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By *_89 OP Man
over a year ago
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Just for a laugh, does anyone have any awkward/funny or embarrassing sex stories they wish to share?
I'll go first 
Last year my birthday fell midweek, and after visits from friends and family, my FB at the time unexpectedly turned up at my house. It was late in the evening, and although being a school night, I thought to myself 'I'm still game' (it was my birthday after all). She had been too kind and brought me some very thoughtful gifts, and suggested that we had a drink together.
Well, a few bottles of wines later we were well into the night, chatting and having a good laugh. She then took herself off to the bathroom and came out five minutes later, clothes vanishes, wearing nothing but some very sexy black lingerie. It didn't take long before we were both upstairs in my bedroom!
We were starting to get into it and she went down on me. We'd had sex many times before this, and she had never given me deep throat, but this time (off her own accord) she felt the need to give it a go.. I looked down at her, and for a pleasurable second, I saw my whole cock disappear into her mouth! Shortly after this followed nasty sounding GAG (Oh dear) She was straight off me with her hand over her mouth, and said "don't feel to well" (lol - too much to drink) ... an then Puukkeee! all over the bedroom floor and on my bed. I tried to pick her up and carry her to the bathroom before it got everywhere, but it was too late, the damage was done 
I spent the next hour or so looking after her.. So yeah, no birthday sex for me last year  It was pretty funny though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So here's the thing.... I'm just posting this because I don't like tumble threads...
So your on your way to a meet and find yourself caught short in desperate need of a shite....
You find the nearest bog and proceed taking a hefty dump only then to discover there is no loo-paper ........
What are you going to use to wipe your arse,,,,?  |
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