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Hello and welcome to my thread.
Im diamomdsmiles Business woman of the year 1965.
As you can see im pretty bang tidy and not a stinky minger,not bad for a "potato".
So now your here on my thread what are we going to do? We could play a game of guess the nostrils. Each contestant should
should pm me a picture of their nostrils. Contestant with the biggest nostrils wins a "potato".
Or we could play ginger minge, women with ginger minges send me their pictures and gingerest minge wins.......you guessed it
....a "potato".
As you may know, ive hurt my arm, i was trying to smash someones back doors in and as i was easing their arse cheeks apart with my strap on, they farted and i shot back across the room and banged arm on wall.
But i tell people i was attacked by a sharp. Good street cred is that being attacked by a shark. Better than being farted on.
. Got a new job me, fern and phil have asked me to be their new agony aunt. They had some ginger twat but they sacked him. So they have asked me to be Auntie diamond. Between you and me i think they feel a little privaliged to have someone with as much wordly knowledge about everything in their prescence.
I here this is the site to be on if you want to get your back door smashed in no questions asked. Flash a bit of minge and their like bees round honeypot, well so im told.
Wonder if i should serve a dish of "potato" to bust their energy first.
Anyway folks im off to have a wank over the nostrils that should be in my inbox by now.
So if i dont see you through the week i will see you through the window.
Dont be a dingbat and have fun
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"google is great its Keith silly moo "
I didnt post on purpose cause i knew it would bug you lmao.
Anyway hes now lovingly referred to as the ginger twat as i think he may have dumped me for stacey solomon  |
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"google is great its Keith silly moo
I didnt post on purpose cause i knew it would bug you lmao.
Anyway hes now lovingly referred to as the ginger twat as i think he may have dumped me for stacey solomon "
lol i just phoned my friend and asked him what keith lemons name was and then had to explain it had come to me as i was talking to him how stupid did i feel lol
now if i ask this question about the ginger twat will you leave me going mad lol is there a reason he wears the bandage on his hand ?? |
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"Hello and welcome to my thread.
Im diamomdsmiles Business woman of the year 1965.
As you can see im pretty bang tidy and not a stinky minger,not bad for a "potato".
So now your here on my thread what are we going to do? We could play a game of guess the nostrils. Each contestant should
should pm me a picture of their nostrils. Contestant with the biggest nostrils wins a "potato".
Or we could play ginger minge, women with ginger minges send me their pictures and gingerest minge wins.......you guessed it
....a "potato".
As you may know, ive hurt my arm, i was trying to smash someones back doors in and as i was easing their arse cheeks apart with my strap on, they farted and i shot back across the room and banged arm on wall.
But i tell people i was attacked by a sharp. Good street cred is that being attacked by a shark. Better than being farted on.
. Got a new job me, fern and phil have asked me to be their new agony aunt. They had some ginger twat but they sacked him. So they have asked me to be Auntie diamond. Between you and me i think they feel a little privaliged to have someone with as much wordly knowledge about everything in their prescence.
I here this is the site to be on if you want to get your back door smashed in no questions asked. Flash a bit of minge and their like bees round honeypot, well so im told.
Wonder if i should serve a dish of "potato" to bust their energy first.
Anyway folks im off to have a wank over the nostrils that should be in my inbox by now.
So if i dont see you through the week i will see you through the window.
Dont be a dingbat and have fun
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YAWN!!!!!!  |
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*Newsflash*
Annie Diamond discovered wearing only a strap on and a bemused expression... Mumbling "Potato... Nostrils"...
Nick Owen deletes his Fabswingers account to be at her side.
He is refusing to comment that her career was in taters...
"she has not had her chips!" he said crisply. |
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"NOSTRIL PERVE!!!
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do you prefer hairy,or clean shaven nostrils.
could i have a wee blob of butter,on my potato.
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I think we should have a nostril day and all put pictures of our nostrils as avators |
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omg ive just read up on keith lemon he isnt real never using google again its just ruined everything for me
Now please can someone tell me why the ginger faking twat has a bandage on hand cos google was no bloody help on that  |
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"omg ive just read up on keith lemon he isnt real never using google again its just ruined everything for me
Now please can someone tell me why the ginger faking twat has a bandage on hand cos google was no bloody help on that "
Oh no, i didnt realize you thought he was real lmao. He wears the bandage cause of friction burns due to wanking to much |
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" He wears the bandage cause of friction burns due to wanking to much"
a few weeks ago i had to try to explain that to my very straight laced 67 yr old aunt......i don't know who was more embarrassed as i had to use the action for wanking cos i couldnt say the actual word and had a mental block on the 'real' word for it  |
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"omg ive just read up on keith lemon he isnt real never using google again its just ruined everything for me
Now please can someone tell me why the ginger faking twat has a bandage on hand cos google was no bloody help on that
Oh no, i didnt realize you thought he was real lmao. He wears the bandage cause of friction burns due to wanking to much"
Now why didnt i think of that lol probably as i thought he was really real and wanking never came into my head then but now i know he is a ginger faking tosser all makes sence |
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