I wasnt going to tell you but i will. Think there is a need for some light relief.
Ive got a burnt hairy fanny.
I like a little bit of fluff on my bits so only do it once a week. Last night jay and i where going out so at tea time i decided to have a pampering session. Had done everything you do before you get in the bath. I dont as yet have a proper shower just a hose on the taps.
Id face packed shaved and done everything and left my lady bits till last. Got the big mirror, stuck one foot on the loo seat and squirted from back to front well ive never moved so fast in all my life. I lept from the window into the bath cold tap on and shower hose on my lady bits all in one movement. The pain. Oh forgot to say jay had popped out. Jay comes back and i was screaming. Anyway, when the burning went its not my lady bits ive burnt but the top of both legs. Looks like third degree burns. Im ok to shag ive practiced but i cant meet anyone until the burns have healed up not an attractive look is sudecream and burns.
It was the stuff i usually use so goodness knows whether they have changed the ingrediants in it |
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lol but have done me armpits etc. 