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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hello Forum Lurkers and Dwellers (some of you seem to live here, after all...)
The news has been full of Brexit for months now and, I'm not sure about your good selves, but I am growing bored if it all.
Just recently, every time I hear the word 'Brexit' mentioned, I've started imagining it being a sex act (yes, I do need to get out more).
So I am posing a challenge:
What sex act does the term Brexit conjure up in your minds?
Right now, just hearing the PM using the term 'Hard Brexit' on BBC News, I immediately pictured (and as immediately regretted it) her getting spitroasted!
Hence today Brexit = Spitroasting! Any others? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A soft brexit means may is in an orgy, laying on the table during a debate in the house of common, telling everyone to fuck her soft and quick, before the pound falls lower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When she tells you to pull out because she's going to give you a £350m blow job, and then says she was wrong to say that, and that actually, she doesn't do oral at all  |
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"Darn. Tried really hard to find vegetarian episode of Radio 4 dead ringer where William Hague via trying to sell himself can a sex god. Ffion calls him stud muffin and their safe word is...!"
Not sure how vegetarian slipped in.. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them "
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "
*who bothered |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "
Because women don't usually have bollocks? |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
"Hello Forum Lurkers and Dwellers (some of you seem to live here, after all...)
The news has been full of Brexit for months now and, I'm not sure about your good selves, but I am growing bored if it all.
Just recently, every time I hear the word 'Brexit' mentioned, I've started imagining it being a sex act (yes, I do need to get out more).
So I am posing a challenge:
What sex act does the term Brexit conjure up in your minds?
Right now, just hearing the PM using the term 'Hard Brexit' on BBC News, I immediately pictured (and as immediately regretted it) her getting spitroasted!
Hence today Brexit = Spitroasting! Any others? "
anything with weetabix..ive always called it weetabix because i don't eat stuff that is processed, manufactured and mushed down with some sweetener to make you able to swallow it...that's all of politics, both sides, for me..get on with it..i haven't noticed any difference in my life..i still breath the same x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?
Because women don't usually have bollocks? "
lol Some women have got bigger bollocks than men (I'm thinking grit and determination more than fleshy little sperm factories)  |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it? "
Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.
It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?
Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.
It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that."
You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?
Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.
It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.
You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL! "
*refer (that last glass of wine always affects my spelling) |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?
Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.
It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.
You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL! "
Not particularly astute really. I do follow politics quite closely and I'm still fairly obsessed with Brexit. Ok, very obsessed!
It's just I've seen those three increasingly referred to by that term in the media. It's quite a good one - Remainers can say with a faint hint of condescension, gently mocking their hubris and Leavers can use it in a non-ironic way to symbolise the swashbuckling power of those three.
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"Punching yourself repeatedly in the bollocks in an act of self-abuse, while a huge room full of people point out that your penis is nowhere near as impressive as you imagined.
In fairness, a small proportion of blokes would probably get off on that. I imagine the three Brexiteers may be among them
I am not wanting an argument but why say 3 male Brexiteers, when a majority of the population (we bothered to vote) voted for it?
Johnson, Fox and Davis are quite commonly referred to by that name these days.
It's not derogatory or anything really. I'm sure they quite like being called that.
You are evidently far more politically astute than I! I usually refer to them and the rest of Tory front bench as WTF? lol I reger to the Labour front bench as ROFL!
Not particularly astute really. I do follow politics quite closely and I'm still fairly obsessed with Brexit. Ok, very obsessed!
It's just I've seen those three increasingly referred to by that term in the media. It's quite a good one - Remainers can say with a faint hint of condescension, gently mocking their hubris and Leavers can use it in a non-ironic way to symbolise the swashbuckling power of those three.
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I thought they were
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