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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns! -and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"With Marmite and cheese spread? Yes please.  "
I'm sorry but I feel I'm cut out for something greater than 'heating bread'.
Yet here I am...sadly. Toastito, ergo sum. I toast, therefore I am.
Such is the sad fate of a toaster.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"With Marmite and cheese spread? Yes please.
I'm sorry but I feel I'm cut out for something greater than 'heating bread'.
Yet here I am...sadly. Toastito, ergo sum. I toast, therefore I am.
Such is the sad fate of a toaster. "
Fantastic. Wish they had a 'bow down' emoji  |
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth? |
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?"
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?"
Oh thank God! Wasn't just me then! |
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?"
Haha I'm joking with you dude it's an old internet joke that people used to use to confuse others that posted crazy questions on forums .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense."
Ummmm.... Still trying to decipher it.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?
Haha I'm joking with you dude it's an old internet joke that people used to use to confuse others that posted crazy questions on forums .."
Oh ffs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?
a) not true
b) not proven
c) yes please
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Don't be absurd.
Lemmy is clearly infinite. |
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"Here's a good question
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
That's a dreadful question. I've read it carefully twice and it still makes no sense.
Wot on earth?
You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
Ummmm.... Still trying to decipher it...."
Oh dear what have I started. ..Lol sorry |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?
a) not true
b) not proven
c) yes please
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It does say 'given that'...
Also; would you like a crumpet? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Here's my second question:
if a suspected murderer says 'I didn't kill no-one!'
...is that a confession?
No just inarticulate  "
I, as a Silk you undetstand, would probably build my case around this. Poor educayshun doncha know. |
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"Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would anyone like any toast?
a) not true
b) not proven
c) yes please
It does say 'given that'...
Also; would you like a crumpet?"
Ohhh!
You speaka me language!
Slathered in warm Nutella, pls
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