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Uuuch that's it..

By *ee wonky willie OP Man over a year ago

glasgow

I completely give in. No matter how hard I try. No matter how much effort I put in, nothing works. I'm never going to be a jedi. I'm starting to think that yoda and obi wan are a pair of lying bastards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do. Or do not. There is no try.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The force isn't strong with you I'm afraid OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually a Jedi. Even got the paperwork. Done it when I was pissed one night for a laugh. Good ol' universal life church

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Live long and prosper, my precious.

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

The key, patience is....

Only one amongst many, you are....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm actually curled up watching Star Wars The Force Awakens right this minute!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually curled up watching Star Wars The Force Awakens right this minute!

I hope you have a bucket handy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm actually curled up watching Star Wars The Force Awakens right this minute!

I hope you have a bucket handy."

for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find your lack of faith disturbing.... *gestures in a neck pinching kinda way*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Live long and prosper, my precious. "

Use the force, Harry

- Gandalf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

"I completely give in. No matter how hard I try. No matter how much effort I put in, nothing works. I'm never going to be a jedi. I'm starting to think that yoda and obi wan are a pair of lying bastards

Too impatient, you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you could try becoming a Hobbit instead XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Live long and prosper, my precious.

Use the force, Harry

- Gandalf "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do. Or do not. There is no try."

Yessssss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Run, you fools

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

"The key, patience is....

Only one amongst many, you are....

Never tell me the odds.

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By *ee wonky willie OP Man over a year ago

glasgow

"I find your lack of faith disturbing.... *gestures in a neck pinching kinda way*

"
that hurts

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By *albec26Man over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

My young padawan the force must flow through you not be forced to you...patience is key..

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can't put up the link but google 'Jedi dressing gown' on amazon....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can't put up the link but google 'Jedi dressing gown' on amazon....

I've got a red towelling one just like those

And I love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always prefer the big hairy gella personally

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's those mankygonorrhoeadians you have, or don't have, as the case may be.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always prefer the big hairy gella personally

Is a gella a manly woman?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"Live long and prosper, my precious. "

Sorry what are you saying

I'm distracted by party cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Live long and prosper, my precious.

Sorry what are you saying

I'm distracted by party cock "

I went looking for the party cock.

Found it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always prefer the big hairy gella personally

Is a gella a manly woman?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Live long and prosper, my precious.

Use the force, Harry

- Gandalf "

Love Patrick Stewart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Live long and prosper, my precious.

Use the force, Harry

- Gandalf

Love Patrick Stewart

He did a great job playing Gandhi.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These aren't the droids you're looking for....

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

I'm your father !!!

That's why

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