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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"When you get in from work or wherever you have been for the day? First thing I do is kick off my shoes, take my bra off and get into my slobs...   "
Exactly that. Unless I have someone coming round. Then I stay braed and dressed (but secretly resent it). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Usually, I will get changed into my scruffs and start grafting, whether it be on diy round the house/garden or working on cars I usually have a project of some sort on the go. No rest for the wicked. Ess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shoes off, swear at the cat, open the post, get the tea on and then it is usually answering the 'will you play schools with me?' request from my little monkey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say hello to my cat people, kettle on, then browse t'interwobble while I have a coffee. If it's my week with the sproglets then it's straight into referee mode and the coffee has to wait.
Nell |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.
Then it's kettle on  "
The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.
Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.
Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle"
You are good I have all good intentions of going to the gym then I see my sofa and do squats to sit down on it... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As soon as I'm through the door I need to put my gym gear on otherwise it's not happening.
Then sort the dinner, eat it, wait 30mins and go a run/crosstrain/cycle
You are good I have all good intentions of going to the gym then I see my sofa and do squats to sit down on it... "
Haha, as long as you do a couple it counts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trip over the cat, pet cat, go for a wee (why I don't go before I leave work, I have no idea), pet cat while I'm on loo. Feed cat. Change into breeches, warmest jumpers I can find while keeping cat out of cupboard, pet cat. Boots on, pet cat, leave for yard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fuss dog, trip over said dog, bra off (if I remembered to put it on 1st lol) kettle on, washing upstairs and in to tumble dryer, toilet then back downstairs for cuppa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Open the front door first. Then remove my shoes then shower then cook tea for me and my 2 boys.
If i had a woman at home the first thing id do was kiss her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.
Then it's kettle on
The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here "
Where's the lodger gone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fight the dog to get in the door.
Fend the dog off as I walk to the kitchen.
Give the dog his dentastix.
Put the kettle on
Let the dog out.
Take off bra with a huge sigh.
Let the dog in.
Make tea.
Sit down, jump up and shout at the dog to "Get the fuck off of my chair".
Drink the tea, with the dog behind me, looking over my shoulder at the tea, as he licks his lips and whines incessantly.
Give the dog the tea and cry into my cleavage.
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I come through the door, survey the destruction, head off to the kitchen muttering under my breath & shaking my head.
Then it's kettle on
The only destruction in my house is my own doing as I'm the only fucker that lives here
Where's the lodger gone?"
Oh god he left a year ago this month actually he met someone off POF |
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