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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Can we paraphrase a message without getting into trouble ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Can we paraphrase a message without getting into trouble ? "

That's the gamble one takes.

Sometimes I win, sometimes I lose.

{shrugs}

Only one way to find out...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Grow up .

I think at 43 I'm not getting any taller.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

only had lovely messages today

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Grow up .

I think at 43 I'm not getting any taller.

"

OK, but what was the message?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Grow up .

I think at 43 I'm not getting any taller.

OK, but what was the message?...

"

That was it then I was blocked. How odd ?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Grow up .

I think at 43 I'm not getting any taller.

OK, but what was the message?...

That was it then I was blocked. How odd ? "

(Yeah, I kinda guessed. If I'd thought you were telling me to grow up I'd've used this fella '')

I'm guessing he didn't meet your height criteria and wasn't tall enough to say it to your face.

I wouldn't worry about it

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By *emplarWarriorMan  over a year ago

Nottingham

My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Come sit on my face and wiggle like a chipmunk on speed I actually laughed out loud at that one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm pregnant and it's yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I ask you everything

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

"

Lucky bastard.

They've sent me loads more...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm pregnant and it's yours "

Not from a guy I hope ?

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By *emplarWarriorMan  over a year ago

Nottingham


"My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

Lucky bastard.

They've sent me loads more...

"

Actually they did send one more 6 a few weeks ago, informing me i was banned from the forums for 5 days

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff

Had an exchange that started with this as an opening

X

And that is how it carried on for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

are you fertile?

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By *obwithkiltMan  over a year ago

Belton

I've not had one on here but my friend on instagram got sent "love your heels could you send a photo/clip of you standing on a toy car" after post about new shoes and this thread reminded me of it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Someone the other day asked me to castarate him

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By *ureTemptationWoman  over a year ago

Off the grid

I had a message from a guy today.

I told him my face is shit, and I'm a terrible liar.

He said he didn't want to meet me after all and went UNLOS.

Was it something I said?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Got a cracker this morning from a young lad.

I'd luv to fuck your mrs as you fuck my mum, she is 43, blonde with big tits.

WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You're not very chatty.

*me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How come there are women on here complain about the fancy a fuck message yet dont get banned. Yet i gave a hint of a message i received and guess what 24 hr time out. Well done mods take a bow (ps i dont give a shit if you ban me again for mentioning it)

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple  over a year ago

Derbyshire


"How come there are women on here complain about the fancy a fuck message yet dont get banned. Yet i gave a hint of a message i received and guess what 24 hr time out. Well done mods take a bow (ps i dont give a shit if you ban me again for mentioning it) "

But how do you know they didn't get a timeout too? Or maybe no-one reported their post, but someone reported yours, or maybe (as shown above) your self-censoring isn't quite as accurate as you like to think...

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe its one rule for women and another for single guys. And there is no problem with my so called self censoring

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By *ilacWoman  over a year ago

Cheshire


"I'm pregnant and it's yours "

I've had a message from a female I'd played with months earlier saying... I'm pregnant.

I could only reply with... I don't think I'm the father.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Grow up .

I think at 43 I'm not getting any taller.

"

I had one telling me to grow up and calling me a little girl. I wanted to reply and ask why he was messaging little girls wanting to meet them, but alas I was blocked

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I ask you a question?

Yes you can ask a question and in fact you just did but that's it as only allow 1 question per person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I ask you a question?

Yes you can ask a question and in fact you just did but that's it as only allow 1 question per person "

Hate those messages! I just think just ask, you only have to worry the response, if I do respond

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Got a cracker this morning from a young lad.

I'd luv to fuck your mrs as you fuck my mum, she is 43, blonde with big tits.

WTF! "

We got this one too!! We cracked up ha ha. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No strange messages yet

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By *inky BunnyMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

"I like ur knickers shot"

Bad and wrong so wrong

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By * and c 82Couple  over a year ago

manchester

Lol guy on here has just offered 2 grand to watch 1 of us choke on food

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough


"My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

"

Is your profile serious??

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By *ady LickWoman  over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'You have milk?'

Yes thanks 4 pints of semi and 2 of full fat was my reply

Bloody wierdos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I get no messages so I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My last one was "Sorry not my type" and come to think of it so was the one before. I think there must be something wrong with the email system!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The dude who messaged me this morning (who I'd never messaged, winked at or even looked at his profile before) who felt the need to tell me my arse was a bit too fat for his liking was a strange chap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The dude who messaged me this morning (who I'd never messaged, winked at or even looked at his profile before) who felt the need to tell me my arse was a bit too fat for his liking was a strange chap. "

He is indeed strange because that is one fine arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The dude who messaged me this morning (who I'd never messaged, winked at or even looked at his profile before) who felt the need to tell me my arse was a bit too fat for his liking was a strange chap.

He is indeed strange because that is one fine arse!! "

It's not the thinking it was big that was strange, it was feeling the need to tell me when I'd never contacted him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Couple weeks ago

A guy messaged and Said ..do you want to watch me suck my own cock...

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I did send a message yesterday saying I was off to the local 'suction' rooms! I meant auction rooms!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have you ever pooed on a guy's face

Swiftly deleted!

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By *mumaWoman  over a year ago

Livingston


"My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

Is your profile serious?? "

That's one of the funniest profiles ever....

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By *iver2015Woman  over a year ago

middlesbrough


"My last message read "Welcome to Fab" actually it was my first too, from someone called Admin or something?

Is your profile serious??

That's one of the funniest profiles ever.... "

But what if it's not supposed to be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The dude who messaged me this morning (who I'd never messaged, winked at or even looked at his profile before) who felt the need to tell me my arse was a bit too fat for his liking was a strange chap. "

I'd help burn some calories off your arse

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