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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just releasing some pent up frustration.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sex that makes you red in the face, sweaty, aching and out of breath.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with some sex too.....x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could do with some sex too.....x"

I shaved everything and scrubbed my feet to within an inch of their life!

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Can I join in and kiss your necks ladies

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Must be catching - me too. Be careful out there I think it's contagious

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm gonna start sending fancy a fuck messages soon.

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By *ightfall79Man over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"I could do with some sex too.....x

I shaved everything and scrubbed my feet to within an inch of their life!

And very nice feet they are to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Must be catching - me too. Be careful out there I think it's contagious

It's ridiculous, I feel like I'm going to explode

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Damn,

And i was at a bit of a lose end earlier today..

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I'm getting hard already

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could do with some sex too.....x

I shaved everything and scrubbed my feet to within an inch of their life!

And very nice feet they are to."

Ta, they have been neglected lately.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm getting hard already "

Please stop

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Now I see what's going on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some what now?!

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You can have some of my 'meh' not bothered about it "...if you like ladies ..

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By *icassolifelikeMan over a year ago

Luton

In the words of the late great John Inman "I'm free"!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've just had a bath and shaved my balls...

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By *ightfall79Man over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"Must be catching - me too. Be careful out there I think it's contagious

It's ridiculous, I feel like I'm going to explode

When I feel like that I usually give it a good grip and stroke , stroke...You get the idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

haha. I sympathise. I've been like this all day.

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I'm still in the bath and this soapy sponge feels so smooth and sexy as I rub and clean my tingling body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will have my tug tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too. I've even added a meet. I never do that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wank for me tonight full of cold and out of action. Q energy free weekend

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

We could do with a nice lady to join in our sex sessions.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"haha. I sympathise. I've been like this all day.

What ever got you in such a state?

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

I'm gagging for a good session too,

Starting to climb the walls

And starting to make me grumpy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I'll take some sex.

Hard

Breathless

Clothes ripped off

Thrown around kind of sex

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"I'm gonna start sending fancy a fuck messages soon."

Don't forget the sky remote/deodorant can pic

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"I could do with some sex too.....x"

And us!! Post-op recovery driving me mad!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"haha. I sympathise. I've been like this all day.

What ever got you in such a state?"

Whatever. You mean 'whom'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snap, OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i am so pleased it isn't just me. i really need to have sex like now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmmm now what to do with this erection?

Meh I think I'll just wait for it to pass...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i am so pleased it isn't just me. i really need to have sex like now "

Say the word

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By *ightfall79Man over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Good god all these women wanting sex and not one from Glasgow area lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just had a message - i might be getting some of that later - will make tomorrows shift less of a drag with that all fresh in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me. "

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Nooo! I'm way too old, fat and a princess for car sex. More, home delivery.

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm ok just now, but I hate that feeling as I don't have anyone to call on and it just bloody lasts and lasts when it comes a calling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm still in the bath and this soapy sponge feels so smooth and sexy as I rub and clean my tingling body"

Shut up now!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"haha. I sympathise. I've been like this all day.

What ever got you in such a state?

Whatever. You mean 'whom'. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm so close to being a virgin again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Nooo! I'm way too old, fat and a princess for car sex. More, home delivery.

People home. Which is why it didn't happen this morning. I love my children but they do like to turn up unannounced. Although they did save me the embarrassment of the lodger catching me at it, when he came home early from work. We would have been naked on the sofa when he walked in the living room.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Don"t do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Now I see what's going on here. "

Do I sound desperate Joe?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol your inbox will be pretty full by now I'd say ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Don"t do it

Chance would be a fine thing tonight. I'm babysitting

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Nooo! I'm way too old, fat and a princess for car sex. More, home delivery.

I could get him to pick you up and I'll let you have the chaise longue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lol your inbox will be pretty full by now I'd say ??"

Nah...filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pfft some people just have no stamina

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

Nooo! I'm way too old, fat and a princess for car sex. More, home delivery.

I could get him to pick you up and I'll let you have the chaise longue.

That sounds ever so posh, but I'm babysitting. My hour of shaving and exfoliation has been wasted

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By *ightfall79Man over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

I just viewed your pics again

think I need sex now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

Yea me too, it's been a few weeks now.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I could get him to pick you up and I'll let you have the chaise longue.

That sounds ever so posh, but I'm babysitting. My hour of shaving and exfoliation has been wasted

Well, you know I shop in Waitrose (that's all you need to be posh on Fab).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your not alone there ladies I could do with some too Lincs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I'm so close to being a virgin again

Shall we walk to the convent together? We can drink vodka on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I could get him to pick you up and I'll let you have the chaise longue.

That sounds ever so posh, but I'm babysitting. My hour of shaving and exfoliation has been wasted

Well, you know I shop in Waitrose (that's all you need to be posh on Fab).

No Waitrose within a 5 mile radius of my house. That's how not posh I am

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By *km45Man over a year ago

UTTOXETER

"i am so pleased it isn't just me. i really need to have sex like now "

Free this evening, happy to travel and have some sexy fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will have my tug tonight

What time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

And me. I've now got a shrine of a cock set up in the garage and I light candles in the hope that the God of Sex will take pity on me and send me a studmuffin who is available at hours to suit me.

Instead the dildo is melting from the heat of the candles.

Nevermind. Christmas soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And there was me thinking it was just me with that thought haha .. must be in the air

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By *acLe0dMan over a year ago

Preston

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

Well can't have that can we, besides have to shave a few more percentage points off you being almost an angel. Got to bring you closer to the devil side.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

O shit i need sex x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know the feeling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need sex also

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've caught it too.

I may have the potential for a late night drive by. Shall I ask him to driver by yours first? He practically has to past your bit of London to get to me.

Car sex, I'm even considering that I'm so desperate

I was so desperate that I once tried car sex. Burned my knob on the exhaust. Ta dum, tissshhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

I have the half term off. I'm betting none of my regular partners are free.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

Really?? Get your sniper rifle cleaned, I've a job for you.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

Really?? Get your sniper rifle cleaned, I've a job for you."

You do?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

Really?? Get your sniper rifle cleaned, I've a job for you.

You do? "

Oh I've a list of fuckwits that could do with a slap at least.

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

This thread needs a damp course.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funny how life changes! I grew up in the firm belief only men want sex and women only go along with it when they want babies! Cor, if only it hadn't taken me into my thirties to realise the truth!

Haaaaaaa!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too, anyone else in need close to manchester?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need more than just sex. I need all the sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom.

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

Awesome footage Nanna. I know how you feel!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need more than just sex. I need all the sex. "

Greedy! Leave some for the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Awesome footage Nanna. I know how you feel!"

Maybe you do, but I never get like this, so it's driving me mad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I need more than just sex. I need all the sex.

Greedy! Leave some for the rest of us

I'll fight for it at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom."

Ah I see, I feel you're sexual pain

It's people whose life seems to revolve around sex I don't get. Still,each to their own 'eh

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I need more than just sex. I need all the sex.

Greedy! Leave some for the rest of us

I'll fight for it at the moment

Being well out of your age range Badnanna...

I feel safe to say....it must be so frustrating, so many young, hard cocks

....who would love to

Well just love to...with you...well you know what I mean

( I do not doubt you will make up for lost time)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm so close to being a virgin again

Shall we walk to the convent together? We can drink vodka on the way

Make sure you call at the bloody cake shop first!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom.

Ah I see, I feel you're sexual pain

It's people whose life seems to revolve around sex I don't get. Still,each to their own 'eh

I rarely think about it, until I know I'm getting it.

I've hit the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meh - I'd rather have fish and chips!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom.

Ah I see, I feel you're sexual pain

It's people whose life seems to revolve around sex I don't get. Still,each to their own 'eh

I rarely think about it, until I know I'm getting it.

I've hit the chocolate

Chocolate is a good substitute

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom.

Ah I see, I feel you're sexual pain

It's people whose life seems to revolve around sex I don't get. Still,each to their own 'eh

I rarely think about it, until I know I'm getting it.

I've hit the chocolate

Chocolate is a good substitute

I'm not putting it inside me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meh - I'd rather have fish and chips!

Nope, fish and chips smells good but it's too greasy and stodgy.

My man, on the other hand, smells good and tastes better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Meh - I'd rather have fish and chips!

Nope, fish and chips smells good but it's too greasy and stodgy.

My man, on the other hand, smells good and tastes better

Yes but I feel like fish and chips is a little bit like a meet from here a good idea before you've had it and then afterwards you feel a bit sick!

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Sex ???

Can someone remind me what that is again please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Meh - I'd rather have fish and chips!

Nope, fish and chips smells good but it's too greasy and stodgy.

My man, on the other hand, smells good and tastes better

Yes but I feel like fish and chips is a little bit like a meet from here a good idea before you've had it and then afterwards you feel a bit sick!

Who the fuck are you meeting from here?

My man isn't from here but I've met lots who are and none of them made me feel sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sex ???

Can someone remind me what that is again please

Y'know. That thing where you get naked with someone and touch private bits together.

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Vaguely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it go a bit like "in out shake it all about " oh no that's the hokey y then no can't remember what's it like

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I desire someone then I really want sex otherwise I can turn it on / off quite easily. It's not something I think about 24/7.

That's the problem; I was supposed to be seeing someone very desirable this morning and life got in the way.

I'm overcoming my burning desire for him by cleaning a teenager's bedroom.

Ah I see, I feel you're sexual pain

It's people whose life seems to revolve around sex I don't get. Still,each to their own 'eh

I rarely think about it, until I know I'm getting it.

I've hit the chocolate

Chocolate is a good substitute

I'm not putting it inside me

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry to annoy but I was taken a couple of days ago by animalistic man who fucked me like his life depended on it..... I was breathless and shaking by the time he finished

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just releasing some pent up frustration.

As you were."

Fuck. Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry to annoy but I was taken a couple of days ago by animalistic man who fucked me like his life depended on it..... I was breathless and shaking by the time he finished

I'm happy for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Same.

I thought I'd aquired a decent FB too but she started getting all funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same.

I thought I'd aquired a decent FB too but she started getting all funny.

Funny weird or funny cracking jokes all the time?

It was because of my fwb that I'm like this tonight. Not his fault though, totally mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reading comments in this post has been very entertaining indeed hahaha

made my evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Same.

I thought I'd aquired a decent FB too but she started getting all funny.

Funny weird or funny cracking jokes all the time?

It was because of my fwb that I'm like this tonight. Not his fault though, totally mine

I'd totally be down for the cracking jokes variety but alas...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel the same about thorntons toffee chocs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't we all lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Same.

I thought I'd aquired a decent FB too but she started getting all funny.

Funny weird or funny cracking jokes all the time?

It was because of my fwb that I'm like this tonight. Not his fault though, totally mine

I'd totally be down for the cracking jokes variety but alas..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Reading comments in this post has been very entertaining indeed hahaha

made my evening"

'snot funny when your vagina is bursting out of your knickers

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By *egasus NobMan over a year ago

Wandsworth

That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really in need for some fun sexy times too!!!

Any takers?

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS over a year ago

Bristol

"Sorry to annoy but I was taken a couple of days ago by animalistic man who fucked me like his life depended on it..... I was breathless and shaking by the time he finished

I'm happy for you

Oh no... I was just kidding it was dreadful and I hated it... Sex is rubbish and overrated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

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By *acLe0dMan over a year ago

Preston

"I need more than just sex. I need all the sex.

Greedy! Leave some for the rest of us

Well if you are sharing it, I'll take some.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reading comments in this post has been very entertaining indeed hahaha

made my evening

'snot funny when your vagina is bursting out of your knickers

hahaha pmsl oh sweet jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that. "

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry to annoy but I was taken a couple of days ago by animalistic man who fucked me like his life depended on it..... I was breathless and shaking by the time he finished

I'm happy for you

Oh no... I was just kidding it was dreadful and I hated it... Sex is rubbish and overrated

Some people are really crap at lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That makes two of us"

Looks like there's more than two of us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted. "

You are still horny OP??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had sex last weekend so I should be good til around Christmas.

I know that's not helpful but I'm a bit of a prick like that

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

Here we go self loving time whose on cam, say hi if you find me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had sex last weekend so I should be good til around Christmas.

I know that's not helpful but I'm a bit of a prick like that"

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I had sex last weekend so I should be good til around Christmas.

I know that's not helpful but I'm a bit of a prick like that

Don't be mean, let him have his moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had sex last weekend so I should be good til around Christmas.

I know that's not helpful but I'm a bit of a prick like that

Don't be mean, let him have his moment

Not quite grandstanding but you know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just releasing some pent up frustration.

As you were."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had sex last weekend so I should be good til around Christmas.

I know that's not helpful but I'm a bit of a prick like that

Don't be mean, let him have his moment

Mean? Me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need it too

Long, passionate sex with lots of kisses would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes a wank really doesn't do it.

And, being buried in a warm, wet pussy, with hand stroking your body, kissing slowly and passionately,whilst you slide slowly into heaven is the only thing that's going to hit the spot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not as if I haven't got plenty of pussy on the bed with me - just the wrong sort to look after my poor aching cock! Three purring cats just aren't quite the same as a sexy woman sinking down on my cock and utterring indecipherable expressions of ecstasy! lol!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes a wank really doesn't do it.

And, being buried in a warm, wet pussy, with hand stroking your body, kissing slowly and passionately,whilst you slide slowly into heaven is the only thing that's going to hit the spot!

That's not helping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes a wank really doesn't do it.

And, being buried in a warm, wet pussy, with hand stroking your body, kissing slowly and passionately,whilst you slide slowly into heaven is the only thing that's going to hit the spot!

Couldn't agree more!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sometimes a wank really doesn't do it.

And, being buried in a warm, wet pussy, with hand stroking your body, kissing slowly and passionately,whilst you slide slowly into heaven is the only thing that's going to hit the spot!

Couldn't agree more! "

I don't know, my hand knows exactly what I like! The lady I'm with has to be pretty special to outperform my hand - we've had a special connection for many years

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By *eythergazMan over a year ago

Tyldesley

I know the feeling of being ready to explode very well. I feel your sexual frustration xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol."

I haven't had any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted.

You are still horny OP??

I am. Even after cleaning for a couple of hours and eating chocolate. I'm going to have to go hunting if I don't have any joy from my regular friends.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any."

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any."
I see, there will be soon x.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

Yum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.I see, there will be soon x."

Not if they haven't messaged me before

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted.

You are still horny OP??

I am. Even after cleaning for a couple of hours and eating chocolate. I'm going to have to go hunting if I don't have any joy from my regular friends. "

Pop a status up, they'll be queueing for a meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha snap I int had it in about 4 months my balls are bigger than me. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted.

You are still horny OP??

I am. Even after cleaning for a couple of hours and eating chocolate. I'm going to have to go hunting if I don't have any joy from my regular friends.

Pop a status up, they'll be queueing for a meet

. "

Babysitting, and it needs to be with someone I'm acquainted with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ha snap I int had it in about 4 months my balls are bigger than me. Lol"

That was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take some sex.

Hard

Breathless

Clothes ripped off

Thrown around kind of sex"

Sounds like the perfect plan!

The kind of sex I like... Breathtaking X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could really use a threesome. I've been feeling like it pretty bad but I just can't find a guy I'm into.

We do have a social arranged with a couple next week, so I'm holding out for that.

Oh, now that's another story. I've been wanting a mff for ages and can't seem to get it sorted.

You are still horny OP??

I am. Even after cleaning for a couple of hours and eating chocolate. I'm going to have to go hunting if I don't have any joy from my regular friends.

Pop a status up, they'll be queueing for a meet

Babysitting, and it needs to be with someone I'm acquainted with. "

Ahhh I get you. Makes it a bit more difficult at short notice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

"
Aww not good and yes, the toy box there.

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.I see, there will be soon x.

Not if they haven't messaged me before

"
I see and yes, so only if they have there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha snap I int had it in about 4 months my balls are bigger than me. Lol

That was funny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Know that feeling. Our problem is when we have the inclination, we don't have the time, and when we have the time we don't have the inclination grrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha snap I int had it in about 4 months my balls are bigger than me. Lol

That was funny

Well my balls aren't quite that big yet but they've definitely grown from a C to a DD size! Will soon be a GG if I continue horsing around on these threads lol!

(Did you see what I just did there lol?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any."

You can count mine already as one!

I'm sure many others will follow

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am also wanting sex that sex were you are just going at it for hours and afterwards you just collapse and start all over again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

I thought our kids were at their grans tonight?

Hang on a minute.....

Mom????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ha snap I int had it in about 4 months my balls are bigger than me. Lol

That was funny

Well my balls aren't quite that big yet but they've definitely grown from a C to a DD size! Will soon be a GG if I continue horsing around on these threads lol!

(Did you see what I just did there lol?)

"
Yh good one haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

I thought our kids were at their grans tonight?

Hang on a minute.....

Mom????

I'm way too young to be your mummy Mr

Not your wife though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

I thought our kids were at their grans tonight?

Hang on a minute.....

Mom????

I'm way too young to be your mummy Mr

Not your wife though

Wife's! I meant wife's mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wonder how many offers women get when doing one of these? lol.

I haven't had any.

Me neither. I've deleted my meet and have planned a night with my toy box

I'm still babysitting or I'd be in bed with a man right now

That sucks. I'd have babysat for you, I'm nice like that

That's a lovely offer, but I wouldn't inflict these children on my worse enemy

I thought our kids were at their grans tonight?

Hang on a minute.....

Mom????

I'm way too young to be your mummy Mr

Not your wife though

Wife's! I meant wife's mum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like to be sympathetic. Really I would. But I'm feeling sorry for myself so I can't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd like to be sympathetic. Really I would. But I'm feeling sorry for myself so I can't. "

We can feel sorry for ourselves, together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread needs a damp course.

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

Same here ready to explode. So frustrating

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I've been awake for 40 minutes and I already feel this way again!

I'm going on the prowl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been awake for 40 minutes and I already feel this way again!

I'm going on the prowl "

It's a shame you don't prowl around me

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I've got my pp atm so I'm feeling ultra horny, I did have a lovely time with my wand this afternoon though. Last time for a week as the kids broke up from school today.

I'll kill for cock by the time they go back

I'll wave as I drive past next week, if you come thundering out of the house with a manic look I'll know why

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By *rimo4uMan over a year ago

north kensington w10

Fancy a fuck miss horny bum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Another day and yet again. I need sex, it seems to be quite common recently.

I blame the women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You women replying to this thread are all jis5t being cruel teases lol

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