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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"i'm only waiting for one number,
i'm only waiting for one number. 
How many times do i have to tell you, i'm not giving it you.
Sheepskin rugs costs a fortune to dry clean. "
i'll pay to have it cleaned,but the next time we use it,we'll have to keep a light on.
last time you shagged the sofa.   |
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"i'm only waiting for one number,
i'm only waiting for one number.
How many times do i have to tell you, i'm not giving it you.
Sheepskin rugs costs a fortune to dry clean.
i'll pay to have it cleaned,but the next time we use it,we'll have to keep a light on.
last time you shagged the sofa. "
 
lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i'm only waiting for one number,
i'm only waiting for one number.
How many times do i have to tell you, i'm not giving it you.
Sheepskin rugs costs a fortune to dry clean.
i'll pay to have it cleaned,but the next time we use it,we'll have to keep a light on.
last time you shagged the sofa.
lol "
just be lad the dog was int' kennel. |
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"i'm only waiting for one number,
i'm only waiting for one number.
How many times do i have to tell you, i'm not giving it you.
Sheepskin rugs costs a fortune to dry clean.
i'll pay to have it cleaned,but the next time we use it,we'll have to keep a light on.
last time you shagged the sofa.
lol
just be lad the dog was int' kennel. "
as soon as the dog,saw the sheepskin rug come out,it made a bee line for the door.
i've got a bad feeling,it wasnt the sofa that got it,on previous meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feeling naughty....its number 40
Down and dirty... 30
A tongue thats nifty.... 50
Again and again... 10
Always matey... 80
Ill give you plenty...  "
are u 3 4 6? |
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