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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One that works and isn't attached to an even bigger cock. Simples"
good answer unfortunately a lot of them come with a bigger cock attached , except me obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm."
Damn! I'm 20.29cm, I guess I wouldn't be worth coming this far north for  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
Damn! I'm 20.29cm, I guess I wouldn't be worth coming this far north for "
I get nosebleeds leaving London.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
How did you know my lucky number??  "
I must have read it in the paper boy.
*yeah that was crap* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never measured mine. Any lady want to help. ? "
Take sky remote
Push as far back onto pubic bone as you can
Lift cock next to it
Take cock selfie
Hey presto, it's measured |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Never measured mine. Any lady want to help. ?
Take sky remote
Push as far back onto pubic bone as you can
Lift cock next to it
Take cock selfie
Hey presto, it's measured "
what if your with virgin ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
How did you know my lucky number??
I must have read it in the paper boy.
*yeah that was crap*"
Nonsense, I like a bit of wordplay! It's more than I can come up with for your name...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
Why didn't you just say 8 inches and be done
I'm European.
I hope you shave your arm pits "
Not in Winter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never measured mine. Any lady want to help. ?
Take sky remote
Push as far back onto pubic bone as you can
Lift cock next to it
Take cock selfie
Hey presto, it's measured what if your with virgin ?
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use the equivalent remote control equipment or grab a lynx can. Standard units of measurement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never measured mine. Any lady want to help. ?
Take sky remote
Push as far back onto pubic bone as you can
Lift cock next to it
Take cock selfie
Hey presto, it's measured "
bbut I have to press the buttons on that remote I hear the ladies say |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"na size is never important; theres someone for everyone on fab"
Nor have I fella 
I normally keep my in my trousers if they ask for something bigger during play I reach for the next toy size up eventually we get to one that's to big that's when they normally shut up very quickly  |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
Why didn't you just say 8 inches and be done
I'm European.
I hope you shave your arm pits
Not in Winter."
Jungle bunny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
Why didn't you just say 8 inches and be done
I'm European.
I hope you shave your arm pits
Not in Winter.
Jungle bunny "
My legs too.
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Is size important to you lady's if so what's a nice size ?
I'm going to say 20.32 cm.
Why didn't you just say 8 inches and be done
I'm European.
I hope you shave your arm pits
Not in Winter.
Jungle bunny
My legs too.
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Furry critter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never measured mine. Any lady want to help. ?
Take sky remote
Push as far back onto pubic bone as you can
Lift cock next to it
Take cock selfie
Hey presto, it's measured "
Hahaha, love this  |
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