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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh"
hold your hand up over your head for a few minutes.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh
hold your hand up over your head for a few minutes.."
That would give her bloody red hair . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"scream as loud as you can, the neighbours will rush round thinking a murder....
then ask them for a plaster."
sadly i don't have neighbours 
please no one come round and attempt to murder me,, im now aware that no one could hear me scream.. although if you want a fuck and like it loud.. cmon round  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"scream as loud as you can, the neighbours will rush round thinking a murder....
then ask them for a plaster.
sadly i don't have neighbours
please no one come round and attempt to murder me,, im now aware that no one could hear me scream.. although if you want a fuck and like it loud.. cmon round "
drat re neighbours and plaster...
happy days re screamer ont other occasions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh"
You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???
You don't get out much do ya!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh
You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???
You don't get out much do ya! "
sadly not..  |
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Superglue. It's one of the things you'd be "stitched up" with if you went to A&E. I use it whenever I accidentally slice a digit or limb. Just dont use an "activator" cos that'll burn like buggery!
*Him* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh
You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???
You don't get out much do ya!
sadly not.. "
Hey your not golum are ya?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh
You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???
You don't get out much do ya!
sadly not..
Hey your not golum are ya? "
LMAO.....preciousssssssss, sorry but that tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive just cut my finger on a sharp knife doing the dishes.. what a pleb!
No plasters in the house and its a bleeder.. joys.. lol
Little cuts sting like a bitch.. urghhh
You cut your finger...its bleeding like fuck...and you come on line to tell everyone???
You don't get out much do ya!
sadly not..
Hey your not golum are ya? LMAO.....preciousssssssss, sorry but that tickled me "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??"
i do, she's never cut herself either |
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??
i do, she's never cut herself either"
But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.
Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??
i do, she's never cut herself either
But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.
Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect. "
i clearly have no common sense then |
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??
i do, she's never cut herself either
But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.
Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.
i clearly have no common sense then "
Well thats very clear judging by this thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??
i do, she's never cut herself either
But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.
Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.
i clearly have no common sense then
Well thats very clear judging by this thread"
Give the lady a break , she does nt have any plasters , big deal . |
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"ive lived on my own for a year and a half and never cut myself so never thought to buy platers.. im a wally haha
I thought you had a toddler??
i do, she's never cut herself either
But isnt it common sense to have a medical box in the house with a child especially a young one.
Just basic equipment like plasters, tcp, burn cream ect.
i clearly have no common sense then
Well thats very clear judging by this thread
Give the lady a break , she does nt have any plasters , big deal ."
It is no big deal, well not to me what it is is unbelievable that someone with a small child wouldnt have something as simple as a plaster.
I can also have an opinion just as you can. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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cut me ear while wet shaving!!!!!
Razor slipped and nicked the top of my ear while wet shaving me bonse!!! OUCH.
No plasters either! Looked like a scene from Phsycho!!!
Good ol andrex to the rescue. Got a roll of it selotaped to me head to stop the bleeding lol |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
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"Superglue. It's one of the things you'd be "stitched up" with if you went to A&E. I use it whenever I accidentally slice a digit or limb. Just dont use an "activator" cos that'll burn like buggery!
*Him*"
I`ve had this done in A&E a few years ago when I had a concrete beam of a sectional concrete garage fall on my head. I don`t think they use the common stuff you but over the counter though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" damn and Feeking ouch...... just cut my finger on the top of an open tin can from the reclycling.... luckly had some plasters. unluckly its bleeding so much its going through them..
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extremities (if that's spelt right) tend to bleed loads in my experience. Hope your finger stops bleeding soon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stunned my little toe the other night, bled like a bastard, it was the top of the skin near the nail.
I had no plasters so used kitchen roll as it's thick and cellotape |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i grated my nail along with the cheese this morning took nail right down 1 side hurts like fook but i was good did check for nail in sandwich before sending it off to school |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
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"i grated my nail along with the cheese this morning took nail right down 1 side hurts like fook but i was good did check for nail in sandwich before sending it off to school "
Extra protein will not do them any harm. lol |
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I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.
I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).
Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.
I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).
Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene. "
you're scaring me again viccyboi!!!! |
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"I've got a First Aid stickyfoot.
I also have a Grade V Xeno-battlefield Surgery gold star from the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane).
Rather surprisingly the training in dealing with severed tentacles and gushing wounds has proved unusually useful in the swinging scene.
you're scaring me again viccyboi!!!!"
Don't panic my little swamp duck, even the Karnal Oligarchy of Chavit II (Fifth Council, Second Wane) have decided you Scotty -land types are far too alien to be covered under their insurance for any form of treatment.
So keep your tentacles out of harms way and you'll be fine. |
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