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over a year ago
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"they are too bad tempered to hump
so you,ve tried to hump one,,,hmmm 
you're giving me the hump  "
well id have to as you cant hump me as your cock is teeny weeny |
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"Would be interesting to know how
As the humps would get in the way
Good point!
I recommend you google the Virginia-Maryland Reg Coll of Vet Medicine "
Naaaaaa did that with the fish ..pics were boring |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump? 
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes! "
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere"
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo! "
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not |
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A camel story!
Two camels, a father camel and a pre-pubescent teenage camel.... his son!
Son: Dad!
Dad: Yes son!
Son: Why do we have these big humps on our back?
Dad: Don't knock those humps son! When we are ferrying our Bedouin masters across the vast traverses of the Sahara desert, those humps keep us alive, we are the only beasts who can do this, carrying our masters over vast distances!
Son: Ah! Ok dad!....Dad! Why have we got these big splayed out feet?
Dad: Don't knock those feet son!When we are carrying our Bedouin masters across the vast deserts, those feet keep us going and along with our humps, we are the only beasts who can make this journey, ferrying our Bedouin masters to their destination!
Son: Ah! Ok dad!
Dad? Why have we got these big girly eyelashes?
Dad: Son! Don't knock those eyelashes, when those devastating desert storms hit, those eyelashes protect us and keep us going, ferrying our Bedouiun masters to their destination over vast distances, those eyelashes, those splayed feet, those humps,! We are the only beasts who can ferry our masters!
Son: Ah! Ok, thanks dad!
Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes son?
Son: Why are we in Dudley zoo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A camel story!
Two camels, a father camel and a pre-pubescent teenage camel.... his son!
Son: Dad!
Dad: Yes son!
Son: Why do we have these big humps on our back?
Dad: Don't knock those humps son! When we are ferrying our Bedouin masters across the vast traverses of the Sahara desert, those humps keep us alive, we are the only beasts who can do this, carrying our masters over vast distances!
Son: Ah! Ok dad!....Dad! Why have we got these big splayed out feet?
Dad: Don't knock those feet son!When we are carrying our Bedouin masters across the vast deserts, those feet keep us going and along with our humps, we are the only beasts who can make this journey, ferrying our Bedouin masters to their destination!
Son: Ah! Ok dad!
Dad? Why have we got these big girly eyelashes?
Dad: Son! Don't knock those eyelashes, when those devastating desert storms hit, those eyelashes protect us and keep us going, ferrying our Bedouiun masters to their destination over vast distances, those eyelashes, those splayed feet, those humps,! We are the only beasts who can ferry our masters!
Son: Ah! Ok, thanks dad!
Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes son?
Son: Why are we in Dudley zoo?"
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They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.
Single males will sympathise with their plight. |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not "
Don't mention the syphilis |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not
Don't mention the syphilis "
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"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.
Single males will sympathise with their plight."
I do not spit!
I only growl |
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"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.
Single males will sympathise with their plight.
I do not spit!
I only growl "
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not
Don't mention the syphilis "
I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly! |
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"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.
Single males will sympathise with their plight.
I do not spit!
I only growl "
Guess you are not a camel then |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not
Don't mention the syphilis
I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly!"
Get her confused with a small orange fruit did you ? |
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"Actually I couldn't care less
more to the point do you hump?
Madam Foxy! This is a scientific discussion and it would be unprofessional to reveal my private life here!
The answer is yes!
But for the record not with a camel ...smelly breath...burps alot to many humps ...get sand everywhere
Unless things improve on site....hang do not go there Just jo!
Hmmmmmm ...maybe ....maybe not
Don't mention the syphilis
I never met her! Phyllis blocked me after I spelt her name incorrectly!
Get her confused with a small orange fruit did you ? "
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"They split the males and females up during the breeding season. The males really get the hump then! They growl and spit and are generally bad tempered.
Single males will sympathise with their plight.
I do not spit!
I only growl
Guess you are not a camel then"
Not a single hump!
I am a virgin! |
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