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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"And delicious and just yum.
That is all."
glad to see someone appreciates men for a change 
most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here  |
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"And delicious and just yum.
That is all.
glad to see someone appreciates men for a change
most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here "
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Send them all my way. I will appreciate them all! 
(must not log onto Fab when horny) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ohh indeed they are...especially when all suited & booted with that naughty glint in their eye....or you know, naked & in my bed......either way...yum indeed... good shout OP |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"And delicious and just yum.
That is all.
glad to see someone appreciates men for a change
most of the time on here one gets the feeling we are a hindrance and a inconvenience at best and at worst the reason no ones having any fun on here .
Send them all my way. I will appreciate them all!
(must not log onto Fab when horny)"
horny did I here horny come here girl I will sort that out in a jiffy for you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here "
What about those who were born lovely but through dedication, hard work and perseverance have become cunts? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Blessed are the munters, for they shall inherit the earth."
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Blessed are the mingers as they will have their day
But on FAB mingers are cool so some say
Blessed are those given less than nine inches
As they still post pictures with out any flinches
Blessed are those who seek out a couple the holy grail
As in their search thou shallt not fail
Blessed are those in the forums that do post
As for their opinions they are sometimes toast
Blessed are those who send a message with no text speak
As their words will to some read as Greek
Blessed are those who are kind and polite
As we all feel for you in your plight
Blessed are the single men of Fab
As life is truly no all that bad!
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here
What about those who were born lovely but through dedication, hard work and perseverance have become cunts?"
A cunt will always be a Cunt |
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"And I love their dangly bits. 
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men "
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I love their dangly bits.
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really "
Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them |
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"And I love their dangly bits.
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really
Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them "
Have a wank then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I love their dangly bits.
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really
Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them "
You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And I love their dangly bits.
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really
Hey don't start that again I had enough trouble last time when I suggested my balls hang so low I could polish the floor with them
You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors?"
Had to find an alternative for the real oak floors in the local pub. The splinters were murder 
Bought a wheelbarrow to carry them round in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And I love their dangly bits.
Except excessively long scrotums. Those I don't love. Ever.
Yay for men
What do you consider to be excessively long though? I mean us guys need some kind of measuring apparatus, or we've got no chance whatsoever have we really "
Sky remote? Is that not the standard unit of measure?
'Yes officer he was about 15 remotes tall..' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful  But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!"
C U Next Tuesday |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt "
Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt "
So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things? |
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt
Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me "
Muggy cunt is that better |
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things?"
No shit really?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt
Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me "
That's a cock? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt So do a lot of other Ms Chops so do a lot of other things?
No shit!
No shit really? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt
Will you stop saying cunt? I'm struggling to walk with this erection you've given me
Muggy cunt is that better "
I'll be sending you a dry cleaning bill at this rate  |
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"You say this as though there's an alternative way to polish floors?
Had to find an alternative for the real oak floors in the local pub. The splinters were murder
Bought a wheelbarrow to carry them round in "
You're just talkin' bollocks now ain't ya |
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here "
Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.
I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo. |
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here
Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.
I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo. "
Sexist that's what I meant |
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here
Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.
I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.
Sexist that's what I meant "
lololol I think you do want to be the sexiest here lololol |
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt "
Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt
Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim "
Deliciously so if I may say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And delicious and just yum.
That is all.
There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.
Shove over and let me have a go with some of them? Don't hog all the men."
My front bottom isn't that big.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And delicious and just yum.
That is all.
There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.
I'm definitely not lovely "
Next in line then!
Do you mind a furry fanny? |
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"*some men are lovely some are just born cunts....same with women though I don't want to be sexiest here
Did you mean sexist or sexiest? Nicely subliminal.
I'm amazed a guy hasn't tried to randomly compliment you via your typo.
Sexist that's what I meant
lololol I think you do want to be the sexiest here lololol"
Lol god no too much hard work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And delicious and just yum.
That is all.
There's one or two here who are lovely, the rest I'd sit on their face.
I'm definitely not lovely
Next in line then!
Do you mind a furry fanny?"
I'm all for fanny however it is presented.
In fact, fanny is lovely  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want". "
ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"All men? Some are... Met some right tools too mind
size queen are you
Oh yes... Always take my sky remote with me, wherever i go, just in case! "
that's a good idea because if your bored and can't feel a thing you can always turn the telly over to sometime more entertaining |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".
ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me "
"Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.” |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Men are lovely because "If you shake your groove thing in front of them, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want".
ah that may be true but first you had to give so that sounds like a fair exchange to me
"Giving is better than receiving because giving starts the receiving process.”"
oh yes and the more you give the more you will receive
its a merry go round that can last for hours upon hours in the right company 
if you play partner has the stamina for such fun that is |
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"Some are,some aren't,some are right bloody awful But Ms Soul not all are see you next Tuesdays................are they?
I don't get that?!
It stands for cunt
Oh right,knew I was probably being a bit dim Deliciously so if I may say?"
Why thankyou! |
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