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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have not done this for a while.
Get your flirt on fabbers.
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Oh hello there miss honey, that dress you're wearing would look better on my floor 
Mrs SnT |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shit at flirting..... I'm too direct 
Fancy a fuck? 
That's more like it haha"
Hey, want to come over for sex and pizza?.....what do you mean no? Don't you like pizza? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think my flirt on button must be missing 
Come my way in that suit of yours and I'm sure we can turn it back on  "
Well hopefully it not the only thing that'll be getting turned on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!
By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures
Thankyou, I look better in person "
super super hot by the way miss honey x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We have not done this for a while.
Get your flirt on fabbers.
Oh hello there miss honey, that dress you're wearing would look better on my floor
Mrs SnT
You'll need to help me out of it "
Of course, that was my intention |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!  "
keep your eyes off Mary lol |
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"Think my flirt on button must be missing
Come my way in that suit of yours and I'm sure we can turn it back on
Well hopefully it not the only thing that'll be getting turned on "
Hi
You ok?
Fancy a fuck/suck etc??
(I read profiles!) |
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol "
Why? Doesn't she like mff? |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"We have not done this for a while.
Get your flirt on fabbers.
Oh hello Miss H "
well hello miss baker
pity your not meeting at the minute as I have the will to explore your rather attractive body and a bag of toys that I'd rather like to explore your limits with .
at my leisure of coarse so we would need to set a good afternoon and whole evening aside for what I have planned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff? "
Mary is just code for cock |
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock "
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary! "
hope you like my mary |
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!
hope you like my mary "
I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!
Impressive veris btw!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!
hope you like my mary
I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!
Impressive veris btw!! "
ive added puddin to the menu |
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!
hope you like my mary
I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!
Impressive veris btw!!
ive added puddin to the menu "
My ladybits have been called many things, sir, but never 'puddin'!
You wantin' to stir mi puddin' then chuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fancy a croissant, coffee and fuck
Mary might have something to say about that
Mary is getting more attention then me
Well - There's something about Mary!
keep your eyes off Mary lol
Why? Doesn't she like mff?
Mary is just code for cock
It is??? well in that case I LOVE Mary!
hope you like my mary
I'd like it even more if we could call it something more masculine!
Impressive veris btw!!
ive added puddin to the menu
My ladybits have been called many things, sir, but never 'puddin'!
You wantin' to stir mi puddin' then chuck? "
your puddin certainly catches my attention, shame i cant message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead
Those eyelashes are the most beautiful eyelashes I have ever seen."
Oh you charmer  fancy a cwtch? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not very good at flirting so I'll bat my eyelashes instead
Those eyelashes are the most beautiful eyelashes I have ever seen.
Oh you charmer fancy a cwtch? "
I'd cross Severn rivers for a cwtch with you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck
Can I have both? "
I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"
So you don't fancy any maltesers then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do "
I don't like coffee but I'd like to flirt with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"
I want to hold you tighter than I do my phone when Im in the bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!"
Here. A beautiful woman like you should never have to twiddle her thumbs on her own.
How about you watch me twiddle mine, and you drink this glass of champagne I brought you? . |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Hey Miss Honey, my flirt-ometer is turned up to max (as always)!
By the way, you're looking super hot in your pictures
Thankyou, I look better in person "
I'm sure you do Miss Honey but I'd need to meet you to know for sure
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm also pants at flirting...so I'll just sit back at watch you lot whilst I twiddle my ermm thumbs, yes thumbs!
So you don't fancy any maltesers then "
See, now I have a mouthful of Malteasers I can't reply to all the flirting below...!! |
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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck
Can I have both?
I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then"
Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.
You know that game right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck
Can I have both?
I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then
Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.
You know that game right?"
It's a game I like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I offer you a malteser or do you just fancy a fuck
Can I have both?
I can't see why not a little bit of what you fancy does you good every now and then
practise all you like here
Keep them there, I'll practice my sucking technique.
You know that game right?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well unless someone wants to join me my last 2 days in Dubai (flirtings off lol)
Just ringing a taxi to get me to Heathrow.... "
Hurry, just had a cold shower and cooling down on the bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was hoping someone would want to flirt with me over a coffee this morning but no, so, a virtual flirt will have to do
I'm shit at flirting - but I can guarantee you a hell of a ride! "
I'm terrible too but I can guarantee a hell of a cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"**twirls and waves**
That's a mighty fine twirl you have there missy
Why thank you kindly I've been practicing "
I couldn't help but notice. It's mesmerising |
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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?
With my tongue?
you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off... "
I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate |
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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?
With my tongue?
you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...
I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"
Yes that was cheesy you must be swiss because your body is holy!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?
With my tongue?
you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...
I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"
That's a Gouda one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?
With my tongue?
you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...
I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate"
Honey..is there anything sweeter than you ?! |
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"Does letting you stroke my firm thighs count as flirting?
With my tongue?
you have something on your face, hmmmm it looks like beautiful and it just isn't coming off...
I know it's cheesy but I think you're grate
Honey..is there anything sweeter than you ?! "
How about you bring that mouth of yours here and find out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am far too shy for flirting
Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!
Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes "
Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy! |
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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.
I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you "
Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight! |
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"I am far too shy for flirting
Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!
Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes
Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy! "
Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx |
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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.
I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you
Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight! "
It's ok. You can take it off |
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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.
I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you
Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight!
It's ok. You can take it off "
I'd rather you did it for me, after you slowly slide your hands up it first |
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"Hi! Already some very nice looking profiles and pics on this thread, nice lead into the weekend.
I'm not bagpiper but I'll blow you
Mmm, I'm getting hard under my kilt now! Can't keep my sporran straight!
It's ok. You can take it off
I'd rather you did it for me, after you slowly slide your hands up it first"
Of course, they might be cold though. Have you something I might warm them on? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything "
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am far too shy for flirting
Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!
Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes
Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy!
Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx"
Oohhh good answer!! What time will you get here?? |
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"I am far too shy for flirting
Shy or aware of your ability to make any man fall for you?... *trips up and bangs his head* Ow!
Ok i need your number now... for health insurance purposes
Hhmm I coulda meant something else...stop that or I will kidnap you gorgeous boy!
Hehe it's not kidnapping if i come willingly ^_^ xxx
Oohhh good answer!! What time will you get here?? "
We'll ill grab some teabags and some biscuits on the way up xD so a few hours :P |
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you "
If you insist |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you
If you insist "
If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me |
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you
If you insist
If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me "
You best have strong arms fella |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you
If you insist
If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me
You best have strong arms fella "
There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air |
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you
If you insist
If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me
You best have strong arms fella
There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air "
Lets take this inside |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not wearing any socks.........and I have the panties to match! I'm not wearing any knickers....
I'm not wearing anything
You'll catch your death of cold. Quick put my arms around you
If you insist
If we are talking insisting then I insist you wrap those legs around me
You best have strong arms fella
There's nothing of you. Light as breath of fresh air
Lets take this inside "
Gladly |
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