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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I,'ve found that other "spreadable" butters don't spread all that well. It's not pure butter either as something is added to make it spread (or not spread! Lol) xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Spreadable butter is a myth, it eats your bread before you do 
You can't even spread it on warm toast FFS.
i can tell this is ruining your morning "
What gave it away? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"M&S hold ups.
Nope, they really don't. "
No no no, you shouldn't have said that.
Really, you shouldn't have.
Cos now I just have a picture in my head.
Can't get rid of it.
*beats forehead with heel of hand.... |
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"M&S hold ups.
Nope, they really don't. "
Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!
Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?
On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?
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"M&S hold ups.
Nope, they really don't.
Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!
Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?
On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?
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No daffodils were harmed in the making of this toast  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"M&S hold ups.
Nope, they really don't.
Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!
Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?
On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?
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Bread obvs. |
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"M&S hold ups.
Nope, they really don't.
Stop hijacking the thread - holdups schmoldups!
Back to the butter; in what context are we discussing spreading it?
On bread, on a hot crumpet or a la Last Tango in Paris?
Bread obvs. "
Hey you might be having a more exciting morning! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You cant pbone trading standards direct you have to go through CAB.
Took over a year to get my dryer sorted out after Indesit realised that they had built fire hazards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue."
No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.
Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).
Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue.
No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.
Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).
Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........ "
I hate holdups that don't hold up, rolling holdups are annoying and not at all sexy |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I have an insulated plastic butter dish. My butter stays out of the fridge year round as a result. No film on it, stays cool in summer and spreadable in winter. Got it in a gadget shop years ago so they must be more readily available by now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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FFS sake people.
Yes, I understand that if I don't put my lurpac in the fridge it'll spread easier.
But what the fuck am I supposed to do with an empty fridge? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't leave it in the fridge. It can stay ambient temp safely then u won't have this issue.
No no no no no, keeping it out of the fridge means it gets a weird sort of film on it and it tastes peculiar.
Got crumpets for breakkie this morning once Wench One surfaces from her pit. (Anchor light spreadable).
Anyway, back to my non holding up holdups ........
I hate holdups that don't hold up, rolling holdups are annoying and not at all sexy "
Crumpets  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mine spreads just fine.
Turn your fridge down a touch"
No no no, far too sensible.
You know the Fab rules, find something really trivial, turn it into a first world problem, bleat about it on the forums and ignore the obvious solution.
Your logic will never catch on.  |
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"I,'ve found that other "spreadable" butters don't spread all that well. It's not pure butter either as something is added to make it spread (or not spread! Lol) xxx"
We've found tesco own spreadable butter slightly salted is the easiest to spread but it has to be kept in the fridge as it liquifies if left on the counter |
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