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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Either you were too fast, or I was too slow in my comment OP  .
When someone can't be bothered to fill theirs in. Why should I make the effort to chat to them, when they've made no effort in themselves?!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!
It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!
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Well if you cant catch a fish while balancing on a beach ball I'm sorry but we just aren't interested  |
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"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!
It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!
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To be fair, it's always a big turn-on when a woman can balance my balls on her nose while she claps...
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things instantly make you  at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."
You're got to be careful with the name blaming game because I have quite common christian names but neither are "classically" spelt. Available for private discussion if anybody's curious. |
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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago
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"What things instantly make you at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name...
You're got to be careful with the name blaming game because I have quite common christian names but neither are "classically" spelt. Available for private discussion if anybody's curious."
Yeah, I'm not talking about non-classical spellings. I'm talking "not only is that (hopefully) not your name, nobody ever spelled it like that. Ever." |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"What things instantly make you at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."
Wot if thay are dyslexic ?
Y do sum people think spelling is the most inporntount thing on earth. Not everything is a spelling test. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I only really look at single women's profiles if I'm searching and ranty ones where it's obvious that Fab has gone to their head a little bit makes me pull this face -  |
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By *imiUK OP Man
over a year ago
Hereford |
"What things instantly make you at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name...
Wot if thay are dyslexic ?
Y do sum people think spelling is the most inporntount thing on earth. Not everything is a spelling test."
And yet you manage to spell "Margate" correctly, which leads me to believe that you've at least been there, if not live there. |
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"What things instantly make you at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."
I always smile at this one, when their spelling is otherwise good.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Photos & user name can be enough to make me go  at times.
Thank fuck I'm not looking for women / couples otherwise you could add demands & lots of text in CAPITALS.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional....
when it's spelled proffesional
I don't really care about spelling in a profile except when they profess to be well educated but can't spell professional. I would say that's irony but I'm not entirely sure... it's a long tome since I did English at school! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Blocked every one of your sex" but why would I want to meet a bitter lezbo in search of a female clit hammer?
"Clit hammer"!!
The banter is strong with this one! "
Banter or bitterness?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big long epic up their own arse rambling!
It's usually couples profiles they are usually looking for a performing seal!
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Couldn't agree more anything more than a few paragraphs and i just move on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys profiles which start off with "good looking/handsome", when beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
Many a modest man on here 
I hate "heavy cummer" like it's a bonus or something.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc"
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What things instantly make you at a persons' profile?
I'll start with: An inability to spell the name of the town where they (presumably) live and/or their own name..."
I live in Londoninium.
Ain't that how ya spell it? |
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Come across a couple of guys who claimed to be in the armed forces and their usernames reflected this.
But one couldn't spell soldier and the other couldn't spell squaddie (and it was part of their username).
I agree too about the incorrect spelling of professional. Why would you do that?
And also agree where a guy's profile pics are mainly of the variety of women he's fucked, and the photo is mid-fuck. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway. "
I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway. "
I loved that line, too. |
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Oh, oh!
and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too
(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.
It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?) |
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"Oh, oh!
and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too
(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.
It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)"
*can't
Oh the irony. |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Oh, oh!
and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too
(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.
It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)
*can't
Oh the irony. "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I seen a nice family portrait last night in the new photos..looked like mum , dad and their ten year old daughter....oops..."
Or the cock shots taken in what looks like a child's bedroom.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I see evert profile as a work of art, some are abstract some are detailed realist, and I view them all from the pink fluffy cloud I live on "
Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location  .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)"
How cutesy, on the scale is my location? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)
How cutesy, on the scale is my location?"
Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway.
I loved that line, too. "
It wouldn't matter who he was hanging out of, it could be a spring chicken. I just don't feel any attraction towards a man by looking at pics of a woman's arsehole and his thumb. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)
How cutesy, on the scale is my location?
Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory "
I'm going to change mine |
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I like the backward balaclava wearing profile pics where they have been on for a week with two or three veris and guess what the people they've verified have balaclavas as well and they have also joined a week ago and they've only verified each other |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)
How cutesy, on the scale is my location?
Hovering dangerously around cutesy territory "
And yet, with 'who's near' turned off, and hidden, so many men tell me they are close by and ready to meet.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, oh!
and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too
(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.
It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)
*can't
Oh the irony. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway.
I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too "
 guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"
Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway.
I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too
guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"
Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house""
I loved that profile text. I had you hotlisted, and it always made me chuckle!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Incorrect place name spelling is a bugbear of mine too, closely followed by "in the land of the unicorns" or similar cutesy fairytale location .
Crass and crude usernames are an instant filter too. Why would I want to meet pussydestroyrrr69? (Any similarity to living persons is entirely coincidental.)"
Thank fuck, Naughty Lane ain't cutesy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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men who say 'looks unimportant'
men who say they can MAKE a woman squirt
men with no pics on profile who claim to be single good-looking and athletic
men with massively photo-shopped pics
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh, oh!
and when they construct a sentence with no punctuation whatsoever your left wondering if they talk like that and it usually has a couple of lol in it some kisses too
(And for me spelling is an attraction thing, as a huge way I get turned on is the exchange of sexy messages. If a guy can write something that gets inside my head, then I really, really want him.
It's weird as on here people get offended if you're not attracted to people who c any type or spell but its ok to reject a guy based on their height?)"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man's profile with pics of a woman's arsehole, with his finger near it, a teary-eyed woman sucking on his cock etc
I liked a certain fab female (who'll remain nameless but liked tea) who had on her profile something like "if you have pics of yourself hanging out of some old buzzard then you're not for me...." or something like that. . Made me laugh anyway.
I can't remember who it was but I remember reading it and laughing too
guilty, but it was "I don't want to see pictures of you hanging out of a buzzard, it'll just put me off"
Also had in the about me section, "I'm kind and caring and like to look after people, like to whisper romantic things in your ear after sex like hey, get the fuck outta my house""
Re-write my profile for me |
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