war? Now what were we talking about - are you the young man who was phoning to ask if I'd had an accident and wanted a solicitor? Have you seen the price of fish this week....... |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Do you have a wheely tartan shopping trolley? If not, invest in one. Fill it with Werthers, bits of tissue, a book of crossword puzzles, a phone with really big buttons, knitting, face powder and a bottle of cream sherry. Oh, and also carry a small yappy dog whilst wearing a beige cardigan. Mature lady kryptonite kit right there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knitting. They love knitting.
Is that why Knitter changed her name...getting too many requests and questions about pearling! 
I'm 40. I like to knit. It's purling not pearling. FYI."
Wasn't actually thinking about that sort of purling! |
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"How can I get the attention on mature women?
I've been called mature a few times recently. Fucking mature, I'm 38 for goodness sake, not 78.  "
Just wait til you hit 40! I'm chatting to a guy who just told me I'd be the oldest woman he's ever been with. He's in his 30's! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll give you some advice...'cos I'm old.
Don't watch porn.
Find out what you like the natural way. Find out what women like by asking them, when you're in bed with them.
You don't have to take my advice. |
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Right op i shall be serious you took it all in good fun.
When you read profiles check your in their age group if so just message and chat to them normal, dont mention the age or anything.
Just mind they dont eat you all up
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I get the attention on mature women? "
Lesson 1: on no account post a thread referring to your target age group as mature....
oh! bugger!!!
guess unlos and a new profile may help |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How can I get the attention on mature women? "
I really enjoy younger men, but there's no shortage of guys who do. You'll have to look to your profile Hun. I'm not being conceited but I can be really picky who I meet purely in a physical basis. BUT good conversation, some witty banter and a connection and I'll meet. I'm hesitant in directly referring to your profile but can I say it needs to be more visually appealing and most of all, memorable!! Also don't focus on the age gap thing. Personally I'm actually still waiting for that day I feel mature . Good luck fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be yourself; they'll either like you, or not.
stop giving out sound advice you...
I'm old, it's what we do."
i thought you dithered and got blue rinses and sensible shoes and all that stuff too no? |
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