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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa "
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea? |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"
Should have said on Tuesday pm me |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"
Breakfast  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Breakfast "
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me"
(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)
What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?
Mr ddc |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me"
Is it Monday in Berkshire?  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me
(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)
What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?
Mr ddc"
Yes, your absolutely correct  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Breakfast
Waffles? "
Anything  |
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose? "
I do enjoy a banana split...with extra nuts! |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Breakfast
Waffles?
Anything "
Never say "anything" to Pauly... that's like dancing blindfolded on the edge of a volcano during an earthquake.... my mind... I cannot help it... it whispers.....IT WHISPERS!!! |
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose? "
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian. |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me
(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)
What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?
Mr ddc
Yes, your absolutely correct "
Thank you.
I'm 94 you know. Have I had my medicine yet?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian. "
more like the Gobi if you ask me  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Breakfast
Waffles? "
I'm waffly versatile |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
more like the Gobi if you ask me "
Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian. "
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable! "
Stupid, more like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me
(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)
What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?
Mr ddc
Yes, your absolutely correct
Thank you.
I'm 94 you know. Have I had my medicine yet?
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you're most welcome
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down |
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like."
No desert for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Should have said on Tuesday pm me
(At the risk of sounding like one of those old dears down the old folks home)
What day is it? It was Tuesday today wasn't it?
Mr ddc"
Feels like a Thursday. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you "
That's a bit Harsh TT |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you "
Such dry humour |
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
more like the Gobi if you ask me
Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft."
If the cap fits... thank your gynaecologist |
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you
Such dry humour"
You want it wetter?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
more like the Gobi if you ask me
Are you calling me Gobi?! Pffft.
If the cap fits... thank your gynaecologist "
Awful joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you
Such dry humour
You want it wetter?
"
Filth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you
Such dry humour
You want it wetter?
Filth."
... You know that it's a genuine offer |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?"
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink "
Tea is what I've just eaten!
Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink "
I am so not winning on the forums today.... okay "supper".... #pauly90losesagain |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink
Tea is what I've just eaten!
Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed "
Breakfast, lunch, dinner / supper, bed.
Dinner @ lunchtime what's that all about  |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink
Tea is what I've just eaten!
Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed "
Bed?
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink
Tea is what I've just eaten!
Breakfast, dinner, tea, bed
Breakfast, lunch, dinner / supper, bed.
Dinner @ lunchtime what's that all about "
Breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner; supper...right? |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink "
It's dinner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd get them desert too. I win.
With real cream right?! None of that squirty rubbish I hope!
What desert would you choose?
The Sahara please. Although I may be persuaded by the Patagonian.
Told you that I was tired and vulnerable!
Stupid, more like.
No desert for you
Such dry humour
You want it wetter?
Filth.
... You know that it's a genuine offer "
I'm sure someone will take you up on it. |
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"Estella I'll get you desert
Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?
Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?
Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there "
Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)
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"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu."
I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.
Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn |
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"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.
I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.
Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn "
Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass |
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"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.
I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.
Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn
Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass "
We're probably neighbours!!  |
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"Ooh! Bray is in Berkshire. So I choose The Fat Duck please. The full tasting menu.
I'd go for the Hinds Head or The Crown Inn over the Fat Duck, only because I'm not a meat eater.
Actually if he's paying The Waterside Inn
Also excellent choices! I'm such a home counties lass
We're probably neighbours!! "
Maybe as I grew up, I'm central London now. |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink
It's dinner "
"Tea a drink with jam & bread".... |
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"If anyone is free in the Berkshire area, I will buy them a free lunch nsa
Now I grew up in Reading... I say grew up, I mean aged... and we didn't call a meal at 20:35 lunch... do you mean tea?
Sweetie it's supper @ 20.35
Tea is a drink
It's dinner
"Tea a drink with jam & bread".... "
Far; a long long way to run! |
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"Estella I'll get you desert
Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?
Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?
Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there
Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)
you "
either would have worked  |
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"Estella I'll get you desert
Sexy Specs are you hitting on me?
Or genuinely suggesting you'll get me a sandpit?
Well I'd offer you two humps then we'll go from there
Thinks. (do I make a camel toe joke, or a Lawrence of A-labia joke, choices, choices)
you
either would have worked "
I'm genuinely charmed. |
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