"scots mate of mine uses pish which makes me laugh and irish guy uses feck lots
Or pished, d*unk. "
we have a translator in our sales meetings, he says this is pish and thats pish and sure the owners think its a compliment ! |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"scots mate of mine uses pish which makes me laugh and irish guy uses feck lots
Or pished, d*unk.
we have a translator in our sales meetings, he says this is pish and thats pish and sure the owners think its a compliment !"
I completely get that, I got to lots of meeting in the south, I h a v e to s p e a k v e r y s l o w l y, so that I am understood, if I get upset or forget then all they hear is aweawayyabunchofsadfuckinbawbags. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Monty python did a sketch on words....woody words and tinny words...
bum bosom and breast are all woody words
I love the word voluptuous and conjures up a curvy beauty in a basque and seamed stockings and heels ! |
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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago
The Forest |
"scots mate of mine uses pish which makes me laugh and irish guy uses feck lots
Or pished, d*unk.
we have a translator in our sales meetings, he says this is pish and thats pish and sure the owners think its a compliment !
I completely get that, I got to lots of meeting in the south, I h a v e to s p e a k v e r y s l o w l y, so that I am understood, if I get upset or forget then all they hear is aweawayyabunchofsadfuckinbawbags. lol "
Eh? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Abdicate-to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Carcinoma-a valley in California, notable for its heavy smog.
Esplanade-to attempt an explanation while d*unk.
Willy-nilly-impotent
Flabbergasted-appalled over how much weight you have gained.
Negligent-describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Lymph-to walk with a lisp.
Gargoyle-an olive-flavored mouthwash.
Bustard-a very rude bus driver.
Coffee-a person who is coughed upon.
Flatulence-the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Balderdash-a rapidly receding hairline.
Testicle-a humorous question on an exam.
Semantics-pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before vespers.
Rectitude-the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
Oyster-a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
Circumvent-the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Frisbatarianism-The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there. |
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By *icboyMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"scots mate of mine uses pish which makes me laugh and irish guy uses feck lots
Or pished, d*unk.
we have a translator in our sales meetings, he says this is pish and thats pish and sure the owners think its a compliment !
I completely get that, I got to lots of meeting in the south, I h a v e to s p e a k v e r y s l o w l y, so that I am understood, if I get upset or forget then all they hear is aweawayyabunchofsadfuckinbawbags. lol
Eh? "
Told you, sorry. Scottish you know. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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onomatopoeia
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and in keeping with Dances Alone's new definitions:
onomatopoeia - the need to empty your bladder before you have even closed the door behind you |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"scots mate of mine uses pish which makes me laugh and irish guy uses feck lots "
I have to admit i use Pish and Feck a lot... you should see the double takes I get in irish pubs when it comes out the mouth of a black dude..... |
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