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If you could who would you 'Un-Fuck'?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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If your Superhero power was the ability to un-fuck someone who would it be? For me it would the girl who left early one morning wearing my favourite Levi jacket. I was twenty and I had some of my best moments in that jacket. 30 years on & I mourn its loss every day. (okay - once every 3 years or so) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If your Superhero power was the ability to un-fuck someone who would it be? For me it would the girl who left early one morning wearing my favourite Levi jacket. I was twenty and I had some of my best moments in that jacket. 30 years on & I mourn its loss every day. (okay - once every 3 years or so)"
The man who chipped my front tooth while diving in for a kiss (I was holding a bottle of Holsten Pils at the time).
Only a tiny chip so I forgave him and shagged him. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Many years ago I fucked my neighbour when rather d*unk. She wasn't my type at all but we all get the beer goggles. 2 more years of finding excuses as to to hurt her feelings wasn't awkward at all "
That's a belter. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The guy I lost my anal virginity too. Was over far too quick as I was so tight- he got embarrassed and then he just left so not a great way to start."
Slightly awkward Chrissy - bit of a conversation killer! |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
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Oh God .... a couple of truly, genuinely vile exes when I was younger for a start. Another guy I dated a few times who was gorgeous looking but a pretty crap shag who bloody well never returned a favourite pair of earrings after I dumped him (out of spite I presume). A recent-ish and frankly mediocre meet that retrospectively took on darker tones after subsequent correspondence showed he'd been extremely economical with the truth (hate liars) not just to us but almost certainly to his wife as well. And the one and only time I 'took one for the team' - of my own volition I might add - that made me feel utterly shit after (never again).
Yes ... I sound like a human car crash  I'm not really !
Ms G |
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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
I didn`t fuck the lady in question, just had a totally dis-interested hand job from her. I think she was as good as pushed into it as there weren`t any "studs" available. This was in the jaccuzzi at Chams and it was her male partner that did the inviting but the lady just as well had been trying to start a chain saw such was the method she was using! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not so much un-fuck, but I'd go back and not eat the chicken burger and chips I had before drinking quite a bit of vodka and orange, before fucking.
Spent all evening trying to hold down the contents of my stomach, until it all came up. |
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"The guy I lost my anal virginity too. Was over far too quick as I was so tight- he got embarrassed and then he just left so not a great way to start.
Slightly awkward Chrissy - bit of a conversation killer!"
Well you asked!  
Its the only one i've regretted though to be fair  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would happily un-fuck the 30 years of sex I had with my ex husband, excluding the 3 times I got pregnant.
In hindsight, I could have used a turkey baster  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would happily un-fuck the 30 years of sex I had with my ex husband, excluding the 3 times I got pregnant.
In hindsight, I could have used a turkey baster "
I have just spat out my coffee reading that XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None really that were that where that that bad...however there are a couple of hotties that I would like to un fuck just so I can fuck them for the first time again...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would happily un-fuck the 30 years of sex I had with my ex husband, excluding the 3 times I got pregnant.
In hindsight, I could have used a turkey baster "
Ah but a turkey baster can't get the beers in. Or cut the grass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The older married woman who seduced me 30 years ago....saying yes caused so many problems for both of us. It was the first time that I realised that even a quick fuck could have consequences."
Yet another decision made by a mans cock that caused a shit-storm. We've all done I Mark. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"None really that were that where that that bad...however there are a couple of hotties that I would like to un fuck just so I can fuck them for the first time again... "
You are just being greedy there Minxy. I bet you eat your left-over takeaway pizza for breakfast too! |
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One of my exes that I actually went back to after my marriage collapsed. She left me then for 4 other guys in my bike club (she eventually slept with 6 different people in the club) we started getting serious then she went cold same as the time before and decided she was gay and left me for a woman that time. Left owing me £400 and stole my Nikon Bridge camera too... Oh yes I was taken for a ride... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The last person I had sex with was completely chicken oriental!
I really wish I could unfuck him!
Erase the memory out of my head and stop bumping into him everywhere!
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I don't waste energy on regret. Every experience is a lesson. I have had great sex with great guys and awful sex with total barstards and a combo of both!
Been treated well. Been treated badly.
All great lessons! I choose more wisely but I am more conscious of what I want and don't want and then I go in with my eyes wide open so there are rarely any surprises nowadays. As a result, honesty is the number one quality for me. |
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