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How are you all this lovely evening?
I'm really good. Sorting out November's social ( for more information check meets section ).
What are you up to tonight?
Anyone for a fancy a fuck?
Put your name down or contact some one on this thread. You never know.
Have fun.
MrsSB 
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over a year ago
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Got no kids tonight they are kippin ova tomorrow nite instead as there's no school on Mon and they wanna come to church with me.
Tbh I'm feelin a bit lost.  so I'm counting on you lot to keep me entertained.  xxx |
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"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.
Fun fun fun
Sounds like my night  "
'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'
'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'
Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'
10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'
30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'
45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'
And relax |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true "
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.  |
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"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.
Fun fun fun
Sounds like my night
'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'
'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'
Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'
10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'
30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'
45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'
And relax"
I'm hiding away to perv I mean watch |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count. "
What? 
Discrimination  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tonight - chip shop chips from the best chippy in Exeter and then listen to my monkey talk all the way through strictly.
Fun fun fun
Sounds like my night
'Can I watch strictly tonight Daddy?'
'Yes of course darling I know how much you like it'
Inner monologue 'but this week can you please stop talking for 2 minutes'
10 minutes in 'Why the hell cant you stop talking? If you stopped you would hear who was next and what dance they are doing and the scores and...'
30 minutes 'For Christs sake I don't think you've stopped for breath yet. How are you not blue in the face?'
45 minutes 'please someone kill me. Or Tess. I'm sorry Tess you are a beautiful lady but FFS something needs to be done'
And relax
I'm hiding away to perv I mean watch "
I'll be sat on the other sofa perving. Recommend anyone? |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying  "
You are trying to be Spanish |
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By *onhorMan
over a year ago
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"How are you all this lovely evening?
I'm really good. Sorting out November's social ( for more information check meets section ).
What are you up to tonight?
Anyone for a fancy a fuck?
Put your name down or contact some one on this thread. You never know.
Have fun.
MrsSB
Fancy a fuck? "
Fantastic thanks.
Looking forward to Nov.
Beck on the speakers, taxi on the way for a mate's stag do.
And yes, of course.
Any takers - I'll answer when sober again hopefully. |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish "
I'll try anything once |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once "
You will try a Spanish once |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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I've got one on hold till later after secretly winding H up at a 30th birthday party this afternoon. She was giving me daggers after I got her going & promptly walked off to get some nibbles Always room for someone else though 
S |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once
You will try a Spanish once "
Hopefully |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once
You will try a Spanish once
Hopefully "
I'll try anything twice. Just to make sure. |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once
You will try a Spanish once
Hopefully
I'll try anything twice. Just to make sure. "
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once
You will try a Spanish once
Hopefully "
Hola |
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"Northern lasses seem to f'in hate me. Must be my accent that puts them off
Yes I fancy a fuck, but with anyone 400+ miles away.
That's not true
Your Spanish. It doesn't count.
I'm trying
You are trying to be Spanish
I'll try anything once
You will try a Spanish once
Hopefully
Hola "
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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!
It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!"
You are so wild |
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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!
It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!"
DAMN!!   |
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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!
It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!
You are so wild "
I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!
It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!
You are so wild
I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut "
Im sure that reputation has been backed up in the past? |
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"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**
Have you always twirled this much?
No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much "
I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful. |
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"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**
Have you always twirled this much?
No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much
I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful. "
I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ |
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"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**
Have you always twirled this much?
No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much
I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.
I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ"
And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**
Have you always twirled this much?
No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much
I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.
I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ
And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace. "
You realise that you're killing my chances on this thread right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"**twirls for the beautiful Mrs SB**
Have you always twirled this much?
No but I have been practicing and I dont fall over as much
I have noticed less falling over. You're almost graceful.
I'll keep practicing then but I doubt I'll ever be graceful. #clutZ
And that snort, that doesn't exactly show grace.
You realise that you're killing my chances on this thread right? "
Putting off the competition |
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"I'm.done Ta, all fucked out and achy so I'm just tucking into piri piri veg and halloumi, in my pjs, watching a documentary on Heath Ledger!
It'll get full on later, I have coffee and white choc!
You are so wild
I know right, and I have this bad girl rep tut
Im sure that reputation has been backed up in the past? "
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I'm off out a little later but I'll see if anyone catches my eye. 
