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over a year ago
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Fabgardia will orbiting Earth as an independent country of free floating love by 2025. It's secondary purpose is to protect the mother planet from meteorites and space debris.. Applications are now being received. What should special skills can you offer to be considered for this brave new venture? The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.
And I start the job on Monday.  "
Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.
I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be the teacher "
I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...  |
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"I'll be the teacher
I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival... "
I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.
Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.
I'll see you in your pod.
Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has the gardener slot been taken yet? "
I shall need evidence of experience on Biosphere One. An allotment perhaps? Hydroponics?...for food growing, preferably. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'll be the teacher
I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...
I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.
Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.
I'll see you in your pod.
Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready "
A firm hand will be required. Curriculum development is lengthy and complicated. I shall expect you to take things down...
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"I'll be the teacher
I shall have to take down your particulars. On paper, yes, an excellent candidate. Discipline must be maintained of course. We can discuss the curriculum in my private pod later on your arrival...
I'm a hands on kind of teacher I also like to ensure each individual meets their targets.
Discipline and rewards given at my discretion.
I'll see you in your pod.
Will ensure my 'particulars' are ready
A firm hand will be required. Curriculum development is lengthy and complicated. I shall expect you to take things down...
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Take things down? So you want me to bring a notepad? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fabgardia, nice xD
I am and always will be an engineer 
But I'm afraid I became an Asgardian on Thursday :p
A what, now?  "
Asgardia. Some wild scheme to set up a nation in space, with a place at the UN. Fabgardia promises to be a lot more fun. Any more engineers out there? |
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"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.
And I start the job on Monday.
Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.
I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc. "
I'll do arty stuff and by then I'll be good in a skin tight shiny suit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll do security, run a tight ship, and Jayne can either do catering or childcare, with a neat sideline in sex-kittening (is that a word?) "
Welcome aboard. We need more like you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Janitor/Cleaner
All I need then is a suitable EVE
It was Wall-e that cleared up the rubbish. Eve just looked for plants."
What did you think I meant when I said Janitor/Cleaner?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The post of wise and powerful ruler is already taken.
And I start the job on Monday.
Hang on a minute...this is all going horribly wrong....! You can perhaps be on the Council.
I will need experts in many different fields to maintain the eco life support systems and hull integrity. Not to mention artists, horticulturalists, people who look good in skintight shiny suits etc.
I'll do arty stuff and by then I'll be good in a skin tight shiny suit "
Artist and sex goddess in residence. Is there a grant we can apply for? |
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"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore""
I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you... |
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"I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings "
As long as there is no space docking |
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"I'll run the bar on the spaceship....you space cadets will need somewhere to unwind after a long day space erm shipping....oh & its topless on Saturday evenings "
I shall expect a bespoke range of Fab cocktails...I am sure you could oblige.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"
I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you... "
I can change a plug and I make good tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"
I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you... I can change a plug and I make good tea "
Sounds as if you'd be good in maintenance. No shiny suit I'm afraid, and your lair will be in the bowels of the station, behind lots of ductwork and pipes, and with no windows. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I be the engineer I can change a light bulb and I have always wanted to say "captain the warp core cannae take anymore"
I am not sure we can accommodate fantasists like you... I can change a plug and I make good tea
Sounds as if you'd be good in maintenance. No shiny suit I'm afraid, and your lair will be in the bowels of the station, behind lots of ductwork and pipes, and with no windows."
Aye captain lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Two engineers and a mechanic... I hope this station is pretty small, otherwise we'll be working all the time!
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You are so right. It mirrors the way society is going. Everyone wants to do the easy jobs!
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