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"Flashlights. They were invented for a reason "As were Fleshlights  | |||
"Flashlights. They were invented for a reason "To see in the dark, I think.....  | |||
"Flashlights. They were invented for a reason "Helping you see in the dark?  | |||
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"My hand no longer turns me on....." Sit on them for a while, it makes it feel like someone else's hand.... erm, allegedly well, according to the The Inbetweeners anyway. | |||
"Flashlights. They were invented for a reason "Trust you ! | |||
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"http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473 try this then.... "No no just no. That's so wrong | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks. "Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand! | |||
"http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473 try this then.... "Commission? | |||
"http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473 try this then....
Commission?"just thought it would come in handy for the wanker who has everything  | |||
"Swap hands" Only have two and they are both used several times a day | |||
"http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473 try this then....
Commission?
just thought it would come in handy for the wanker who has everything "Hmmmm wanker | |||
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"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
"I'm a lady 
I don't wank or fart | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart "Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
"How very rude  
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar | |||
"Wear a glove. I don't recommend a chain mail gauntlet though, could make it quite sore. "Is there such thing as a vibrating glove ? That would be good | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
How very rude
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar " ... made me chuckle. Xxxxx Suzi | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
How very rude
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar "Well you are allowed for dignity to have a little flatulance... Having a small dog is handy; random " events" can be attributed to it | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
How very rude
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar
Well you are allowed for dignity to have a little flatulance...
Having a small dog is handy; random " events" can be attributed to it "I had a little handbag dog but it knocked the thing that looks like lippy, freaked when it purred into life and shat in my handbag
I prefer gin now to dogs | |||
"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
How very rude
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar
Well you are allowed for dignity to have a little flatulance...
Having a small dog is handy; random " events" can be attributed to it
I had a little handbag dog but it knocked the thing that looks like lippy, freaked when it purred into life and shat in my handbag
I prefer gin now to dogs "
Just spat my coffee on my phone!
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"I need to type faster me thinks.
Perhaps you were wanking : learn to type with the other hand!
I'm a lady
I don't wank or fart
Ladies who don't wank or fart are liars
How very rude
Drops handbag all flustered. Scoops contents back in. Lippy, purse, tissues, thing that looks like a lippy
Expels a little wind and retreats to the bar
Well you are allowed for dignity to have a little flatulance...
Having a small dog is handy; random " events" can be attributed to it
I had a little handbag dog but it knocked the thing that looks like lippy, freaked when it purred into life and shat in my handbag
I prefer gin now to dogs
Just spat my coffee on my phone!
"Yay. She's still got it | |||
"you need to show it who is the boss" See, there's a difference between an angry wank and a posh wank | |||
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"http://gizmodo.com/the-vajankle-is-a-fleshlight-foot-you-can-fuck-1681424473 try this then.... "Been a while since a I've seen footloose | |||
"My hand no longer turns me on....." . Aww, poor hand, does it know how you feel, have you tried talking to it? Maybe introduce something kinky, a little sexy glove, see if it will come to a club with you, I'm not sure this is the best place for hand advice, I'm not sure how your hand would feel if it knew you were on here talking to strangers about your sex life together Mrs blue eyes | |||
"My hand no longer turns me on....." Get rid of it then | |||
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"My hand no longer turns me on..... Get rid of it then "Ask for a refund lol | |||
"Get a vajankle " What's that? | |||
"My hand no longer turns me on...... Aww, poor hand, does it know how you feel, have you tried talking to it? Maybe introduce something kinky, a little sexy glove, see if it will come to a club with you, I'm not sure this is the best place for hand advice, I'm not sure how your hand would feel if it knew you were on here talking to strangers about your sex life together Mrs blue eyes "Taking it out for dinner and a film later | |||
"My hand no longer turns me on...... Aww, poor hand, does it know how you feel, have you tried talking to it? Maybe introduce something kinky, a little sexy glove, see if it will come to a club with you, I'm not sure this is the best place for hand advice, I'm not sure how your hand would feel if it knew you were on here talking to strangers about your sex life together Mrs blue eyes
Taking it out for dinner and a film later". Well it's a start I suppose | |||
"My hand no longer turns me on...... Aww, poor hand, does it know how you feel, have you tried talking to it? Maybe introduce something kinky, a little sexy glove, see if it will come to a club with you, I'm not sure this is the best place for hand advice, I'm not sure how your hand would feel if it knew you were on here talking to strangers about your sex life together Mrs blue eyes
Still don't think it will help
Taking it out for dinner and a film later. Well it's a start I suppose " | |||
