FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > Thursday is rant day

Thursday is rant day

Jump to: Newest in thread

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This should be fucking interesting........

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no rants from me.......yet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"This should be fucking interesting........

Tired, derivative format... worthy of a C5 panel show.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"no rants from me.......yet

Really, let me point you in the direction of a couple of profiles......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"This should be fucking interesting........

Tired, derivative format... worthy of a C5 panel show.

Worst.

Rant.

Ever.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fook that!! I'm on holiday... happy

ranting fabsters

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This should be fucking interesting........

Tired, derivative format... worthy of a C5 panel show.

*feels an idea coming on.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I might rant if I don't get a happy birthday thread...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Right ya bastards, you know who you are!

When a motorways speed is temporarily reduced from the standard 70mph to a pedestrian 50mph, usually during road repair zones, THIS DOES NOT! REPEAT NOT!! THEN CHANGE THE USAGE OF THE LANES!!!

A 50MPH ZONE DOES NOT GIVE YOOOO PERMISSION TO TRUNDLE ALONG IN LANE 3...A FECKING OVERTAKING LANE!!!... LIKE A COMPLETE TWAT!!!... IF YOU CARE TO CHECK YOUR FECKING MIRROR YOU MAY SEE SOME POOR BASTARD LIKE ME, WHO'S RUNNING LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT AND WANTS TO TRAVEL AT 60MPH, YES I KNOW, PUTTING MY LICENCE AT RISK OF PENALTY POINTS!!...WHO HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET PAST YOU FOR 10 FECKIN MINUTES WITH YOU BEING EITHER TOTALLY OBLIVIOUS OF NY PRESENCE, OR YOUR JUST BEING A TOTAL CUNT!!!.

GET TO THE LEFT YOU STUPID BASTARDS OR I WILL UNDERTAKE YOU, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOU THE ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!

...BASTAAAARDS!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rant is my shoulders hurt because I've been working all evening and just finished

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Bloody road working !!!!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/10/16 00:45:16]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Fingers still sore it bloody hurt

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

[Removed by poster at 20/10/16 00:45:17]

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *horley GirlWoman over a year ago

Local-ish

Ranting that i can't sleep... Again...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Feeking rude , vile , nasty , ignorant , derogatory people !!! Get from up your own ARSE !!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not a rant more an exasperated sigh.

Can't be bothered with the forums much anymore.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"Feeking rude , vile , nasty , ignorant , derogatory people !!! Get from up your own ARSE !!! "

You know im alway nice

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"Feeking rude , vile , nasty , ignorant , derogatory people !!! Get from up your own ARSE !!!

You know im alway nice

Always

xxxv

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My rant would be some of the classics I've been mailed the last few days including;

Guy (assuming) I'm from a certain culture and therefore shouldn't suck white boys cocks

Man whose profile pic was blank and only attached dick pics to which I've clearly said in my profile don't bother; to which he told me to fuck off and that I looked like a guy

Another one whose spelling was so atrocious it put me off and he accused me of being the 'grammer police'

But the winner has to be a guy who said he hoped I was interested in a mature man especially if considering motherhood!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't do kik, skype, whatsapp or snaochat! Read the fucking profile!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I might rant if I don't get a happy birthday thread..."

*goes to check the lounge.....

Oh dear.

*puts fingers in ears.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Right ya bastards, you know who you are!

When a motorways speed is temporarily reduced from the standard 70mph to a pedestrian 50mph, usually during road repair zones, THIS DOES NOT! REPEAT NOT!! THEN CHANGE THE USAGE OF THE LANES!!!

GET TO THE LEFT YOU STUPID BASTARDS OR I WILL UNDERTAKE YOU, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOU THE ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!

...BASTAAAARDS!!! "

Anddddddddd breathe.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My rant is my shoulders hurt because I've been working all evening and just finished "

Ouchie. I'm sure someone will give you a massage.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody road working !!!!!!! "

If the road is working, why are you ranting?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fingers still sore it bloody hurt

Whatcha done?

*nosy bastard

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ranting that i can't sleep... Again... "

C'mere.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol."

Not true shag. The Scottish forum is full of shit with the same ten folk hijacking every thread to talk about cake or some mundane shit like that. There's no fun to be had in there

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol."

I've never visited these rooms.

I like the lounge.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Feeking rude , vile , nasty , ignorant , derogatory people !!! Get from up your own ARSE !!! "

Stuff like that!!!!!!

Oooooops, I thought you said Quincy Jones......

*this will be lost on lots of people.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not a rant more an exasperated sigh.

Can't be bothered with the forums much anymore."

Hold on......

Thought I'd not seen you around lately.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My rant would be some of the classics I've been mailed the last few days including;

Guy (assuming) I'm from a certain culture and therefore shouldn't suck white boys cocks

Man whose profile pic was blank and only attached dick pics to which I've clearly said in my profile don't bother; to which he told me to fuck off and that I looked like a guy

Another one whose spelling was so atrocious it put me off and he accused me of being the 'grammer police'

But the winner has to be a guy who said he hoped I was interested in a mature man especially if considering motherhood!

I know I shouldn't, but bwahahahahahahaha.

I often wonder how guys like that interact with the opposite sex in the real world.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ewels74Woman over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

Not in a ranty mood....yet...just a little whine....I hate back pain lol

Anyways I'm on a little holiday and enjoying it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

I've never visited these rooms.

I like the lounge.

I wouldn't bother with the Scotland one. The lounge is by far the best

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't do kik, skype, whatsapp or snaochat! Read the fucking profile!!!! "

Yeah, you tell 'em.

I hate it when you get a match on one of kinkys threads and can't manage to get it together with your match.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry op for not ranting but I'm all good today. Final shift before a long weekend in Amsterdam

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

Not true shag. The Scottish forum is full of shit with the same ten folk hijacking every thread to talk about cake or some mundane shit like that. There's no fun to be had in there "

Sounds dreadful.

Cak.......... oops, nearly.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Not in a ranty mood....yet...just a little whine....I hate back pain lol

Anyways I'm on a little holiday and enjoying it

Happy holiday. Enjoy.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

I've never visited these rooms.

I like the lounge.

I wouldn't bother with the Scotland one. The lounge is by far the best

True dat!!!!!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sorry op for not ranting but I'm all good today. Final shift before a long weekend in Amsterdam

Amsterdam eh? What time?

*where's Fabulous and Bearded when you want him?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I,m ranting coz FaceBk is so fking nosey it knows all your business, I bought something trade and facebk knows. It also asked if I,d like to be friends with my ex husband (his pictures are grim) and my FWB. XXX

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

I want to moan about it only being Thursday - why isn't it the weekend? Xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I,m ranting coz FaceBk is so fking nosey it knows all your business, I bought something trade and facebk knows. It also asked if I,d like to be friends with my ex husband (his pictures are grim) and my FWB. XXX"

Facebook. Dreadful intrusion of privacy.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to moan about it only being Thursday - why isn't it the weekend? Xx"

No idea. I didn't invent the calander......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Effing Forumites who flirt and post "pick me, pick me" and "wanting hard cooking" on the forum but then you read their threads to find "not meeting". Worst of all was last night's thread about people who've had no meets, couple of posters moaning they've had none but again Not Meeting on their profile...WTF, either get help for your ego or don't post to threads which don't apply to you!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Grumpy bastards

Moaning twats

Belittling bitches

Ignorant assholes

Basically people at work.

Glad it's my last day

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand. "

Can I have one please?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey I'm a woman. Everyday is rant day for me...it's what we was born to do

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing to rant about

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *he horny kinkstersCouple over a year ago

North West

My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?"

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it. "

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Only rant is that it is not Saturday night

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rants from me

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only rant is that it is not Saturday night

Your only rant?. Cool.

That's now just become my number 2

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None from me - yet!

Kinky

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need crumpets.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I need crumpets."

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Oh my God. WHAT?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Oh my God. WHAT?!"

Seriously. My life is complete

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

What is this other forum you speak of? Must we go there..

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rants here, I'm being extra good

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

What is this other forum you speak of? Must we go there.."

Meets forum

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"No rants here, I'm being extra good

You are never good

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

What is this other forum you speak of? Must we go there..

Meets forum

You mean leave the lounge

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grumpy bastards

Moaning twats

Belittling bitches

Ignorant assholes

Basically people at work.

Glad it's my last day

I thought you were talking about the forum...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

What is this other forum you speak of? Must we go there..

Meets forum

You mean leave the lounge

I know. That's my point. It's dangerous out there

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Oh my God. WHAT?!

Seriously. My life is complete

I have to settle for porridge with sunflower seeds instead.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Grumpy bastards

Moaning twats

Belittling bitches

Ignorant assholes

Basically people at work.

Glad it's my last day

I thought you were talking about the forum..."

If the cap fits

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Admin has moved my not secret gathering to the meets forum. I know it's a meet. But come on

What is this other forum you speak of? Must we go there..

Meets forum

You mean leave the lounge

I know. That's my point. It's dangerous out there

I've been there. They're pussy cats compared to you guys in here.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it. "

Still smarting fella here have a pint on me and a train ticket down to miss honeys neck of the woods so you can get it out of your system

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grumpy bastards

Moaning twats

Belittling bitches

Ignorant assholes

Basically people at work.

Glad it's my last day

I thought you were talking about the forum...

If the cap fits

Well I can think of a few where the cap fits very tightly on.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Oh my God. WHAT?!

Seriously. My life is complete

I have to settle for porridge with sunflower seeds instead."

What no protein

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Mrs ddc regularly makes that accidentally whenever she is entrusted to fill our breadmaker.

(That and what the kids call her "brick bread", which can only be sliced using my band-saw.)

Mr ddc

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No rants here, I'm being extra good

You are never good

Oh but I am now Mrs SB. Mr SnT checked on my forum posts yesterday and found out that I'd been bad and impatient therefore as a consequence to my actions I am getting the slipper tonight

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fed up of feeling like crap....grrrr hate being a woman sometimes

#fuckinghateperiods

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it. "

Jeez... who pissed on your cornflakes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Effing Forumites who flirt and post "pick me, pick me" and "wanting hard cooking" on the forum but then you read their threads to find "not meeting". Worst of all was last night's thread about people who've had no meets, couple of posters moaning they've had none but again Not Meeting on their profile...WTF, either get help for your ego or don't post to threads which don't apply to you!"

Don't pick me......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Grumpy bastards

Moaning twats

Belittling bitches

Ignorant assholes

Basically people at work.

Glad it's my last day

Morning my little ray of sunshine.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it.

Still smarting fella here have a pint on me and a train ticket down to miss honeys neck of the woods so you can get it out of your system

I drive. It's okay, I've got this.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today."

Goosed means something different up north doesn't it.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll be back when I have a coffee in my hand.

Can I have one please?

In Exchange for a snog.

If anyone moans about me flirting with a woman in a thread you can sod off! I think she's atractive. I'm a flirt. It's going to happen.

Also. Clique - AKA people who get on, these friends are everywhere in life. Get over it.

Jeez... who pissed on your cornflakes

Toast. Kellogg's is for kids.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Only rant is that it is not Saturday night

Yet......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need crumpets."

Toast or cereal.

Crumpets are the work of the devil

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have nothing to rant about! And it's pissed me off!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Mrs ddc regularly makes that accidentally whenever she is entrusted to fill our breadmaker.

(That and what the kids call her "brick bread", which can only be sliced using my band-saw.)

Mr ddc"

Hope you're not ranting about Mrs DDCs cooking......

Brave, very brave........

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need crumpets.

Toast or cereal.

Crumpets are the work of the devil

See above.

Had porridge.

I'm a good gal.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fed up of feeling like crap....grrrr hate being a woman sometimes

#fuckinghateperiods"

I think I need to review the rant day guidelines.....

TMI......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have nothing to rant about! And it's pissed me off!!

Most oblique rant of the day award goes to.........

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need crumpets.

Toast or cereal.

Crumpets are the work of the devil

See above.

Had porridge.

I'm a good gal."

I'm sorry, need to get my eyes checked out, I thought you'd written that you were a good gal......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have nothing to rant about! And it's pissed me off!!

Most oblique rant of the day award goes to.........

Ahhh, now I'm pissed off because I was forced to google "oblique" to see what it means when I should have known!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Leaf blowers.......grrrrrrr...what's the fuckin point?, they swirl around and go back to where you blew them from!

Just cycled through Coventry and 2 council workers cleaning up leaves. One fat bastard sitting in a sweeper (another pointless waste of money), and another blowing leaves. What a noise they make too.

What happened to leaves before mankind?

Rant over

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Mrs ddc regularly makes that accidentally whenever she is entrusted to fill our breadmaker.

(That and what the kids call her "brick bread", which can only be sliced using my band-saw.)

Mr ddc

Hope you're not ranting about Mrs DDCs cooking......

Brave, very brave........

Nah, this'll be done before she's home and she never looks on page 2. I just need to post on another 34 threads & I'm a total

I haven't even told her how to post on closed threads.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ya bastards, you know who you are!

When a motorways speed is temporarily reduced from the standard 70mph to a pedestrian 50mph, usually during road repair zones, THIS DOES NOT! REPEAT NOT!! THEN CHANGE THE USAGE OF THE LANES!!!

GET TO THE LEFT YOU STUPID BASTARDS OR I WILL UNDERTAKE YOU, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOU THE ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!

...BASTAAAARDS!!! "

Pmsl as I was a few cars behind a slow driver last week.Then I realised it was my dad .He was doing 20 ,I told him to stay off the roads.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leaf blowers.......grrrrrrr...what's the fuckin point?, they swirl around and go back to where you blew them from!

Just cycled through Coventry and 2 council workers cleaning up leaves. One fat bastard sitting in a sweeper (another pointless waste of money), and another blowing leaves. What a noise they make too.

What happened to leaves before mankind?

Rant over

and they pollute the atmosphere.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today."

That's my rant Markoh: Why am I not a plumber?

"Right, Mrs HK, if you could just get in and demonstrate the problem, I'll have a look and see what I can do... Have you tried fiddling with this knob here?"

Opportunity missed

Mr ddc

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leaf blowers.......grrrrrrr...what's the fuckin point?, they swirl around and go back to where you blew them from!

Just cycled through Coventry and 2 council workers cleaning up leaves. One fat bastard sitting in a sweeper (another pointless waste of money), and another blowing leaves. What a noise they make too.

What happened to leaves before mankind?

Rant over

and they pollute the atmosphere."
They do hun. Just no need for them. X

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would like to dedicate my rant to the thieving little twunts who smashed up and broke into my car in the early hours of Saturday morning.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches and their arms be too short to reach.

And if they are ever caught (which I very much doubt) I will be unleashing an extremely angry Fab Queen on them as she's scarier than a chainsaw wielding, psycopathic, homicidal maniac on crack.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not mch sleep - splitting headache - again again again

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to dedicate my rant to the thieving little twunts who smashed up and broke into my car in the early hours of Saturday morning.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches and their arms be too short to reach.

And if they are ever caught (which I very much doubt) I will be unleashing an extremely angry Fab Queen on them as she's scarier than a chainsaw wielding, psycopathic, homicidal maniac on crack. "

haha this i would love to see- but sorry about your car xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My blueberry pancakes are not cooking properly,

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My blueberry pancakes are not cooking properly,

Man up and have porridge!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I stick to simple receipes myself. I don't fancy any hard cooking.

Oops, no rants here. I really shouldn't be posting on threads that don't apply to me.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

As you haven't posted the revised rant thread rules yet markoh,then I guess I'm ok to post this

FECKING PERIODS

Mrs blue eyes

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a minor rant that bugs the fuck out of me.

Why do car manufacturers put headlight bulbs in cars that are so fucking bright that they might as well be shining the sun directly into your eyes?

It's said that you don't use your main beams because they dazzle but dipped headlights are now brighter than main beams! It's the same with rear lights as well, they may as well be fucking laser beams burning your retina!

And breathe

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a minor rant that bugs the fuck out of me.

Why do car manufacturers put headlight bulbs in cars that are so fucking bright that they might as well be shining the sun directly into your eyes?

And breathe

i agree xx

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ya bastards, you know who you are!

When a motorways speed is temporarily reduced from the standard 70mph to a pedestrian 50mph, usually during road repair zones, THIS DOES NOT! REPEAT NOT!! THEN CHANGE THE USAGE OF THE LANES!!!

GET TO THE LEFT YOU STUPID BASTARDS OR I WILL UNDERTAKE YOU, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOU THE ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!

...BASTAAAARDS!!!

Pmsl as I was a few cars behind a slow driver last week.Then I realised it was my dad .He was doing 20 ,I told him to stay off the roads.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would like to dedicate my rant to the thieving little twunts who smashed up and broke into my car in the early hours of Saturday morning.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches and their arms be too short to reach.

And if they are ever caught (which I very much doubt) I will be unleashing an extremely angry Fab Queen on them as she's scarier than a chainsaw wielding, psycopathic, homicidal maniac on crack. "

Oh god how horrible. I hope they get their comeuppance

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My blueberry pancakes are not cooking properly,

Man up and have porridge!!

Porridge!! that's for deep winter, it's still summer here... even the trees are green

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a minor rant that bugs the fuck out of me.

Why do car manufacturers put headlight bulbs in cars that are so fucking bright that they might as well be shining the sun directly into your eyes?

And breathe

"
Very true. It's that very bright, almost blue headlight that hurts my eyes.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually yes, I do have a rant,which is unlike me.

To life's shit stirrers & goaders who get away with it at someone else's expense, you're pathetic.

*carry on as you were.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Leaf blowers.......grrrrrrr...what's the fuckin point?, they swirl around and go back to where you blew them from!

Just cycled through Coventry and 2 council workers cleaning up leaves. One fat bastard sitting in a sweeper (another pointless waste of money), and another blowing leaves. What a noise they make too.

What happened to leaves before mankind?

Rant over

First world problem.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I need crumpets.

I just discovered crumpet loaf. Amazing

Mrs ddc regularly makes that accidentally whenever she is entrusted to fill our breadmaker.

(That and what the kids call her "brick bread", which can only be sliced using my band-saw.)

Mr ddc

Hope you're not ranting about Mrs DDCs cooking......

Brave, very brave........

Nah, this'll be done before she's home and she never looks on page 2. I just need to post on another 34 threads & I'm a total

I haven't even told her how to post on closed threads.

Style.

Like.

Your.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right ya bastards, you know who you are!

When a motorways speed is temporarily reduced from the standard 70mph to a pedestrian 50mph, usually during road repair zones, THIS DOES NOT! REPEAT NOT!! THEN CHANGE THE USAGE OF THE LANES!!!

GET TO THE LEFT YOU STUPID BASTARDS OR I WILL UNDERTAKE YOU, WHILST SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVING YOU THE ONE FINGER SALUTE!!!

...BASTAAAARDS!!!

Pmsl as I was a few cars behind a slow driver last week.Then I realised it was my dad .He was doing 20 ,I told him to stay off the roads.

Take his licence off him immediately!! 20mph make him nothing more than a mencace!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today.

That's my rant Markoh: Why am I not a plumber?

"Right, Mrs HK, if you could just get in and demonstrate the problem, I'll have a look and see what I can do... Have you tried fiddling with this knob here?"

Opportunity missed

Mr ddc"

I've seen a few films where this happens.

The plumber never seem's to actually fix the shower.

Con men I reckon. I'd call trading standards personally, or rogue traders.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Actually yes, I do have a rant,which is unlike me.

To life's shit stirrers & goaders who get away with it at someone else's expense, you're pathetic.

*carry on as you were.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would like to dedicate my rant to the thieving little twunts who smashed up and broke into my car in the early hours of Saturday morning.

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their crotches and their arms be too short to reach.

And if they are ever caught (which I very much doubt) I will be unleashing an extremely angry Fab Queen on them as she's scarier than a chainsaw wielding, psycopathic, homicidal maniac on crack. "

Yikes......

Now this people, this is what we call a rant!!!!!!!

Sorry about the car m'lady Heels.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"not mch sleep - splitting headache - again again again

Not good.......

Hugs.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have nothing to rant about! And it's pissed me off!!

"
rant about having nothing to rant about

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My blueberry pancakes are not cooking properly,

I blame the chef.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Morning m'lady Tink.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I stick to simple receipes myself. I don't fancy any hard cooking.

Oops, no rants here. I really shouldn't be posting on threads that don't apply to me.

I see what you did there.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As you haven't posted the revised rant thread rules yet markoh,then I guess I'm ok to post this

FECKING PERIODS

Mrs blue eyes

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a minor rant that bugs the fuck out of me.

Why do car manufacturers put headlight bulbs in cars that are so fucking bright that they might as well be shining the sun directly into your eyes?

And breathe

I have no answer.

Er, nice tits? \_

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Actually yes, I do have a rant,which is unlike me.

To life's shit stirrers & goaders who get away with it at someone else's expense, you're pathetic.

*carry on as you were.

Ooooh er.......

*pssssst, she might mean me...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***"

Here my lovely, hold onto this and steady yourself.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***

Here my lovely, hold onto this and steady yourself.....

Why do you have a bananna in your pocket Markoh?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a minor rant that bugs the fuck out of me.

Why do car manufacturers put headlight bulbs in cars that are so fucking bright that they might as well be shining the sun directly into your eyes?

And breathe

Very true. It's that very bright, almost blue headlight that hurts my eyes.

Well what I heard was that them cars with the funny changey colour blue headlights were actually special cars secretly sent out by Donald Trump. Anyone who drives past one has this special blue light shone into their eyes, next thing your mind has been altered, a bit like one of them magic pens in Men in Black.

Once your common sense has been erased you then are a Trumpite.

They have been on the roads for years now... nearly got the guy a Presidency apparently!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Head offices

You know the ones who sit in their ivory tower moaning at the minions

Fuck off!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...That's why Hilary Clinton goes everywhere in sunglasses

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I hope this post is alowed ? If not then im sorry and plees delete it.

Ok so im going to my nite job larst nite.

I got a small chest infection so I've got a bad coff and then sum guy walking on the street 4 sum resoun thinks im coffing at him.

A bit latter on he's at the dor of wear i work trying to brak in yelling and swering cos he's gon loopey mad...... O MY FUCKING GOD !

SUM PEOPLE R NUTS !

Just 4 the reckould he did not get in and the police r involved.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Head offices

You know the ones who sit in their ivory tower moaning at the minions

Fuck off!!"

Yup.........

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***

Here my lovely, hold onto this and steady yourself.....

Why do you have a bananna in your pocket Markoh?"

That's no banana my lovely....

It's wood.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit anxious about tomorrow.

I've been diagnosed with gallstones August last year and still haven't had my gallbladder removed dispite having attacks..

In August I got rushed to A&E and they took my bloods and found out I got pancreatitis which was caused by my gallstones. I was in hospital for 4 days. I also had an MRI SCAN to make sure there were no stones in the bile duct. Luckily there wasn't.

But because I'm obese etc I'm high risk( I weight about 20 and a half stone) they don't really want to operate on me.

Even though since being out of hospital being on a low fat diet and walking a lot hasn't made any difference..

I'm worried that tomorrow that the surgeon will refuse to operate on me because of my weight. And I will get seriously annoyed as there's been bigger people than me and I'm sure that they've had operations.

I hope to God they can sort this out asap.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hope this post is alowed ? If not then im sorry and plees delete it.

Ok so im going to my nite job larst nite.

I got a small chest infection so I've got a bad coff and then sum guy walking on the street 4 sum resoun thinks im coffing at him.

A bit latter on he's at the dor of wear i work trying to brak in yelling and swering cos he's gon loopey mad...... O MY FUCKING GOD !

SUM PEOPLE R NUTS !

Just 4 the reckould he did not get in and the police r involved."

An allowable post for sure and very rantworthy.

Approved!!!!!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm gonna rant again because my other rant wasn't approved. Come on Markoh, sort it out will ya?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today.

That's my rant Markoh: Why am I not a plumber?

"Right, Mrs HK, if you could just get in and demonstrate the problem, I'll have a look and see what I can do... Have you tried fiddling with this knob here?"

Opportunity missed

Mr ddc

I've seen a few films where this happens.

The plumber never seem's to actually fix the shower.

Con men I reckon. I'd call trading standards personally, or rogue traders."

Nah, it's just so they can have a sequel, a bit like that man never blowing himself up at the end of Homeland.

Or when they made "Raise the Titanic" into a film, just so they could remake "A Night to Remember" but with that Kate Doodah as Honor Blackman.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit anxious about tomorrow.

I've been diagnosed with gallstones August last year and still haven't had my gallbladder removed dispite having attacks..

But because I'm obese etc I'm high risk( I weight about 20 and a half stone) they don't really want to operate on me.

Even though since being out of hospital being on a low fat diet and walking a lot hasn't made any difference..

I hope to God they can sort this out asap. "

Good luck tomorrow.

Fingers crossed for you.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm gonna rant again because my other rant wasn't approved. Come on Markoh, sort it out will ya?

Eh what? BRB. .....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No rants yet but give it time....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm gonna rant again because my other rant wasn't approved. Come on Markoh, sort it out will ya?

It wasn't approved but it did get a reply.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My shower is goosed and fluctuates between very hot and very cold every few minutes.

Getting clean now involves expert timing, being able to press myself flat against the shower wall during the temperature extremes.

Stoopid shower! Must phone the repair man today.

That's my rant Markoh: Why am I not a plumber?

"Right, Mrs HK, if you could just get in and demonstrate the problem, I'll have a look and see what I can do... Have you tried fiddling with this knob here?"

Opportunity missed

Mr ddc

I've seen a few films where this happens.

The plumber never seem's to actually fix the shower.

Con men I reckon. I'd call trading standards personally, or rogue traders.

Nah, it's just so they can have a sequel, a bit like that man never blowing himself up at the end of Homeland.

Or when they made "Raise the Titanic" into a film, just so they could remake "A Night to Remember" but with that Kate Doodah as Honor Blackman.

I've not seen homeland.

Don't need to now though, I know the ending.

Aren't you supposed to say "spoiler alert" first or summat?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No rants yet but give it time.... "

Clock's ticking.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

Not true shag. The Scottish forum is full of shit with the same ten folk hijacking every thread to talk about cake or some mundane shit like that. There's no fun to be had in there "
I see and that is right too, few like to hijack threads too.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do guys just blank you when you've been chatting for a while when they're not interested. This happens a lot!!!

Had 2 dates with a guy last month. Went really great or so I thought. And he just went cold giving 1 word answers.

I questioned him a few days later and he said he was backing off as is not for him!

Don't bloody back off. Act like a grown up & not a child. Man up. Send a text saying 'hey it's not for me but take care'

So sick of some guys acting like children!

Rant over & thanks for this post OP as I have PMT & that's actually really helped x

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The big difference with the city rooms here, the london room is very boring, whilst scotland, ireland and wales have a community going on there with all kinds of threads lol.

I've never visited these rooms.

I like the lounge.

I wouldn't bother with the Scotland one. The lounge is by far the best

True dat!!!!!!!!

"
I don't use those rooms so much, just looking sometimes. I also prefer the lounge more.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Head offices

You know the ones who sit in their ivory tower moaning at the minions

Fuck off!!

Yup.........

My bosses face when I said that out loud, totally worth it

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

My shoulders and shoulder blades hurt... I think I've got a cold coming on... I volunteered to help glean apples from a farm in Kent after a night at Radletts... I hope the guy that scrubbed my back last week is in the steam room again tonight.....

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Why do guys just blank you when you've been chatting for a while when they're not interested. This happens a lot!!!

Had 2 dates with a guy last month. Went really great or so I thought. And he just went cold giving 1 word answers.

I questioned him a few days later and he said he was backing off as is not for him!

Don't bloody back off. Act like a grown up & not a child. Man up. Send a text saying 'hey it's not for me but take care'

So sick of some guys acting like children!

Rant over & thanks for this post OP as I have PMT & that's actually really helped x

It's a public service thread.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

I have tonsilitis ,cant be arsed with a full rant just a slight whinge.

Miss

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have tonsilitis ,cant be arsed with a full rant just a slight whinge.

Miss"

That's OK.

There's no rules regarding volume.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***

Here my lovely, hold onto this and steady yourself.....

Why do you have a bananna in your pocket Markoh?

That's no banana my lovely....

It's wood.

Okay why do you have a stick in your pocket

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Twirls and twirls and twirls.

Hi Markoh

Mind yourself, you'll do yourself an injury or knock out an unsuspecting Fab swinger.

**stops twirling and grabs door jam oppps dizzy***

Here my lovely, hold onto this and steady yourself.....

Why do you have a bananna in your pocket Markoh?

That's no banana my lovely....

It's wood.

Okay why do you have a stick in your pocket

Not stick style wood silly, man wood...

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The bit that says "a week on Saturday".

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The bit that says "a week on Saturday".

I can't with you at the moment...

I want someone kind and lovely to take away all my body aches and sore throat and gleaning promises

I even have to host my own pity party

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The bit that says "a week on Saturday".

I can't with you at the moment...

I want someone kind and lovely to take away all my body aches and sore throat and gleaning promises

I even have to host my own pity party

Are you saying I'm NOT kind and lovely?

Have you read my veris??????

Oh, hold on......

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

The fecker.

Might be busy?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

The fecker.

Might be busy?

Yes I understand that... but radio silence for 4 days?!?! Nahhhh that be cold feet

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

The fecker.

Might be busy?

Yes I understand that... but radio silence for 4 days?!?! Nahhhh that be cold feet

Ahhhh yes okay.

I'm sorry.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The bit that says "a week on Saturday".

I can't with you at the moment...

I want someone kind and lovely to take away all my body aches and sore throat and gleaning promises

I even have to host my own pity party

Are you saying I'm NOT kind and lovely?

Have you read my veris??????

Oh, hold on......

You are the bestest ever Markoh... I didn't listen to a word they all said about you on Saturday. I made my own decision

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *ingle Beds LassWoman over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

The fecker.

Might be busy?

Yes I understand that... but radio silence for 4 days?!?! Nahhhh that be cold feet

Ahhhh yes okay.

I'm sorry.

Meh! Once I've cleared up after my pity party it'll all be good

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

I (A) have so much to rant about I am in Rant Overload; and have surpassed the give a shit stage.

I just expect everyone to be a bad mannered dick end, drive like they own the road and think they are far superior in every way.

I am happy to be here in my Zen like state thinking of nothing but nice things, trying not to go postal

I should have a mid life crisis, or perhaps I am having one?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Markoh is a really mean man

:'*

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

The fecker.

Might be busy?

Yes I understand that... but radio silence for 4 days?!?! Nahhhh that be cold feet

Ahhhh yes okay.

I'm sorry.

Meh! Once I've cleared up after my pity party it'll all be good

Do you need pity wine and pity chocolate?

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and the unfinished business guy that I was supposed to be meeting a week on Saturday.... not a fucking word from him since Sunday.... best cancel the beautiful hotel room I booked aye

What date? I "might" be free.

Promise to wash my fingers.

Honestly... which part of next Saturday needs further explanation?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

The bit that says "a week on Saturday".

I can't with you at the moment...

I want someone kind and lovely to take away all my body aches and sore throat and gleaning promises

I even have to host my own pity party

Are you saying I'm NOT kind and lovely?

Have you read my veris??????

Oh, hold on......

You are the bestest ever Markoh... I didn't listen to a word they all said about you on Saturday. I made my own decision

That's lovely, thanks.

The worst ones were the people who said my fingers smelt of scampi..... Bastards.

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I (A) have so much to rant about I am in Rant Overload; and have surpassed the give a shit stage.

I just expect everyone to be a bad mannered dick end, drive like they own the road and think they are far superior in every way.

I am happy to be here in my Zen like state thinking of nothing but nice things, trying not to go postal

I should have a mid life crisis, or perhaps I am having one?

It's hard to know how to answer this.

So I'm going with "nice tits".

Reply privately (closed, thread got too big)