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Why do people join when they're not actually gonna meet anybody?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why not?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just to chat and stay in touch with people.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"why not?"

single men have to go somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

fun or personal preference?

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Theres a chat function for those that want to chat...

A cam function for those that want to cam...

A meet function for those that want to meet...

Something for everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Because they can?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?"

fridge door or kitchen door?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

because they can

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?"

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting"

if you say so,any other rules we should know about

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting"

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

only if the tree is later made into a caber? cabre?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?"

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?"

Nope but cant prove it

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!"

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

nope, it just left to gather the moss.

ok boss?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"Theres a chat function for those that want to chat...

A cam function for those that want to cam...

A meet function for those that want to meet...

Something for everyone!"

there's a meet function,are you sure.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

we need a daft question thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I rest my case

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

you go back to 1986...it's true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting"

if it makes it any easier to understand, just look upon it as "fuckbook".

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting"

Ahh but you're chatting now and not seeking sex at this very moment.

Are you wasting our time??? lol

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

but would they hear your heavy breathing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?""

he's from kings lynn

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

Ahh but you're chatting now and not seeking sex at this very moment.

Are you wasting our time??? lol

He could be Wan King , from peeking?

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I rest my case"

dont rest your case there,

somebody will nick it.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

he's from kings lynn"

Are you saying it's too early in the season for sheep to be out at this time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well I am a forum addict even when I am not meeting you will find me in the forums. Its great chatting to people when the kids are in bed. And its a whole lot more than a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting"

No it's a swinging site, they're different things.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

he's from kings lynn

Are you saying it's too early in the season for sheep to be out at this time?"

and when the durbate, do they do it en mass?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".....if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

If all the Essex girls were laid end to end...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I notice the more risque comments are from people with no pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I rest my case

dont rest your case there,

somebody will nick it.

Chortle. I love this answer

Sorry OP - what was your case that you rested?

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

he's from kings lynn

Are you saying it's too early in the season for sheep to be out at this time?

and when the durbate, do they do it en mass?"

Ooooh eck, that reminds me of my time at private school

baiting the masters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

he's from kings lynn

Are you saying it's too early in the season for sheep to be out at this time?"

baaaaa

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Getting back to the Op and original thread.

Isn't it just the case that most fabsters just won't meet "anybody"?

Most are particular.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"It's a sex site!!!! Facebook is for chatting

why you chatting on here and not shagging then...go forth and shag young man and stop all this nonsense!

Kung fucious he say "how you know that OP likes to shag young man?"

he's from kings lynn

Are you saying it's too early in the season for sheep to be out at this time?

baaaaa"

baaaaaa d gurlllll

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Most are a complete waste of time

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

Nope but cant prove it

You can if you are inside...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most are a complete waste of time"

yeah, bliddy sheep, they're all the same.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most are a complete waste of time"

The more irritated you get, the funnier the thread gets

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Most are a complete waste of time

The more irritated you get, the funnier the thread gets

So true! He might be sayign stuff but all I am seeing is 'waaahhh!!'

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most are a complete waste of time"

is that greenwich mean time? or terrestrial time..or barycentric dynamical time?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

point to the ceiling, point to the floor, point to the window, point to the door. all join in now ....

wind the bobbin up wind the bobbin up ... pull pull pull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most are a complete waste of time

is that greenwich mean time? or terrestrial time..or barycentric dynamical time?"

dunno checkitout with monkey

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee"

What point?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee"

Oh I don't know, some of your posts are not the comments of a happy man. And I'd say you were pretty irritated to post the orignal post. It's wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

Nope but cant prove it

You can if you are inside...

kin hell, her majestic wouldn't even let me use the phone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"point to the ceiling, point to the floor, point to the window, point to the door. all join in now ....

wind the bobbin up wind the bobbin up ... pull pull pull "

clap clap clap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

How is this getting in the bath??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

Nope but cant prove it

You can if you are inside...

kin hell, her majestic wouldn't even let me use the phone. "

You climb in to check, I'll be lookout.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

wouldn't mind a flash o your firm evidence

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By *aucy3Couple over a year ago

glasgow

"I notice the more risque comments are from people with no pictures. "

don't fall out with the shadows,

they'll end up singing you a song.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Oh I don't know, some of your posts are not the comments of a happy man. And I'd say you were pretty irritated to post the orignal post. It's wonderful. "

now now children....we must all try to get along

to the OP....some of us happen to be a recluse and never have the opportunity to venture out into the big wide world...therefore, a form of entertainment would be to hold stupid conversations such as these in order to satisfy our social needs

oh, and many of us lead lives alongside the swinging and prefer to get to know those we will end up sharing experinces with. patience is a virtue my good fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Oh I don't know, some of your posts are not the comments of a happy man. And I'd say you were pretty irritated to post the orignal post. It's wonderful. What's wonderful is that everybody has to use a swinging site to make friends"

cor blimey when did that law come out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Oh I don't know, some of your posts are not the comments of a happy man. And I'd say you were pretty irritated to post the orignal post. It's wonderful.

now now children....we must all try to get along

oh, and many of us lead lives alongside the swinging and prefer to get to know those we will end up sharing experinces with. patience is a virtue my good fella

patience is a virtue, virtue is a grace and Grace was a dirty girl with a pretty face.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

How is this getting in the bath?? "
im trying to get in the bath, but this thread is funny....oh and the act that messages keep appearing....bloody stalkers lol x x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Yes! You've got it! At last, I thought the penny would never drop. It's a community, which means people form friendships

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

cor blimey when did that law come out?

This afternoon - did you not read the rule book - tsk tsk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

wouldn't mind a flash o your firm evidence

i've got no firm evidence...i'm guilty as charged...oh and im losing track of what everyone is talking about lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

How is this getting in the bath?? im trying to get in the bath, but this thread is funny....oh and the act that messages keep appearing....bloody stalkers lol x x"

I know, what's that all about? Go get all soaped up, imagining that should keep them busy for a while and give you some peace.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"point to the ceiling, point to the floor, point to the window, point to the door. all join in now ....

wind the bobbin up wind the bobbin up ... pull pull pull "

Reminds me of my three year old nephew at my uncles funeral last month. Vicar said "let's bow our heads in silent pray". In the silence he starts singing "wind your bobbins up"!

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

wouldn't mind a flash o your firm evidence

i've got no firm evidence...i'm guilty as charged...oh and im losing track of what everyone is talking about lol"

cant quite lay my hands on it right this minute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no-one there to hear it, does anyone give a toss?

others than those highlanders?

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

No one would see you coming...

haha...love it....as if they would see u coming at the speed of light lol these answers are dafter than my question lol any more?

Flipping cheek. My findings have firm scientific evidence...

ummmm, ok....please validate these statements with this "firm evidence"!!!! firm is good lol

wouldn't mind a flash o your firm evidence

i've got no firm evidence...i'm guilty as charged...oh and im losing track of what everyone is talking about lol"

right then, this calls for a full body search then.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"Most are a complete waste of time

yeah, bliddy sheep, they're all the same."

No, they're not.

The one Woody Allen had looked ever so cute in the black lingerie

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

This thread's moving so fast we'll be back to the speed of light soon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Most are a complete waste of time

yeah, bliddy sheep, they're all the same.

No, they're not.

The one Woody Allen had looked ever so cute in the black lingerie

true, black lingerie can make all the difference. unless its a black sheep of course then I think pink would be more appropriate. or ivory lace as in wedding dresses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wouldn't mind a flash o your firm evidence

i've got no firm evidence...i'm guilty as charged...oh and im losing track of what everyone is talking about lol

right then, this calls for a full body search then.

(arms stretched out....legs apart...ready to cough)......AHEM

....OOOOO, NOT SO ROUGH.....be gentle!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't know.

So that's that answered, we need a new question - so is the light still on in the fridge when you close the door?

Nope but cant prove it

You can if you are inside...

kin hell, her majestic wouldn't even let me use the phone. "

Thats coz it wont keep yer peas frozen... Der...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread's moving so fast we'll be back to the speed of light soon.

back to 1890....something?!?! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?"
Not what i'd call 'friends'.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'. "

he he visions of hot sex and shouts of ~"fuck me harder friend!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'. "

friends with benefits

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By *carletRomanceCouple over a year ago

glasgow

Some reasons:

1.) They aren't ready to meet yet/are just testing the water. Being harassed at that stage can put you off for good.

2.) Conversation can be arousing. And you can tell a lot about a person this way - like if they can't be bothered to chat you could assume they won't be very imaginative in the bedroom.

3.) You can get to know someone - see if you share interests and fantasies and how compatable you are.

4.) For fun! People like to talk!

5.) Finally, they never read the fine print when they signed up that said they need to meet atleast once a fortnight.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee"

Why didn't you say you were a golf caddy.

I'd play around with ya.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'. "

Some on here probably are. Are they supposed to behave just like you, and not chat to anyone, and just post to meet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

Some on here probably are. Are they supposed to behave just like you, and not chat to anyone, and just post to meet?"

oi! don't encourage him, he's already made one law - quite a good one admittedly but .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The more people you chat to the more likeness that you are to get a meet do the maths if just sending endless emails dont work then try other avenues such as chat and forums show a bit of personality and it might just get what you wanted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

he he visions of hot sex and shouts of ~"fuck me harder friend!!!""

Fuck me harder Fred. Really!!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

Some on here probably are. Are they supposed to behave just like you, and not chat to anyone, and just post to meet?

oi! don't encourage him, he's already made one law - quite a good one admittedly but ....."

Sorry!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages"

damn....u got me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

Some on here probably are. Are they supposed to behave just like you, and not chat to anyone, and just post to meet?"
Yes. As it's what the site is for. If i have to join a swinging site to make 'friends' then i'm becoming very lonely

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages"

lol just noticed that myself. all becomes clearer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Why didn't you say you were a golf caddy.

I'd play around with ya."

Not with that handicap you wont....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages

damn....u got me!"

have i? bonus....

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

Some on here probably are. Are they supposed to behave just like you, and not chat to anyone, and just post to meet?Yes. As it's what the site is for. If i have to join a swinging site to make 'friends' then i'm becoming very lonely"

tbh I dont understand your dilema. If you dont want to chat why are you on the Forums? Is your problem that you dont like other people chatting.... bizarre, or that people dont want to meet you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'.

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By *ezebelWoman over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

Are you not friends with those you shag?Not what i'd call 'friends'. "

Maybe thats why no-one wants to meet you

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

What is wrong with chatting? These forums and chat rooms are great laugh. Also OP if you chat to people and take you time to get to know them instead of thinking of them as a piece of meat or an easy lay it may lead to meet. I doubt it after this thread though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What is wrong with chatting? These forums and chat rooms are great laugh. Also OP if you chat to people and take you time to get to know them instead of thinking of them as a piece of meat or an easy lay it may lead to meet. I doubt it after this thread though. "
I dont want to make 'friends' off here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

he he not much chance of that the way you are going sweetie.

some of us do, have and are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

he he not much chance of that the way you are going sweetie.

some of us do, have and are."
As i said, i dont want to make 'friends' off here

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By *ilandlarryCouple over a year ago

more north lincs than mids!

while you may not want to make friends from here there are people who won't have sex with another member until they have spoken to them and met them socially. You may not be fussy about who you jump into bed with but there are plenty more who are.

The site caters for everyone, if you find someone who doesn't fit your criteria then move onto the next person. It's really not rocket science.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just s troll on then .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

try it

lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"if u are in a car travelling at the speed of light...and u turn on the headlights.....what happens?

try it

lmao"

sound advice

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

I prefer to get to know somebody online before I meet them. That way you both get to know each other a bit first and you have something to chat about when you met for real. It helps to avoid the awkward silences lol. It also gives you chance to see if you get on well together and to find out a bit more about each other. Why can't swingers be friends? I have meet some really special people from this website. I would like to think I could say they are a friend now not just somebody I meet for a fuck.

Some people say this site is clicky and especially the forums. I would disagree. I can't think of anybody on the forums who is nasty, unfriendly etc. Don't get me wrong it you post a silly post like this one you will get what is coming to you but that is not is the fault of the forum members. The fault lies with the OP's original question or statement. Sometimes you see a thread started and think oh great popcorn thread. By that I mean you grab some popcorn (or some sweets), sit back and watch the replies and have a laugh.

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

cor blimey when did that law come out?

It's the first rule of swinging isn't it.

Rule one. Never become friendly with a fellow swinger. Just meet them fuck them and then leave. If you dare make a friend you never be allowed to swing again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

cor blimey when did that law come out?

It's the first rule of swinging isn't it.

Rule one. Never become friendly with a fellow swinger. Just meet them fuck them and then leave. If you dare make a friend you never be allowed to swing again. "

Good job I don't know that.

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"i think we've unearthed the origin of the 'fancy a fuck' messages"

Lol lol you nearly owed me a knew keyboard.

Note to self never have a mouth full of blackcurrant juice or any drink for that matter juice when you read the forums.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

cor blimey when did that law come out?

It's the first rule of swinging isn't it.

Rule one. Never become friendly with a fellow swinger. Just meet them fuck them and then leave. If you dare make a friend you never be allowed to swing again.

Good job I don't know that."

Thought the first rule of swing club was you dont talk about swing club

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Then I doubt you will get many meets. people don't like being treated as a piece of meat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then I doubt you will get many meets. people don't like being treated as a piece of meat. "

did you realise you were being homophonic?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not irritated. It just proves my point to a tee

cor blimey when did that law come out?

It's the first rule of swinging isn't it.

Rule one. Never become friendly with a fellow swinger. Just meet them fuck them and then leave. If you dare make a friend you never be allowed to swing again.

Good job I don't know that.

Thought the first rule of swing club was you dont talk about swing club

oi tiggler, gettin me in the sh..t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then I doubt you will get many meets. people don't like being treated as a piece of meat.

did you realise you were being homophonic?"

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????"

The simple answer is many are insecure and lack confidence in their looks therefore feel comfortable to chat but are far too scared of rejection to actually meet. Of course no one will admit to this but I would hardly expect them to.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"The more people you chat to the more likeness that you are to get a meet do the maths if just sending endless emails dont work then try other avenues such as chat and forums show a bit of personality and it might just get what you wanted."

kin ell, a ferrari

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

Then I doubt you will get many meets. people don't like being treated as a piece of meat.

did you realise you were being homophonic?"

The bit that said I don't want to make friends off here should not have been in my pary of the post lol. I Don't know ho that happened. It was OP who said I don't want to make friends on here. Some how that comment from OP got mixed up with my post.

I misread it as well lol. I though you said I being homophobic. I am not gay myself but my boyfriend is.

I have to admit I had to look up what homophonic means.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Most are a complete waste of time"

can i ask a question.......

as a 1st impression... if the first couple of thread you start are people are idiots and a moan about people having the audacity to chat...... then what impression do you think that is likely to leave???

lets put it this way... i can imagine a couple thinking "ooh who should we meet... that kings lynn lad.. barrel of fun and such a positive outlook"...

or.....maybe not!!!

let me let you into a secret..... negativity isn't sexy and a moan has never gotten a person to have sex on a swinging site....

just because people don't do it the same way as you... it doesn't mean they are wrong...

and the "this is a sex site not facebook" is about as condescending as it gets....

maybe it's the person staring you in the mirror thats the issue.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

...and some of us don't respond like dogs on heat to any cock that gets shoved in our direction with a 'fuck me' tag swinging of the breeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Then I doubt you will get many meets. people don't like being treated as a piece of meat.

did you realise you were being homophonic?

I misread it as well lol. I though you said I being homophobic. I am not gay myself but my boyfriend is.

I have to admit I had to look up what homophonic means. "

meet and meat! gotcha!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

How many?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Cos they want to? i know hard concept.

As far as it being a sex site,i agree,but there are many different ways ppl get off,and i could not have the fun,frank chats i have on here on facebook.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"....some of us happen to be a recluse and never have the opportunity to venture out into the big wide world...therefore, a form of entertainment would be to hold stupid conversations such as these in order to satisfy our social needs "

Good call. You want to try being in this fookin' monastery!!! If the Abbot knew I had a laptop I'd be on my knees in front of him for an awfully long time. Praying for forgiveness of course!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good call. You want to try being in this fookin' monastery!!! If the Abbot knew I had a laptop I'd be on my knees in front of him for an awfully long time. Praying for forgiveness of course!!!

oooh like a man who can multitask

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Do you enjoy living under the bridge attacking goats?

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Or some people just like having a chat and a bit of a laugh. I have read a few profiles that state they are not looking to meet. They state they are just on here to have a bit of laugh and to chat. I can't for the life of me think why anybody would there something wrong with that. Some of the people not looking to meet are absolutely stunning and I doubt they don't want to meet because they are insecure about their looks. When I joined this website it did not say one of the rules that is that you must meet people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

...and some of us don't respond like dogs on heat to any cock that gets shoved in our direction with a 'fuck me' tag swinging of the breeze"

Discretely takes 'fuck me' tag off cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

How many?"

I would say as a ball park far more than you have the ability to count without using your fingers and toes.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

Good call. You want to try being in this fookin' monastery!!! If the Abbot knew I had a laptop I'd be on my knees in front of him for an awfully long time. Praying for forgiveness of course!!!

mmmmmmm the catholic girl in me wants pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can see from reading this thread that new posters are not welcome if their opinions differ from the more established posters. Mina

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good call. You want to try being in this fookin' monastery!!! If the Abbot knew I had a laptop I'd be on my knees in front of him for an awfully long time. Praying for forgiveness of course!!!

raising the cassock....mmmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Do you enjoy living under the bridge attacking goats?

still does apparently.

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple over a year ago

North Cornwall

"Most are a complete waste of time

can i ask a question.......

lets put it this way... i can imagine a couple thinking "ooh who should we meet... that kings lynn lad.. barrel of fun and such a positive outlook"...

or.....maybe not!!!

let me let you into a secret..... negativity isn't sexy and a moan has never gotten a person to have sex on a swinging site....

just because people don't do it the same way as you... it doesn't mean they are wrong...

and the "this is a sex site not facebook" is about as condescending as it gets....

maybe it's the person staring you in the mirror thats the issue.....

where do you get off letting op into a 'secret'... cheek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Do you enjoy living under the bridge attacking goats?

i aint afraid of no goat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

How many?

I would say as a ball park far more than you have the ability to count without using your fingers and toes. "

I'm armless really.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

Here Miss.

Am i the only one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Thats quite correct just as vegetarians can buy a leg of lamb or a blind man can buy a car and the dual leg amputee can purchase trainers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

AS previously pointed out, this is not a sex site it is a swingers site, a vast difference, most people do join to meet others but some enjoy the social side talking with like minded people and when that happens you become friends, bit like pen pals, the forums are good, with a multitude of subjects covered, not everybody just sits in silence hoping for a "do ya wanna fuck" message, you say you do not want to make friends but you have accepted or sent out at least 9 requests, if you do not like the site perhaps you should go and find a "sex site" and not criticize the people who do enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Thats quite correct just as vegetarians can buy a leg of lamb or a blind man can buy a car and the dual leg amputee can purchase trainers. "

but can't count the toes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Thats quite correct just as vegetarians can buy a leg of lamb or a blind man can buy a car and the dual leg amputee can purchase trainers.

but can't count the toes."

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it.

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

"I can see from reading this thread that new posters are not welcome if their opinions differ from the more established posters. Mina"

On the contray, on two threads this evening the OP has had a lot of response.

Isn't that what forum threads, in the lounge, are about?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Thats quite correct just as vegetarians can buy a leg of lamb or a blind man can buy a car and the dual leg amputee can purchase trainers.

but can't count the toes.

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it. "

oooh I think I love you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why do so many people join here just to chat?????

Thats quite correct just as vegetarians can buy a leg of lamb or a blind man can buy a car and the dual leg amputee can purchase trainers.

but can't count the toes.

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it.

oooh I think I love you."

I am not here for love though. Thats most perturbing!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

"I can see from reading this thread that new posters are not welcome if their opinions differ from the more established posters. Mina"

on a well known fet site when a poster was getting trashed for being abusive,an idiot,or just a twunt,he or she would get his friends in to demand why are you all being mean...

Sorry did i say that aloud?

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it. "

wow... do you have to actually work at being that condescending, or does it just come naturally....

for someone who proclaims not to like forums you seem to be spouting off a lot of pish and nonsense

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By *he Happy ManMan over a year ago

Merseyside

"I can see from reading this thread that new posters are not welcome if their opinions differ from the more established posters. Mina"

I would disagree. Like everybody I was new to the forums once. I never felt like I could not voice my opinion or start a thread. Regardless whether you are new to the forums or not if you start a thread like this people will give you their honest opinion of what they think. It's like the old saying if you think you may not like the answer then don't ask the question. The OP has not had the replies he has had because he is new to the forum.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple over a year ago

hexham

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it.

wow... do you have to actually work at being that condescending, or does it just come naturally....

for someone who proclaims not to like forums you seem to be spouting off a lot of pish and nonsense "

Fabs,the word Brucie comes to mind,little men who can't get hard any other way.It is a pity tho,cos this pace was thankfully free of the greenhaired buggers.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it.

wow... do you have to actually work at being that condescending, or does it just come naturally....

for someone who proclaims not to like forums you seem to be spouting off a lot of pish and nonsense "

I would hazard you are more polite in your ticket box. Run along now theres a good lad.

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I can see from reading this thread that new posters are not welcome if their opinions differ from the more established posters. Mina"

not at all... however is ANYONE come along and make sweep generalisations and gross inaccuracies then I am going to call them out on it... I don't care if the pish comes from someone new or someone that is a regular....

so should we not call out ppl on things that are wrong... or should we just sit back and say there there there....

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I know you are trying hard but i wouldn't try and get a job that requires humour to be successful in it.

wow... do you have to actually work at being that condescending, or does it just come naturally....

for someone who proclaims not to like forums you seem to be spouting off a lot of pish and nonsense

I would hazard you are more polite in your ticket box. Run along now theres a good lad. "

mate... not even close.... so don't you dare try and partonise me, i'll give as damn good as i get (call it the fiesty new yorker in me)

if you got something to say to back up ya nonsense.. say it...

otherwise I would practise what you tend to be preaching and scuttle off from the forums which you apparently seem to loathe...

why put yaself thru the agony.... or ya just being a hypocrite now....

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By *ushroom7Man over a year ago

Bradford

i aint afraid of no goat"

So, how many goats are you afraid of?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i aint afraid of no goat

So, how many goats are you afraid of?"

not the one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i aint afraid of no goat

So, how many goats are you afraid of?"

no one's getting my goat, I love it and it stops the grass growing round me feet.