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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think some regulars should be forced to drink before they post... and I strongly suspect some other posters are in-fact drip fed alcohol the whole time they are online....
But for me alcohol is an avenue of pleasure long closed off and shall remain that way....
Miserable fooker that I am...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a bit of an introvert but when I've had a few I can become jam packed with intense bravery. I really hate the feeling when I become sane again, I have to say, “did I really say that?” I've been in the Forums many times after a heavy session....it's not good!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit of an introvert but when I've had a few I can become jam packed with intense bravery. I really hate the feeling when I become sane again, I have to say, “did I really say that?” I've been in the Forums many times after a heavy session....it's not good!!!
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I love talking to women when they're d*unk. All of a sudden there barriers come crashing down.
I've got some juicy stuff from d*unken conversations.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, I've come here when I've had one too many. I didn't get banned. I fall asleep before I can really embarrass myself. I think I get more ashamed of my whatsapp messages than anything else.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I luv you...
You're my besht freind...
Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.
*vomits noisily on Bottleman's shoes*"
Joe? You've got enough money for the bus then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I luv you...
You're my besht freind...
Time for you go home pal. Let me get you a cab.
*vomits noisily on Bottleman's shoes*"
You're not being sick again DJ....I'm not cleaning up after you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit of an introvert but when I've had a few I can become jam packed with intense bravery. I really hate the feeling when I become sane again, I have to say, “did I really say that?” I've been in the Forums many times after a heavy session....it's not good!!!
I love talking to women when they're d*unk. All of a sudden there barriers come crashing down.
I've got some juicy stuff from d*unken conversations. "
Juicy Stuff, well really  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking 
I'm a lover not a fighter "
Can I offer you a glass of vino? (hypothetically)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking
I'm a lover not a fighter
Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol  "
This is not going to get you banned.
This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch. |
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"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking
I'm a lover not a fighter
Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol
This is not going to get you banned.
This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch. "
I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking
I'm a lover not a fighter
Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol
This is not going to get you banned.
This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch.
I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke "
Poor bloke? I bet he suscribes that event differently than you. I can't see him saying to his pals.
"Took a girl back to a hotel room, I thought my luck was in until she started to strip for me. A full striptease, pole dancing on the four poster bed?  what was that about? I could have just jumped out of the window. I just wanted a wank off her!  )
I think you'll be alright in his memories. |
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"I tend to send out naughty messages to randomers when I've been drinking
I'm a lover not a fighter
Haha me too, I get really horny when d*unk lol
This is not going to get you banned.
This is what I find with women, they let there hair down more than they would. It's very sexy to watch.
I did a strip tease once in a hotel room when we came back after a few drinks I still smile now thinking about it the poor bloke
Poor bloke? I bet he suscribes that event differently than you. I can't see him saying to his pals.
"Took a girl back to a hotel room, I thought my luck was in until she started to strip for me. A full striptease, pole dancing on the four poster bed? what was that about? I could have just jumped out of the window. I just wanted a wank off her! )
I think you'll be alright in his memories. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Iv been on loads of times when d*unk,and got the bans to prove it "
Haha. Good man for owning up.
I think I could get banned.
I'm sure we all grit our teeth sometimes on here or hold back what we truly want to say. Booze makes the speak flow easy. A little too easy as well.
I'm sure did get a quick ban/naughty step.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...
but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...
but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes "
I was so tempted to not reply to this.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...
but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes
I was so tempted to not reply to this.
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I didn't think you would be able to resist...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol
G x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...
but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes
I was so tempted to not reply to this.
I didn't think you would be able to resist... "
You, see. I'm a white nightgown i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol
G x"
So it can have a great effect. Who said there's little positivity on here? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I ever came on here d*unk d*unk but I remember messaging someone from the forum when I was a tad bit too tipsy.. I'm calling it Dutch courage lol
G x
So it can have a great effect. Who said there's little positivity on here? "
I never said how it turned out!! (It didn't, it was like tumble in the end!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will admit to coming on here on the odd Saturday evening after a few glasses of vino...
but I only post crap and am mostly ignored anyway, so nothing changes
I was so tempted to not reply to this.
I didn't think you would be able to resist...
You, see. I'm a white nightgown i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.) "
don't carry on on my behalf, I wouldn't have been in the least bit offended...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was so tempted to not reply to this.
I didn't think you would be able to resist...
You, see. I'm a white nightgown i couldn't leave a post from a woman un answered. (As funny as I would have found it.)
don't carry on on my behalf, I wouldn't have been in the least bit offended...
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Ignore you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On average it takes me around 35 minutes!!.
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That's too get banned not get d*unk
Been on the naughty step?
Was it bad?
Did you learn from it? "
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Yes.
Err, not so bad I just went out and got more d*unk instead.
As you can see from above no
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months. xxx
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I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.
So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months. xxx
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I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.
So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal "
I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months. xxx
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I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.
So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal
I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx"
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I thought I was Genghis khan... Mongolian warlords don't do doctors |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fallen asleep on cam a wee bit worse for wear before. Don't think I've forum posted (yet!) "
Ahaha I had a phone call one night when I was on can telling me to go to bed as I looked like I wasn't going to survive much longer 
I can barely type when I'm d*unk so I think if I come in the forums when I was I'd just be ignored as it wouldn't make sense |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I may have posted whilst enjoying a lovely grape flavoured drink once.
No ban but my spelling and gammar went to pot "
My autocorrect speaks fluent pissed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"22nd of this month I've been dry for 7 months. xxx
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I tried it once but I started to think am I suicidal or genocidal?.
So I went back to drinking and knowing I'm suicidal
I'm asuming this is a joke post. If it is it's in poor taste if it isn't then talk to your doctor. Xxx.
I thought I was Genghis khan... Mongolian warlords don't do doctors "
Now your just confussying me. xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I posted my 1st ever thread pissed & got popped on the step
Nowadays I tend to overly flirt & have to do a quick double check the morning after to see what the damage limitations are |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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I think AfroMan once wrote a song about it......
I wasn't gonna log onto Fab
But I was high
I wasn't gonna post about anal prolapse
But I was high
Now I got no meets and I been blocked
And we all know why
Cos I got high
Cos I got high
Cos I got high |
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