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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

give yourself a verification

Its just a bit of fun, so keep it light folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better than a wank.

- Just.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It looked bigger in his pictures, he lasted 30 seconds and then rolled over and went to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She ruined me for other women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Talked bollocks for twenty minutes, tripped over in his/ her high heels, hit head , got a nose bleed, passed out.BEST MEET EVER!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It looked bigger in his pictures, he lasted 30 seconds and then rolled over and went to sleep."
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That long?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She let me touch her tits & minge..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puts more effort into the snacks than the sex

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I hope you screw better than you verify

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The sandwich from the petrol station en route was more satisfying than him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson, minge to die for!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

they will be flocking!

and yes I spelt that right

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If you stop her talking she gives good head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is easily corrupted

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!"

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

She's OK but you've probably had better. ™

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Why didn't your face ever move?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His pics were misleading, the abs were photoshoped and he's got chicken legs!

But he was very attentive

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Looked like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

She blew my mind away, shame she didn't do the same for my cock

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

He says he's funny, which is true because when he got naked I couldn't stop laughing

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

She's officially awesome, make sure you are too before you tangle with this one.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

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By *orny IrishMan over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

If Calsburg did FAB meets this wasn't one of them.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I wish I was as smart as he thinks he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!"

They used to swing to lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lasted for 2min, his chest was harder than the cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She got me lost.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

One occasional forum poster met me at a social and asked if I was tall enough to be human.

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

Can lick his eyebrows and breath through his ears

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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More Trunchbull than Honey.

Waterboarding expert.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

One occasional forum poster met me at a social and asked if I was tall enough to be human."

You're not that short though

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By *OOM696969Man over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Martini man..any time any place any where

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had longer wee's

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Met this little thing today...I'm referring to 'miss' honeys penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I guess I found out the hard way, why he's called the Tushy Lover...because he sucks ass in bed! Terrible meet, better off dying horny.

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Hair everywhere but the head

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had longer wee's"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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When she made her excuses for being late (having a blow dry) I didn't realise she meant the hair on her arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're not what I expected!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can lick his eyebrows and breath through his ears

now now.....I did say keep it light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

One occasional forum poster met me at a social and asked if I was tall enough to be human.

You're not that short though"

She is

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

One occasional forum poster met me at a social and asked if I was tall enough to be human.

You're not that short though

She is "

She's shrunk since I met her then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

has a fanny you could lose yourself in...

think wizards sleeve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His other verifications were big fat lies'.

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By *OOM696969Man over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

When he said he could get me wet in seconds I didn't expect him to throw a bucket of water over me..Watersports virgin I guess

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

She'll do

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"She said she was short....but I wasn't expecting Jimmy krankie!

I've actually had, She's an Oompah Loompah.

Nooooooo

One occasional forum poster met me at a social and asked if I was tall enough to be human.

You're not that short though

She is

She's shrunk since I met her then

It's all relative.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awesome pair but she's a bit of a princess and he's a flirty Tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best way to shut her up- shove a cock in her mouth.

(True story)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cooks a mean chilli......

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

When he said he was 40, i didn't think he meant stone ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awesome pair but she's a bit of a princess and he's a flirty Tart

You Do have an awesome pair

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"His other verifications were big fat lies'.

a funny thing to write when verifying yourself

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

"When he said he was 40, i didn't think he meant stone ..."

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Convincing - as an entrant for Crufts. Baby doll eyes, but glassy as she was so pissed. She certainly turned heads at our social meet, either her looks were to die for or they were in fear.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Showed me things I'll never forget.

However much I want to

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

So relaxed...

I was 'legs akimbo' in the restaurant!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She misunderstood the term "blow" job......made my ears pop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She misunderstood the term "blow" job......made my ears pop!"

again.... a funny self verification

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pleasantly surprised!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Showed me things I'll never forget.

However much I want to"

eye bleach time is it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Have never been high fived for a "job well done" until I met _rincess peach. A slightly odd moment.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I haven't seen y less than average sized genitals for a long time due to my obesity that is caused by overeating as I have an emotional disorder that makes me comfort eat to compensate for the internal struggle I have trying to forget the teasing I received in the showers at boarding school. Sorry.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman over a year ago

Back where I belong

Er....erm.....mmmmmm...well..ummmmm.....yeap! That about sums it up! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looks cute but he's actually a tartlet. Makes a great cup of tea.

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By *horltzMan over a year ago

heysham

Shags like a sorcerer ...... pure magic

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By *essThePirateWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Er, I already have 'she was alright, I suppose' if I can plagiarise.

My fave given verification was 'I slipped my hand in her knickers, parted her lips and suddenly my whole hand was inside her'

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