Your best ones please..
My conspiracy theory is the flu jab. ..l believe they put something extra in it to kill you off at a certain age. ..oh come on think about it..it makes sense, we are all governed by accountants. NHS lack of funding, pension dates moved, work longer etc etc
It makes sense to kill you off..let's look at the facts..average age on kicking bucket. .80..state pension £9000 a year health care to look after you...yep makes sense..They want you to die so they don't have to pay you.....how many people do you know who popped their glogs just after reaching pension age...huh huh....anyonefor the flu jab? |
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"Your best ones please..
My conspiracy theory is the flu jab. ..l believe they put something extra in it to kill you off at a certain age. ..oh come on think about it..it makes sense, we are all governed by accountants. NHS lack of funding, pension dates moved, work longer etc etc
It makes sense to kill you off..let's look at the facts..average age on kicking bucket. .80..state pension £9000 a year health care to look after you...yep makes sense..They want you to die so they don't have to pay you.....how many people do you know who popped their glogs just after reaching pension age...huh huh....anyonefor the flu jab? "
Did you watch Utopia on tv? Thought provoking, very dark bits of humour and plenty of wtf moments. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"I always wonder if Fab is a conspiracy.  "
It feels that way sometimes. Especially on the forums. Like they are designed to ruin any good mood I might be in. Damn it, I refuse to pander to tosspottery, especially when it's disguised as apparent banter (I shudder at the word but it's the right one). And I know it isn't Thursday so this isn't a rant. Look, it can't be. I have used a winky emoji. |
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"I always wonder if Fab is a conspiracy.
It feels that way sometimes. Especially on the forums. Like they are designed to ruin any good mood I might be in. Damn it, I refuse to pander to tosspottery, especially when it's disguised as apparent banter (I shudder at the word but it's the right one). And I know it isn't Thursday so this isn't a rant. Look, it can't be. I have used a winky emoji."
I haven't been on here much. |
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Just had my flu jab.
The body creates an immune response to it, even if it's not an actual live infection, because it views it as an infection. That immune response will be the same type of response that you'd get to a real infection, so we can perceive that we've actually got it. Don't know if that relates to you kinky? |
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Hitler never died in the bunker, it was his double, adolf lived in the andes muntains in argentina till he was 95, even the US government knew that he lived there. |
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