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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's a murder on the dance floor but you better not kill the groove.
Obviously this is madness gone mad. The police should be called and the area sealed off so the investigation could begin. The music would be stopped for sure.
What other songs contravene health & safety regulations or just plain old common sense?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good call. I saw the Prodigy at Glastonbury. He was on stage admitting to starting fires. Plenty of Police there. Typically, they did nothing at all.
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"Roy Orbison  said in one of his songs...."I drove all night, crept in your room, is that alright? "
No it's not bloody alright Roy, it's a bit creepy! "
Cyndi Lauper sang it first.
Which begs the question, if it's a woman, is it as creepy? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Roy Orbison said in one of his songs...."I drove all night, crept in your room, is that alright? "
No it's not bloody alright Roy, it's a bit creepy!
Cyndi Lauper sang it first.
Which begs the question, if it's a woman, is it as creepy? "
Yes it is probably more creepy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm shocked by Roy. I expected better from him.
I just remembered the next line of the song and it's even more freaky....."Crept in your room, to make love to you, is that alright?"  "
If you've been effected by any of the Orbermeisters lyrics. Feel free to call our help line.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Poodle haired rock mammouth, Robert Plant once claimed that it had been a long time since he'd rock n rolled.
Highly unlikely Robert. Considering you were the lead vocalist of Led Zeppelin at the time.
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"Poodle haired rock mammouth, Robert Plant once claimed that it had been a long time since he'd rock n rolled.
Highly unlikely Robert. Considering you were the lead vocalist of Led Zeppelin at the time.
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I'm a bit concerned about that stairway to heaven as well.. what about the disabled access.. |
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over a year ago
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"Poodle haired rock mammouth, Robert Plant once claimed that it had been a long time since he'd rock n rolled.
Highly unlikely Robert. Considering you were the lead vocalist of Led Zeppelin at the time.
I'm a bit concerned about that stairway to heaven as well.. what about the disabled access.. "
Well spotted. Many shops, bars and restaurants have no access facilities to aid people with disabilities. You'd expect heaven to be a lot more on the ball.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Pretty sure Sting would should have some kind of restraining order put over him for this obvious stalking! |
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There's a starman waiting in the sky.
I believe this was an ill advised security slip by bowie as world governments and space agencies have kept this information firmly under wraps for fear of world panic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poodle haired rock mammouth, Robert Plant once claimed that it had been a long time since he'd rock n rolled.
Highly unlikely Robert. Considering you were the lead vocalist of Led Zeppelin at the time.
I'm a bit concerned about that stairway to heaven as well.. what about the disabled access.. "
Ah but I think the remix 'Stannah Stair lift to Heaven' covers the Diversity Act beautifully lol. |
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"Des'ree told me once that he don't want to see a ghost, It's the sight that he fear most but rather have a piece of toast as he Watched the evening news... strange"
I think he was lying when he told you he was des'ree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well Metallica i'll tell you so What, thats a clear confession of beastity |
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"I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well Metallica i'll tell you so What, thats a clear confession of beastity"
Best not mention last caress, for that register worthy confession then.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin'
There was fuck all else to do…
Now, if that's not dangerous, I don't know what is. You need to be holding on with both hands, surely?
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"Roy Orbison said in one of his songs...."I drove all night, crept in your room, is that alright? "
No it's not bloody alright Roy, it's a bit creepy!
Cyndi Lauper sang it first.
Which begs the question, if it's a woman, is it as creepy?
Yes it is probably more creepy."
It was written for Roy orbison and he recorded it first but not realised till he died |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful."
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AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well Metallica i'll tell you so What, thats a clear confession of beastity
Best not mention last caress, for that register worthy confession then. "
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
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"AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' ....."
Thought that was Iron maiden  |
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"Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful."
Hahaha! Someone give this guy a cookie or something! Best response yet |
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"AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' ....."
Mate that was Maiden! You can't go confusing a classic like that!! Delete your comment immediately |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cause you ride on time
'Cause you ride on time, ride on time
'Cause you ride on time
'Cause you ride on time, ride on time
Oh my god luv get the basics right It's RIGHT on time and to repeat it over and over is just sloppy! Sloppy I tell ya!! |
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"Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful."
Miss Thorn should get together with those Finn brothers, then we could nab them a cart them off to a place of safety 'Always Take the Weather with you?' Its an ecological disaster waiting to happen...
These over=rated and over paid pop stars and pop combos have a lot to answer for!  |
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"AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' .....
Mate that was Maiden! You can't go confusing a classic like that!! Delete your comment immediately "
Oops! My bad  and I don't even know who Iron Maidens lead singer is! its still irresponsible advice, whoever it was! |
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"Bloodsport for all, said Corporal Flash
And shoved me in a room full of C.S. gas
Stuck me in a wet-suit to dry off in the sun
And fed me pet food, Kit-e-kat and Chum".
We'll Corporal flash, if her majesty finds out about these serious acts of cruelty from one who should know better you will get be getting a serious arse kicking.
Fancy feeding them pet food, you really need to give them a nice, nutritious meal to prepare them for the arduous times ahead in battle. |
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By *reykiwi500Man
over a year ago
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"AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' .....
Mate that was Maiden! You can't go confusing a classic like that!! Delete your comment immediately
Oops! My bad and I don't even know who Iron Maidens lead singer is! its still irresponsible advice, whoever it was!"
Bruce Dickinson...well for most of the time. They also advocated bringing your daughter to the slaughter, which in my view is highly questionable parenting! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful.
Hahaha! Someone give this guy a cookie or something! Best response yet "
I'll go for the something.
This is slightly off-topic, but it's hard when a song you love has a lyric that drives you mad because it's......bollocks.
There a beautiful old soul tune called Today I Started Loving You Again by the wonderful Betty Swann.
I can't listen to the damn thing because she sings (beautifully):
"I'm right back where I started from
Where I've always been".
Every time I heard it I had an uncontrollable urge to yell "if you're back where you started, you must have left there". arrggghhhh! |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
"Tracey Thorn from Everything but the Girl sings "....and I miss you, like the deserts miss the rain" in their smash hit "Miss You".
Deserts don't miss the rain - they are finely tuned, thriving ecosystems that have adapted over time to live with limited waters.
It's always concerned me that Tracey Thorn spends her downtime poncing around deserts throwing masses of water around, endangering their health and well-being in a misguided attempt to be helpful.
Miss Thorn should get together with those Finn brothers, then we could nab them a cart them off to a place of safety 'Always Take the Weather with you?' Its an ecological disaster waiting to happen...
These over=rated and over paid pop stars and pop combos have a lot to answer for! "
Very true that. |
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"Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Pretty sure Sting would should have some kind of restraining order put over him for this obvious stalking!"
side note to that he followed it up with if you love somebody set them free both songs were for the same person as he realised the every breath song was a tad stalkerish |
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"AC/DC sang Run to the Hills!
way to go Mr Johnson! Cause mass panic why don't you!
May be he should have sang, 'run to the hills but try and join an organised fell running event and maybe take an ordnance survey map with you! And don't forget public rights of way!' ....."
That would be Iron Maiden  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck
Well Metallica i'll tell you so What, thats a clear confession of beastity"
Actually, that was by the Anti Nowhere League. I'd get yourself some legal representation immediately as the drummer of Metallica, "Lars", does like taking people to court.
I'm happy to represent you. But. I'm expensive and don't know what I'm doing.
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I was always slightly alarmed that Freddy Mercury never faced trial for his claims that he shot a man in the head at point blank range.
It's typical of the justice system today that you can get away with this kind of behaviour if you're a celebrity. |
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Walking on Sunshine - is more miraculous than walking on water
You Needed Me - is this the bread bakers anthem?
Zip - A - De - Doodah - I did that once and it really, really hurt. Never going commando again! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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Many people (including Ella Fitzgerald, whose version is my fave) have sung that "there's no love song finer but how strange the change from major to minor" when the chords actually go from minor to major. Which makes it not strange at all, just harmonically and compositionally inaccurate. |
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"Dancing on the ceiling, well Lionel have you invented some kind of anti gravity device? Quick patent it and then flog it to NASA you'll be quids in. "
I was going with this one (wracked my brains for too long again!)
Me DDC tried it once and put his foot through our bathroom ceiling.
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"There's a murder on the dance floor but you better not kill the groove.
Obviously this is madness gone mad. The police should be called and the area sealed off so the investigation could begin. The music would be stopped for sure.
What other songs contravene health & safety regulations or just plain old common sense?
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"Get ya mota runnin'. Get out on the highway".
I'm afraid, Steppenwolf, that you have not been successful at your driving examination this time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Many people (including Ella Fitzgerald, whose version is my fave) have sung that "there's no love song finer but how strange the change from major to minor" when the chords actually go from minor to major. Which makes it not strange at all, just harmonically and compositionally inaccurate."
Well spotted. Perhaps they were deliberately misleading the public to cut down on plagiarism. Either way. A lie is a lie.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Back in 1977 Blondie was very aggressive to another female and released a song about it called "Rip her to shred's" nothing was done about this and she still releases music and tour's to this day , there's just no justice in the world |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Roy Orbison said in one of his songs...."I drove all night, crept in your room, is that alright? "
No it's not bloody alright Roy, it's a bit creepy!
Cyndi Lauper sang it first.
Which begs the question, if it's a woman, is it as creepy? "
depends if she likes to boil rabbits I guess  |
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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago
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annie lennox sang walking on broken glass i think she should have pointed out that you should wear a stout pair of boots for this practice the nhs is under enough pressure as it is without her encouraging people to act in a irresponsable manner. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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And no Cliff Richard, We're not all going on a summer holiday as some of us are still recovering from the economic collapse of 2008!
Yeah yeah. We all know you've made a few quid with your pop music. But there's no need to rub it in peoples faces.
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