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Names that don't live upto the user
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like raspberry smoothies   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising. "
but do u live up to your name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My hair isn't really on fire! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My hair isn't really on fire!"
but are u a red head
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
I'm not actually 31 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Personally speaking, I am unable to change my appearance at will. False advertising. but do u live up to your name "
Well I'm not a fictional character, who is a witch and has the ability to change her appearance at will.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not really a dolphin, but then again in some ways I am. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My hair isn't really on fire!but are u a red head"
I thought my profile headline gave that away??! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't look like a strawberry....or do I? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not a morning person..
Rarely seen a sunrise. |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
Never had a _uzzy navel!  |
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I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count? |
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We aren't nice and neither of us is 561 years old.  |
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"I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count? "
Oh! I always read your name as "bored elephant"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not actually a Monkey |
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I'm married and I don't taste like honey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name's not Jane  |
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Yes the biggest ones me are
Genuine couple
Genuine female
Makes you laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way |
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My name could be deceiving.
I'm not from Yorkshire, in fact I have never been to York
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The best ride in the park is the witches hat.
My own name describes me quite well, I think. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way"
Witches hat... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often wear flat shoes. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
I do live by the seaside. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "
I'm a 16th century harlot aka streetwalker, wench, slapper, slag, floozie, trollop, scrubber, moll, tramp, fallen woman,
strumpet, woman of ill repute.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm pretty all of the time but especially when I'm tied up.  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't look like a strawberry....or do I? lol"
would depend where it's been lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way"
I've only just worked yours out. I thought it was bestride in the park.
I live up to mine, I wear a lot of red lipstick by Mac. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often wear flat shoes. "
how bad are you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not 90, sorry to be a kill joy  |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
I get very juicy and my names jones  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did used to race as in sprinting, but I'm not 7777. |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
I think I am now overaged for my name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just don't want to |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"I think I am now overaged for my name "
Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I try to live upto mine when opportunity comes my way
I've only just worked yours out. I thought it was bestride in the park.
I live up to mine, I wear a lot of red lipstick by Mac."
grammatically you are correct but if I spaced it out you wold probably lose last few letters in posts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not really a witch doctor - but my snake oil is free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmmm well I do have a beard and she is certainly a redhead so all good here, although my previous incarnations name was a total fabrication as I'm rarely happy
Beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I often get lost and I ride.
But meet some that really need to reconsider their titles!  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Well my voice doesn't compelling sailors to crash into rocks. Neither do I possess eyes like the twin stars of Leda. So I suppose I could be accused of false advertising. Luckily I have pictures with my eyes in so people can avoid disappointment in advance. And a ball gag just in case my vocal skills worry them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name ain't Ben  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's no Thing One |
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"I think I am now overaged for my name
Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx"
Oh I don't know, I was 35 when I first joined |
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I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "
Also, one can be liberated sexually (re the slut name) but still have taste. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ermmm...
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"There's no Thing One "
Yep there is. But they went with the numerical version... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I reckon this is a case for trading standards lol. |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
Hangs heads in shame.
We're actually not that bendy. |
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Every atom in our bodies was once part of a star x |
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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago
near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in |
"I think I am now overaged for my name
Can you ever be overaged ? To be a foxy minx ? Xxx
Oh I don't know, I was 35 when I first joined "
And now even more of a foxy Minx xxx |
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I AM a giraffe and I AM gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I live in the UK and am not anonymous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am a right B of a madame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like staying up after 22:00.
More of a 'good daytime/early evening if we are being honest' haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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so next question should be who have you met that doesnt live up to their name lol |
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"so next question should be who have you met that doesnt live up to their name lol"
 you think anyone will play that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!"
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No mis advertising here either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy. "
it is if done right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Other footwear is available, and is worn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Overpicky as in didn't pick you?
Personally I would avoid any profiles named cumdump, spunkwhore etc.... but even they have the right to say no if you don't measure up! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views
I'm a 16th century harlot aka streetwalker, wench, slapper, slag, floozie, trollop, scrubber, moll, tramp, fallen woman,
strumpet, woman of ill repute.
*takes notes for future communications*....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're really miserable |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but why name yourself after the fore mentioned if you don't want every guy on site to message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is not Jenny but I will let you believe it is... |
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I'm definitely not pure. And I'm sure not tempting to a reasonable % of the site.
But you have to sell yourself don't ya. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not made of Gold, or even a rapper |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I,m not really a tree x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's nothing Scarlet about me anymore and I'm pants at the art of Seduction. ...It's all a lie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I,m not really a tree x"
but u can handle a trunk i bet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x "
It's verified as wet and wild..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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how wet lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm no fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x
It's verified as wet and wild....."
I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all good here as i have tattoos and i am a perv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" "
*howls with laughter* Mwah HHx |
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x
It's verified as wet and wild.....
I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha "
We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon |
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"I am neither red or an elephant. ..though have a fetching red rugby shirt on today. .does that count?
Oh! I always read your name as "bored elephant" "
Omg so did I! Had to go back and check |
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I got called secretly a hardnut last night
Erh...depends on my mood. Save the soft squishy me for the best people |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x
It's verified as wet and wild.....
I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha
We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon "
You 2 ever need snorkelling lessons you know where to come haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We've had messages saying our profile name is wrong but it seemed perfectly appropriate when we first signed up |
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Mine at the moment.
I haven't been tarty for ages |
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x
It's verified as wet and wild.....
I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha
We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon "
We do....maybe our FF profile needs to be called snorkel sisters Pmsl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're not even sure what our profile name means. |
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She is an angel, but my name isn't ted....it's bob....but it's not really bob either..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either "
what about nemo
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My real name probably isn't Courtney  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some say I live up to my name |
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We do naughty things also like cuddles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not really royalty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never seen finding dory and I'm not looking for her either what about nemo"
I've seen nemo |
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"I am totally naughty and absolutely an Amazon!
No breach of trade descriptions here!
I need an adventure up the Amazon haha x
It's verified as wet and wild.....
I'll be OK I'm a canny swimmer and have a snorkel incase I fall face in haha
We need to incorporate the word snorkel into our profiles Amazon
We do....maybe our FF profile needs to be called snorkel sisters Pmsl "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a period of time when I didn't even have a hat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Most of the time I look more haggered than innocent! My mind is pretty filthy and rarely comes out the gutter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but why name yourself after the fore mentioned if you don't want every guy on site to message you "
Maybe they want every guy apart from you? Or they want guys to message them so they can decide whose cum they want dumped....?
Why fret. If they don't want you move on....I'm sure somebody will OP. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i'm not hung up on it mate i just asked a question and wanted to see where it led and its a bit of fun as all these forums should be and its a change from fuck suck avoid cuppa etcetc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
*howls with laughter* Mwah HHx "
Trust you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't put on a red light |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't put on a red light "
but do u wear the dress tonight lol |
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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Their is two of us looking 4 a female so i'd say we live up to ours.
Hello ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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wish my name was
monstermeat10plus
toned is more realistic |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"wish my name was
monstermeat10plus
toned is more realistic "
but would u live up to the wishfull thinking name |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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not unless i tied a sky remote on the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't put on a red light but do u wear the dress tonight lol"
Hahaha I do indeed |
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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago
london stratford |
I'm not actually pink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i'm a queen but not the queen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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but u do like 3sums |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"but u do like 3sums "
I bet your only best ride in bed and not the park |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i am a Redhead am i Foxy? Hmmmm maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is not Delia |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"but u do like 3sums
I bet your only best ride in bed and not the park "
must admit ive never fucked in the park to my shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but u do like 3sums "
why, yes i do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"but u do like 3sums
why, yes i do. "
cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
Im an example of this.
Im anything but wild. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Maybe not miss wylde but u do take a nice pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"but u do like 3sums
why, yes i do.
cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol"
i seem to be booking a lot of 3sums in the forums lately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have legs..., and they are quite long
(saves me arsing around) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm Australian and have recently visited the uk and Ireland so I think my profile name is appropriate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any names that include 'hot'
It's rare they are in my opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's no Thing One
Yep there is. But they went with the numerical version..."
No! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"but u do like 3sums
why, yes i do.
cool if love to be invited to a 3sum with u lol
i seem to be booking a lot of 3sums in the forums lately. "
well book one with me and a friend of your choice lol |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
in the suffolk countryside |
i am not 444 years old |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think I do I'm short and blonde |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views "
what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .
are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?
if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views
what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .
are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?
if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality . "
no I'm not saying that I used the most common names I come across on regular basis on searches as a reference nothing more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Erm, I do love cum. should i change it?  |
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have been told I live up to my name only thing is that I am not 30 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only pretend to be a doctor when in Cornwall. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
I did meet someone who's name incorporated '10incher'.
He lied. He's since gone unlos.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I did meet someone who's name incorporated '10incher'.
He lied. He's since gone unlos...."
it's a no brainier if u lie about your size your gonna get found out lol I bet he was only 4 lol |
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Well the most unappealing username I've come across on here has to be 'get you pregnant'
I mean come on, really.... |
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"We don't actually have any tattoos, its an elaborate plot to "reel in" folk who think body art is sexy. "
Damn... I was going to get me tatts out too
I've been described as a bit maverick before so I'm happy im not misleading lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views
what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .
are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?
if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality . "
Read all the posts and lighten up. This is a good thread
I was neither born in Longford nor live in Cavan |
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"Well the most unappealing username I've come across on here has to be 'get you pregnant'
I mean come on, really...."
I get your point however I did come across a couple profile not that long ago where the couple were trying for a baby and they wanted to meet dudes on here to help! |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
Cradley Heath |
Mine is accurate. Not hugely imaginative but accurate none the less |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He knows his surname and I'm not an elephant. A more accurate username would be Longshanks and Hobbit, or Car Geek and Tree Nerd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale |
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"Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale "
Refers to your soul sexy
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I was never christened Fellatio |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well, I'm no Angel, and milk bottle pale
Refers to your soul sexy
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Well there is that |
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"I was never christened Fellatio "
You must just be a cunninglinguist |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views
what are you saying op that someone can't view themselves as slut ,slag, whore and cundump in the right company with the right kind of person who turns them on .
are you saying that there sexual animal that makes them view themselves and describe themselves using the words above should respond to anyone...?
if you are i think your thinking all wrong to see and enjoy such a person as your post is talking about your still going to have to appeal to them as a human being first then turn on there sexual animal just like you would with any human being no matter how they described their sexuality .
Read all the posts and lighten up. This is a good thread
I was neither born in Longford nor live in Cavan"
thank you I'm getting tired of defending myself and the thread good to see someone appreciates my thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years. |
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"I was never christened Fellatio
You must just be a cunninglinguist "
Che? Que? Qois? |
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"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years. "
So you truly are a lady of noble title? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years.
So you truly are a lady of noble title? "
It doesn't mean anything nowadays and Tissington is one removed from the family land. Sounds better than it actually is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My van really is white! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have seen lots of names on here that incorporate the words slut whore slag cumdump but wheñ u look closer at profile they are more picky than the name suggests what are your views
Also, one can be liberated sexually (re the slut name) but still have taste. "
Yes to all that! I'm a total slut in bed... a flippin' liberated one! |
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"Mine's pretty accurate. Give or take a few hundred years.
So you truly are a lady of noble title?
It doesn't mean anything nowadays and Tissington is one removed from the family land. Sounds better than it actually is. "
You are indeed of blue blood malady
Nice... have a fabby day ma'am |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Ricky but I'm sure as hell no damned Rooster. More of a chicken. I say.....more of a chicken |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not bold |
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