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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing? |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
West Wales |
"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing? "
Sorry i'm late, traffic 
Wouldn't mind, but it was usually my meeting
S |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cow Path - it's not straight forward basically.
Silo thinking.
I dislike all that clap trap to be honest and just raise my eyebrows when they spout it all off.
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank fuck I've never worked in an office. I lack the diplomacy to listen to buzz word talk and I'd end up calling them all cocks. "
Me neither.
I reckon 5 hours and I'd be hanging out of a window like a dog in a moving car. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing?
Sorry i'm late, traffic
Wouldn't mind, but it was usually my meeting
S"
Slacker! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cow Path - it's not straight forward basically.
Silo thinking.
I dislike all that clap trap to be honest and just raise my eyebrows when they spout it all off.
Sarah "
That's amoosing.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing? "
Thinking out of the box.
Ring fencing....
The list is endless....
Drives me mental.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing?
Thinking out of the box.
Ring fencing....
The list is endless....
Drives me mental.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!"
I want the endless list though.
I'm working on a poem.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing? "
The one that I really hate is "You're fired!!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing?
The one that I really hate is "You're fired!!""
Bit AMS isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good afternoon ( when you're one minute late)
Stop snoring
WTF are you doing under her desk?
Your fired!
That's all I'm afraid I only have one mornings experience |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon ( when you're one minute late)
Stop snoring
WTF are you doing under her desk?
Your fired!
That's all I'm afraid I only have one mornings experience"
Him or her?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing?
Thinking out of the box.
Ring fencing....
The list is endless....
Drives me mental.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I want the endless list though.
I'm working on a poem.
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That in itself is a good thing to read. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing?
Thinking out of the box.
Ring fencing....
The list is endless....
Drives me mental.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU FUCKING MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I want the endless list though.
I'm working on a poem.
That in itself is a good thing to read. "
Mwah ya baldy beasht. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chinese walls
Well round this up now and touch base again tomorrow morning
Morning Pitt stop meeting
I work in an office....and I absolutely hate it and most of the people I work with |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OK guys let's take this one offline. (Still don't know what it means)
And by the way, we should sense check this before we go further and make sure it meat stakeholder aspirations. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OK guys let's take this one offline. (Still don't know what it means)
And by the way, we should sense check this before we go further and make sure it meat stakeholder aspirations. "
Meat, steak.
Yum. |
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"Thank fuck I've never worked in an office. I lack the diplomacy to listen to buzz word talk and I'd end up calling them all cocks. "
That's my problem. I lack the diplomacy to give a shit. I can't take such bollocks seriously. Anyone using such words automatically becomes a total bell end. So now I find myself surrounded by bell ends!
Whenever I hear phrases like "moving forward", "pop it in an e-mail" or something about "getting your ducks in order", a little part of me dies. I'm so in the wrong job. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people drop buzzwords or phrases into my meetings I put on my confused face and innocently ask them to explain what they mean.
Their expressions are frequently bewilderment.
It's great sport. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Can't believe the god awful "Let's run that up the flagpole and see if it flies" hasn't been mentioned yet!!
Mr G"
Sadly yes!! Was years ago...but nearly fell off my chair when it came out in a meeting...and the person using it wasn't being funny either!!
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds dreadful 
I've never done office work but I work around office staff and I work with a few sniffers who want to be in the office....it's hilarious watching them..... like a hamster on a wheel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Office bitching in the NHS is vile lol
Working with more women who are so bitchy does my nut in and I'm there boss lmao  "
Mrsdpt is part of an all female management team and at times it's fucking ridiculous  people at work bitch but this is on a whole new level. Always trying to have one over on someone or get a knife stuck in somewhere. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Office bitching in the NHS is vile lol
Working with more women who are so bitchy does my nut in and I'm there boss lmao
Mrsdpt is part of an all female management team and at times it's fucking ridiculous people at work bitch but this is on a whole new level. Always trying to have one over on someone or get a knife stuck in somewhere. "
Mean girls! |
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It's great at work
Shall we set some time aside to look over these targets and put a plan in place to smash them
Ok guys it's Monday let's have a fun happy week
We need to ensure that productivity and development are being kept at a higher level.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's great at work
Shall we set some time aside to look over these targets and put a plan in place to smash them
Ok guys it's Monday let's have a fun happy week
We need to ensure that productivity and development are being kept at a higher level.
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Classic office speak bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's great at work
Shall we set some time aside to look over these targets and put a plan in place to smash them
Ok guys it's Monday let's have a fun happy week
We need to ensure that productivity and development are being kept at a higher level.
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Is everyone from Manhattan in your office? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I worked with a woman who constantly said basically.
Thankfully, I was on my own most of the time and didn't talk to myself.
In my school job it was all acronyms and abbreviations. |
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Apart from all the bullshit acronyms I have to suffer the business business buzz words are just a way of sugar coating shit..
This is my interpretation of them...
Blue sky thinking - unachievable bollocks
Stove piped - one trick pony
Thinking outside the box - I've fucked up and desperate
Mission critical - I've fucked up and desperate
Put it on the back burner - I can't be arsed to so it now
Park that - I can't be arsed at all!!
Eat the frog - this task will make you sick
Run it up the flag pole - I'm a fuckwit!!
Shit sandwich - Business as usual
Fortunately my office is not very PC, so far today the office expletives have included bollocky bollocks, fuckwit, twat, bellend, fuck shite, cunt and today's best rant;fuck faced cock sucking knob jockey!!
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"It's great at work
Shall we set some time aside to look over these targets and put a plan in place to smash them
Ok guys it's Monday let's have a fun happy week
We need to ensure that productivity and development are being kept at a higher level.
Classic office speak bollocks "
This is education speak bollocks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mission oriented
Leverage
Resource- maximizing
Enabling
Energized .
Re-purpose
Synergise
Inter-mandated
Holistic solution
Impactful
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Fucking hell Renard.
Say that to my face. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
My personal bugbear is 'cascade' since I am always the person asked to 'cascade' the information (or lack of) gleaned from a 4 hour arse numbing training session that has told me nothing I didn't already know just with new terminology and buzzwords involved to the one person in my department that never ever attends them and always gets away with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Talking with a fellow fabber this morning about this got me thinking.
Blue sky thinking.
Glass ceiling.
Going forward.
Meetings, rumbling tummies.
Shit coffee.
Gossip.
I've never worked in an office.
I'm imagining.
What other over used phrases, adjectives am I missing? "
Ideation
Huddle
WIP - work in progress, not the fun kind
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Call centres are terrible for jargon. Advisers get crap for using jargon with customers but have to put up with it from their managers.
Taking ownership, that's my personal bugbear.
'you need to take ownership of your calls'
'what does that mean exactly?'
'*angry blank face*' |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I bet you all still use them anyway.  "
Only with a sarcastic inflection. Although I may start using "let's interface on a basic level" instead of "fancy a fuck?" since that's only ever worked once. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My personal bugbear is 'cascade' since I am always the person asked to 'cascade' the information (or lack of) gleaned from a 4 hour arse numbing training session that has told me nothing I didn't already know just with new terminology and buzzwords involved to the one person in my department that never ever attends them and always gets away with it."
Hair or waterfalls should be the only use for cascade. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Moving forward.
SLA's & KPI's
Huh?
Service level agreements and key performance indicators.
I want to punch myself just writing that. "
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Holy Mother of God.
I've lived a sheltered life and yes a punch is fairly justified.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moving forward.
SLA's & KPI's
Huh?
Service level agreements and key performance indicators.
I want to punch myself just writing that. "
Would you like to borrow my hand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Moving forward.
SLA's & KPI's
Huh?
Service level agreements and key performance indicators.
I want to punch myself just writing that.
Would you like to borrow my hand "
That made me laugh.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
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L&D ?
London and Quadrant?
*shrugs* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Moving forward.
SLA's & KPI's
Huh?
Service level agreements and key performance indicators.
I want to punch myself just writing that.
Would you like to borrow my hand "
Yes please, but not for the punch.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
L&D ?
London and Quadrant?
*shrugs*"
Learning and development. |
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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago
Barbados |
I have a nice office on my own (see pic 13th sept in our profile) so luckily don't have to put up with much bullshit. The rest of my team are remote and great people with no bullshit. I was actually on a video conference call when Vik came to visit me I that pic above.
-Matt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a nice office on my own (see pic 13th sept in our profile) so luckily don't have to put up with much bullshit. The rest of my team are remote and great people with no bullshit. I was actually on a video conference call when Vik came to visit me I that pic above.
-Matt "
You've just given me a flashback.
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
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Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!! 
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G"
Is there a performance toolbelt? |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?"
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G"
I need to see it.
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
"
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G"
I'm disgusted.
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
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Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well 
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G"
Just make it happen. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen. "
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G"
Oh so much more. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G
Oh so much more. "
Sounds...interesting!! 
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G
Oh so much more.
Sounds...interesting!!
Mr G"
I'd say so. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G
Oh so much more.
Sounds...interesting!!
Mr G
I'd say so."
*nods almost imperceptibly in agreement*
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just trying to find stuff from 7 habits of highly effective people(great book..not!) and I came across this jargon website
Officelife dot com
Just wasted half hour giggling "
Thanks darl.
I'm on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G
Oh so much more.
Sounds...interesting!!
Mr G
I'd say so.
*nods almost imperceptibly in agreement*
Mr G"
Nice. |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
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"Accountability
K.I.T meetings
Performance reviews
Constructive feedback
Change forums
L&D plans
SMART objectives
Oh we go one better than a Performance Review....we have..wait for it...a Performance Workbench!!
Mr G
Is there a performance toolbelt?
Actually now you come to mention it there might be a Performance Toolkit!!
Mr G
I need to see it.
Now that might fall under the heading of company confidential
Mr G
I'm disgusted.
Would offer to contact HR (whatever happened to "Personnel"?) to see if I could pop round and give you a demo....but can't see that conversation going well
Mr G
Just make it happen.
Yus M'lady!! Will there be anything else M'lady?
Mr G
Oh so much more.
Sounds...interesting!!
Mr G
I'd say so.
*nods almost imperceptibly in agreement*
Mr G
Nice."
So glad you think so
Mr G |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"This thread has remind me of one of our favourite films, Office Space, might watch it tonight.
https://youtu.be/jsLUidiYm0w
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I have a regular squeeze who on a recent work away trip collected as many badges and pins as he could. The flair was immense. And also reminded me of that movie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This thread has remind me of one of our favourite films, Office Space, might watch it tonight.
https://youtu.be/jsLUidiYm0w
I have a regular squeeze who on a recent work away trip collected as many badges and pins as he could. The flair was immense. And also reminded me of that movie. "
Did he wear enough flair? |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"This thread has remind me of one of our favourite films, Office Space, might watch it tonight.
https://youtu.be/jsLUidiYm0w
I have a regular squeeze who on a recent work away trip collected as many badges and pins as he could. The flair was immense. And also reminded me of that movie.
Did he wear enough flair? "
So much flair I felt dirty for still wanting to jump his bones the minute he got back. Whilst I urged him to pound me like I was a naughty printer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Touch base
Keep in the loop
Rationalise
Align synergies
Steering committee
Working groups
Agile methadology
SWOT analysis
Core objectives
Greenfield
Tactical approach
Strategic approach
Back of a fag packet
Estimation effort
ROM
SWAG
Headcount
FTE
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Touch base
Keep in the loop
Rationalise
Align synergies
Steering committee
Working groups
Agile methadology
SWOT analysis
Core objectives
Greenfield
Tactical approach
Strategic approach
Back of a fag packet
Estimation effort
ROM
SWAG
Headcount
FTE
"
I got palpitations just reading that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Touch base
Keep in the loop
Rationalise
Align synergies
Steering committee
Working groups
Agile methadology
SWOT analysis
Core objectives
Greenfield
Tactical approach
Strategic approach
Back of a fag packet
Estimation effort
ROM
SWAG
Headcount
FTE
I got palpitations just reading that. "
Hehehe, that,s just a starter for 10
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Touch base
Keep in the loop
Rationalise
Align synergies
Steering committee
Working groups
Agile methadology
SWOT analysis
Core objectives
Greenfield
Tactical approach
Strategic approach
Back of a fag packet
Estimation effort
ROM
SWAG
Headcount
FTE
"
Ryan, seriously.
No.
No.
No.
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