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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I think that my lady boss wants to fuck me but I know that she is married and that she is allergic to condoms... now obviously she is older than me and probably likes younger guys and begging for it; oh she is a bbw by the way sooo... obvs..she only eats large bananas at her desk so I am wondering if she may be a size queen. I have a beard and I wonder if that's going to be a problem... oh and I haven't completed my work intranet profile... so in short
1. Should I fuck my colleague?
2. Should I fuck someone who is cheating on their partner?
3. Do older woman fancy younger guys?
4. Bareback or no?
5. Bbw chicks message me now
6. Is size important?
7. Beard or no beard
8. Please critique my intranet profile...
Thanks in advance.. (that should cover it)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If she is older than 75 I think you don't need to worry about pregnancy.
Are you asking if she should keep her beard or if you should grow one?
Can she fire you if she thinks the sex was shite?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that. "
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique 
I agree 
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful... "
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness? "
Oh how delightful.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that.
Nice Tits "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple... |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful. "
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
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"OP: Take your boss a Peter's pasty, two milky ways, a packet of posh crisps and a bottle of Lucozade.
She'll be putty in your hands.
(I think that's right?  )
Mr ddc"
Not very healthy?
P.s does she smell ok? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP: Take your boss a Peter's pasty, two milky ways, a packet of posh crisps and a bottle of Lucozade.
She'll be putty in your hands.
(I think that's right? )
Mr ddc"
2nd of October |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple..."
OP you are a magnificent cock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...
OP you are a magnificent cock."
Thank you |
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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...
OP you are a magnificent cock."
Really nice eyes |
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"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that. "
Or just "bend over bitch" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
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Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that.
Nice Tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEe_eraFWWs"
Good effort. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me"
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me"
Ok but we need to discuss pegging too and how to make my husband join here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so"
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's DiamondJoe when you need him?
Okay, I'll attempt a DJ comment....
"Pauly, if you have a beard then the answer is simple, you're really after my cock in your arse - now bend over, there's a good chap"
Or something like that.
Or just "bend over bitch" "
Yes, I can't quite shed my adorable cuteness and go full DJ.
Although didn't they say never to go full DJ -- or was that something else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wVagQ_LVd4 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?
Does she take them swimming?"
I just want to fuck her... this is getting horrible... I am being bullied by the clique now |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique"
I ain't going out like no punk bitch |
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"Just found out my boss has fat kids... should I still lust after her or is she a bad parent?
Does she take them swimming?
I just want to fuck her... this is getting horrible... I am being bullied by the clique now"
The clique? We don't talk about them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch"
Get used to one style and you know I might switch |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?"
If I have to explain what I mean by duck... none of you are proper swingers... #justsaying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?"
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand. |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch"
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple..."
Your willy is in my wank bank... |
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand."
Hotlist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand."
https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's over 20 messages in reply and nobody has mentioned my magnificent cock... forums.. I truly give up....
I rescind my membership of all cliques henceforth... you may all go fourth and multiple...
Your willy is in my wank bank..."
I wish that was true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs"
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"
Hairy psalms? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP perhaps get the good people of Fab to convince her to become a swinger?"
Should I leave a postit note on her desk with "fabswingers.com, how about it?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.
https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU"
 and  |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms"
Post of the day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.
https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU
and "
https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just notice a photo of her hubby at the desk (I work late alright... thanks to feckin Brexit).. he looks quite hot and I'd like to duck his cock... am I bi?
Can you post some music that you imagine ducking his cock to? A youtube link would be grand.
https://youtu.be/L8s9dmuAKvU
and
https://youtu.be/6EA-MIYY1bg"
More for the band name in this context though, right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.
Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss! "
Totally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned"
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned"
Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You're old enough to know better. This seems like a total wind up.
Never okay with a colleague, get latex free condoms and have more respect for your boss! "
That's me told... but she is hawt...!
https://youtu.be/pYt0Nwt_oNI
Snog |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none"
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun |
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"Another look at me thread by a member of the clique
I agree
Oh and you're so beautiful and amazing and wonderful...
(Yes I know why the fuck do you think I keep sharing photos of myself)
Tea and cake darling sweetness?
Oh how delightful.
Can we talk about why I can't get meets while we drink it?
Okay, but only if we can also talk about how I can't get any older women to respond to me
Request hatter renamed hijacker... make it so
Pfft, what about Miss Honey?
Bloody clique
I ain't going out like no punk bitch
Get used to one style and you know I might switch
Word to your moms, I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the Bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics, but you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun"
I'm really offended. Are you saying you want to murder me?
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over a year ago
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Love these posts.
1-8) Do you want to lose your job eventually.
9-15) If you got a older woman pregnant would you freak?
16-19) Can you be bothered to deal with a jealous husband?
20-50) Is it everything ever worth a quick shag?
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over a year ago
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"Have you got kik?
https://youtu.be/71ubKHzujy8
Fine tune
Does anyone want to meet now.
I have a hotel for sexy ladies "
On a dark Devon highway, cool wind in my hair (lol)
Warm smell of poppers, rising up through the air
Up ahead on my hotlist, I saw an eye-opening sight
My cock grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to login for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I felt the bulge begin to swell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she slid up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices on the forum,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the hotel Fab Swingers
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the hotel Fab swingers
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is slightly twisted, she got the orgasmic bends
She got a lot of pretty married boys she calls friends
How they fucked in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some swing to remember, some swing to forget
So I called up the Tranny,
"Please bring more single guy whine"
He said, "We have run out of spirit here, you want a sixty nine?"
And still the forum voices are calling from far away,
Cock still up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the hotel Fab swingers
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They swinging it up at the hotel Fab Swingers
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your own supplies
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink dildo on ice
And she said "We are all just swingers here, in this den of vice"
And in the greedy girl’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their raging cocks,
But they just can't please the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Lining up the backdoor
I had to find the lube where I’d left it before
"Relax, " said the Tranny,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can hide your profile any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
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"Have you got kik?
At least try to get to know me a bit first.
I'm sorry should I send you a photo of my cock?
Is the pic taken over the toilet?"
At work, where I also had a wank.
My boss caught me |
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over a year ago
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"That's fucking brilliant Pauly.
Hat's off to you.  "
aww shucks; just an old thing I did a few years ago; its had two outings this year; I literally beg for someone to put "hotel" in a post.... |
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"That's fucking brilliant Pauly.
Hat's off to you.
aww shucks; just an old thing I did a few years ago; its had two outings this year; I literally beg for someone to put "hotel" in a post.... "
It made my Monday |
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over a year ago
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"I'm so sad I missed this
I represented you - you kinda *were* here.
....yeah. "
Alright, alright. Should I have gone with -- I don't know how to get home?! |
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"I'm so sad I missed this
I represented you - you kinda *were* here.
....yeah.
Alright, alright. Should I have gone with -- I don't know how to get home?! "
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