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What shop would you describe yourself as?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I think I would be an aldi!

Reason being I may not look the best and not high end,but when you go in and see it and have a look around you quite like it and end up going back for more! Just need some more shoppers to take a look and possibly try my wares. Will also give you free carrier bags too!

So what shop/designer brand or brand would you class yourself in?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Depends how close to payday it is.

I start the month as Tiffany's, fresh and well maintained with people queuing to get in, and end the month as a last year's market stall at best!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

a charity shop... but one of more down market ones.. you know the type disorganised chaos.. and slight stench of piss and death ..but somewhere in there is a bargain to be found... but you just cant be bothered searching through everything to find it..

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Liberty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ebay, where you have loads of watchers and bids then you withdraw the item coz it's faulty.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Cartier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

J-Mart.......it's one of those places that you simply can't come out of without having bought something....Even if it's something you never needed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Help the aged

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

B & Q or Love honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"B & Q or Love honey "

You love me?

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By *H Hello There!Couple over a year ago

hotel in boro

timpsons im repairable lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ikea

Full of all sorts of things that are sometimes useful

And I look good in yellow

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By *eesideMan over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

A general stor

Cos you will get everything you want and need.

It just won't be a big showoff brand. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ratners. I look alright from afar, but really I'm just cheap crap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ye olde curiosity shoppe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

MenKind

because once you play with me you will never want to stop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damart.

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

John Lewis.

Same stuff you'd find anywhere else just with an unnecessary amount of time and money spent on the exterior

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

"A general stor

Cos you will get everything you want and need.

It just won't be a big showoff brand. Lol"

I'm big and a show off so...Harrods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Screwfix.... Nuff said lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Screwfix.... Nuff said lol

i knew a local guy would say that lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Screwfix.... Nuff said lol

i knew a local guy would say that lol"
aye well nobody else came up with it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harrods

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has to be primark, cheap and cheerful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aladdins Cave

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ratners. I look alright from afar, but really I'm just cheap crap. "

Oh god that made me laugh

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Think I will be Mr Ben's shop, room for lots of role play in there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Swarovski because I shine like a Diamond apparently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lakeland

Lots of looking and saying 'that might be useful' but ultimately you walk away without buying anything

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

heart foundation as i have a big heart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tiger.

There is always us full things in there that you never new you would need of want till you see or try it x

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

The old curiosity shop..

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By *wo4FemCouple over a year ago

Birmingham

We'd be Playtimeonline because we're online looking for a female to have some playtime with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Poundshop.

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By *alsapaulMan over a year ago

hull

Top man

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Mr, the rock shop, as he's always hard and great to suck on

Mrs,the pet shop, as you'll always find something great for your pussy

Sorry

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"ebay, where you have loads of watchers and bids then you withdraw the item coz it's faulty."

Made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ratners. I look alright from afar, but really I'm just cheap crap.

Oh god that made me laugh

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

A little, unique boutique

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

All Saints

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

99p store because I'm 1p short of a full quid

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

Aquascutum

Tradional values and always smart

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

"All Saints

Nice

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"All Saints

Or a close second would be Lush, one of them shops you go in and wish you hadn't and come out with a headache

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waitrose because I fancy one of the check ladies and she always gives me a paper and a free cup of coffee.

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By *ommickMan over a year ago

cork

IKEA easy to assemble and a great varity

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

Kwik Fit...easily tyred and exhausted!!

Mr G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Patisserie Valerie

All window dressing,disappointing underneath.

Many look but nobody buys

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By *uyfromchiMan over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Poundland

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Definitely poundland.. too many pounds lol

Betty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I would be an aldi!

So what shop/designer brand or brand would you class yourself in?"

1970s Drug Store

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thorntons.

Moreish.

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By *adyDangerWoman over a year ago

land of debauchery and kink

"Thorntons.

Moreish."

Soft centres

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By *acLe0dMan over a year ago

Preston

The Co-op because I want to care about someone and share my life with someone.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

Gregg's.

You know it's bad for you but you go there anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The Co-op because I want to care about someone and share my life with someone.

Aww.Would it deflate you to know that they're the worst ever shower of bastards to work for!

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Thorntons i have my favourites

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By *inzi LTV/TS over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Arkwrights, Open All Hours!

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Sainsbury's !!!

Taste the difference

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By *uicy jonesMan over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

"The Co-op because I want to care about someone and share my life with someone.

Should live where I do !!! Co-op don't give a shit !!! Arseholes !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grace brothers.

ladies underwear, going down.

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Local kebab shop, you'll only fancy me when you're d*unk.

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By *hispers-40Woman over a year ago

up the garden path

Tescos every little helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Little Shop of Horrors

...

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