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Sorry lady's but non of you Angelina jolie

By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

For long time l am this side l did look lots of profiles and most girls on here they look a men like brad Pitt I do understand you girls you looking for a class but non of you a angelina jolie or kim kardasian so before you asking something make sure you can deserve it lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I think none of us is Angelina Jolie because there's already someone filling that position.

Look for the women you like and if they like you back that's good. If they don't then what have you lost? You didn't have it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo can't wait to see the replies to this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea, those bloody women eh

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"non of you a angelina jolie or kim kardasian so before you asking something make sure you can deserve it lol "

Awww... Someone turned you down?

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"non of you a angelina jolie or kim kardasian so before you asking something make sure you can deserve it lol

Awww... Someone turned you down? "

Angelina and Kimmie

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oh golly Martin you shouldn't have said that you know!!!

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By *eet_the_spartanMan over a year ago

Manchester

Not getting the ego stroking you were expecting then eh?

Don't worry about it, you're completely right. Personally I don't think anyone on this site is worthy of you either. Move on perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For long time l am this side l did look lots of profiles and most girls on here they look a men like brad Pitt I do understand you girls you looking for a class but non of you a angelina jolie or kim kardasian so before you asking something make sure you can deserve it lol "

who wants brad pitt? he's an ugly fecker with a duck pout...and he's blonde ....

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

Lol that's what l am doing l know what l am looking or what l can get so sorry to saying this but some girls one here never had a men for shag in them life only using toys or them fingers they looking for a class that looks Funny lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Damn it don't you just hate it when they go offline and don't stay and fight

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

Not me, I tell people in my profile I'm no Angelina

But I do fib a little about the Brad bit!!!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

And you don't look like brad Pitt?....sorry mate you are not for me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

clip clop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Damn it don't you just hate it when they go offline and don't stay and fight

He's back. He can entertain us.

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By *eet_the_spartanMan over a year ago

Manchester

"Lol that's what l am doing l know what l am looking or what l can get so sorry to saying this but some girls one here never had a men for shag in them life only using toys or them fingers they looking for a class that looks Funny lol "

Google translate isn't detecting this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Damn it don't you just hate it when they go offline and don't stay and fight

He's back. He can entertain us.

Excellent I need entertaining,I've already tried to sleep and failed. Entertain us Martin

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

Not really mate just telling truth l know who l am or what l am looking l am not brad Pitt so l all ways go the fish l can catch but what l am saying it's true you know that l think lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Ummm....ok...give me a minute whilst I work out what you are saying...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you looking for then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

Well that's all I can see

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

l am glad l can entertaining you other wise you was going to play with your fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not really mate just telling truth l know who l am or what l am looking l am not brad Pitt so l all ways go the fish l can catch but what l am saying it's true you know that l think lol"

I fish for bottom feeders, they always bite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love these threads

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'm still not sure if he's insulting women or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"l am glad l can entertaining you other wise you was going to play with your fingers lol "

Say that to your veri then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not really mate just telling truth l know who l am or what l am looking l am not brad Pitt so l all ways go the fish l can catch but what l am saying it's true you know that l think lol"

well if that's the rod you are using...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

Well that's all I can see

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing wrong with toys

Thankfully there are a few decent men on here also.

What's the problem OP feeling frustrated

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

I know truth all ways hurt lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

Well that's all I can see

Fair enough

Think you need to twist it round just a little bit more though so we see what your truly like

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By *ertsguy2000Man over a year ago

hertford

I'm convinced there is a whole comedy series just waiting to be written about this place, some of the characters are already here and would need no embellishing from comedy writers

Some posts just have me rolling around

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know truth all ways hurt lol"

Lol I don't think these women are actually hurt mate just saying lol

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman over a year ago

nottinghamshire

I might not be Angelina or Kimmie, but at least I can write in English that is understandable, so that will do for me lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"l am glad l can entertaining you other wise you was going to play with your fingers lol "

I love doing that,I have some little finger puppets they give me hour's of entertainment

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Not really mate just telling truth l know who l am or what l am looking l am not brad Pitt so l all ways go the fish l can catch but what l am saying it's true you know that l think lol"

And what sort of fish do you prefer to go the fish you can catch (can't believe I'm talking like him now....

)

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ummm....ok...give me a minute whilst I work out what you are saying..."

He's saying that most of us aren't classy enough to actually tempt a man with a real cock so we have to use toys or our hands.

It's true. My cunt is currently cockless and that must be because I'm not a Jolie or Kardashian. I have got a big butt though.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

Well that's all I can see

Fair enough

Think you need to twist it round just a little bit more though so we see what your truly like

You're too young for me to scare I'll put you off women for life

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

I never said l am brad Pitt so you are not even near angelina jolie the only one think on you looks like her you both have buceked so you not my typ is well any way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are many very sexy ladies on here. If they don't look like rich famous women is a good thing, they are real women.

Angelina Whatsit can go **** herself, I want real pussy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know truth all ways hurt lol"

You could be right there. I've seen quite a few men crying because they think women don't deserve the men they meet on here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol

And they say chivalry is dead!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok

I think I understood what you said,just to confirm you are insulting us aren't you?!

I think you got Angelina's ass though

You calling me an ass

Well that's all I can see

Fair enough

Think you need to twist it round just a little bit more though so we see what your truly like

You're too young for me to scare I'll put you off women for life

I'm a big boy now I swim in the deep end show me the worst

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

Angelina and Brad split up didn't they? Or have they got back together again?

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By *illnatMan over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Grabs the popcorn... reclines.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People can't help there preference if I made a forum post every time I got ignored or turned down I'd be barred from this site lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I never said l am brad Pitt so you are not even near angelina jolie the only one think on you looks like her you both have buceked so you not my typ is well any way "

Please be so kind as to use the reply+quote button there's a good man,then people can see who you're insulting.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I never said l am brad Pitt so you are not even near angelina jolie the only one think on you looks like her you both have buceked so you not my typ is well any way "

Who are you talking to and what is a buceked...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummm....ok...give me a minute whilst I work out what you are saying...

He's saying that most of us aren't classy enough to actually tempt a man with a real cock so we have to use toys or our hands.

It's true. My cunt is currently cockless and that must be because I'm not a Jolie or Kardashian. I have got a big butt though.

Ahh I see.

Goddamit. Oh well good job I have lots of toys to substitute for cock seeing as I'm not worthy of the real thing

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

And you don't look like brad Pitt?....sorry mate you are not for me!"
and you not my typ to do old for me sorry bucked lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Grabs the popcorn... reclines. "

Throw a few pieces to the troll to keep him going

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By *entaur_UKMan over a year ago

Cannock

"Not really mate just telling truth l know who l am or what l am looking l am not brad Pitt so l all ways go the fish l can catch but what l am saying it's true you know that l think lol

And what sort of fish do you prefer to go the fish you can catch (can't believe I'm talking like him now....

It's the Yoda effect, end up talking like him you will.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Back to the original post clearly a woman has turned you down real bad hurt a few feelings and now your trying to vent out your anger by posting this pathetic thread which isn't really going to help your current situation well good luck getting some serenity from that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dudes gettin his arse kicked here hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that's all very well but why would we go for someone who is obviously substandard in height?

you aren't really selling yourself

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I never said l am brad Pitt so you are not even near angelina jolie the only one think on you looks like her you both have buceked so you not my typ is well any way

Please be so kind as to use the reply+quote button there's a good man,then people can see who you're insulting."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you don't look like brad Pitt?....sorry mate you are not for me! and you not my typ to do old for me sorry bucked lol"

What does bucked mean?

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By *aren1956TV/TS over a year ago

Fakenham

In proper English please, not gibberish

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. "
pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

And you don't look like brad Pitt?....sorry mate you are not for me! and you not my typ to do old for me sorry bucked lol"

Please explain bucked...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont care for anjelina or that idiot kim,give me carol kirkwood all day long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What could have happened is, the women he thought were worthy of him turned him down, so he looked at women he thought he was lowering his standards for, and realised he didn't fit the bill?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just in case any of you really are though, I'd like to hear from you.

Just putting that out there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"Dudes gettin his arse kicked here hahaha"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol "

Google translate works wonders mate!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks for informing me of that. I thought I was famous for no reason at all... Damnit

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

And you don't look like brad Pitt?....sorry mate you are not for me! and you not my typ to do old for me sorry bucked lol"

You are asking for meets 18-99....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I never said l am brad Pitt so you are not even near angelina jolie the only one think on you looks like her you both have buceked so you not my typ is well any way

Please be so kind as to use the reply+quote button there's a good man,then people can see who you're insulting.

Helps doesn't it,I mean I don't want to be insulted if he's not even insulting me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol "

I honestly wouldn't know as I've not looked, so all I can see is a cock pic and a load of twatwaffle posting

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol "

What profile.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What could have happened is, the women he thought were worthy of him turned him down, so he looked at women he thought he was lowering his standards for, and realised he didn't fit the bill?"

Must of dented his pride quite a lot then clearly

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Me!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Oh yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Me!"

Shush! You know I don't look like Jolie or Kardashian.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sorry, what????!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like someone's had too much shandy!

Don't forget to have a glass of water before bed.

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By *illnatMan over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Ummm....ok...give me a minute whilst I work out what you are saying...

He's saying that most of us aren't classy enough to actually tempt a man with a real cock so we have to use toys or our hands.

It's true. My cunt is currently cockless and that must be because I'm not a Jolie or Kardashian. I have got a big butt though.

Ahh I see.

Goddamit. Oh well good job I have lots of toys to substitute for cock seeing as I'm not worthy of the real thing

Well he is totally wrong.... classy as hell in my honest opinion.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Me!

Shush! You know I don't look like Jolie or Kardashian.

I know, I know. I can bring cake or crumble and extra batteries too.

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Says the talking penis...

Call Babestation hun

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at "
why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Oh yes!

Most definately

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me, does this dummy belong to you? I think you might have dropped it?

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By *xtwinklesxxWoman over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Well I personally would like to thank the op,,,, haven't laughed so much in ages at what clearly was fab suicide, I can see the poor love regretting his post when he sobers up, as thats all I can come up with for the load of twaffle he's attempting to write.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whatever. I'm fucking awesome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol "

your profile says 'ordinary man with cock pics'

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By *ustfortonightMan over a year ago

Kent

I for one am quite pleased that women on here are not Angelina Jolie and Kim Kardashian. There are many, many women on here I would choose over both.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Oh yes!

Are you Harry Potter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well I personally would like to thank the op,,,, haven't laughed so much in ages at what clearly was fab suicide, I can see the poor love regretting his post when he sobers up, as thats all I can come up with for the load of twaffle he's attempting to write."

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Me!

Shush! You know I don't look like Jolie or Kardashian.

I know, I know. I can bring cake or crumble and extra batteries too."

Feeder.

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

that's all very well but why would we go for someone who is obviously substandard in height?

you aren't really selling yourself

Bloody hell Leggy, you're not supposed to mention *that*

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Oh yes!

Are you Harry Potter?

"
no l am not that ugly lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

your profile says 'ordinary man with cock pics'

*chuckles*

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol"

Well that's true fighting talk now! Handbags at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People can ask for whatever they want, as long as they are willing to be disappointed. Doubt there are many Brad Pitt's here tbh!

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol"

I've just twigged who you sound like...are you Harry enfield's brother...innit..awight mate?..

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

your profile says 'ordinary man with cock pics'

l just look your profile trust me even if you pay me to shag you l will not so you are not my type babe stop pushing l will not shag you happy happy time for you with your fingers lol

*chuckles*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol"

Lol you do make me laugh clearly don't know how to sell yourself I take it just a usual non forumite with a profile that looks like you was on the session at the time you made it

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

Well that's true fighting talk now! Handbags at the ready

I think he wants people to look at his profile. I would advice against that tbh

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By *exycouplesswingCouple over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Not entirely sure we understand ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

I've just twigged who you sound like...are you Harry enfield's brother...innit..awight mate?..

Thought more along the lines of time nice but dim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Step away from the keyboard warrior, you're mixing up your quotes....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

Well that's true fighting talk now! Handbags at the ready

Lmaoo or asses at the ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

Well that's true fighting talk now! Handbags at the ready

I think he wants people to look at his profile. I would advice against that tbh

Couldn't resist, even before i asked for advice on improving mine. It still wasnt that bad

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I have never claimed to be Angelina Jolie. Or a vacuous arse like Kin Kardashian. Or looked for someone like Brad Pitt or Kanye West since neither of them really does anything for me. Other than that OP your point is taken and I shall refrain from bothering you. I am not a fan of sour grapes either so even if you were my ideal man visually we wouldn't be suited personality wise.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I've got a wand and I'm not afraid to use it. Anyone want to watch?

Me!

Shush! You know I don't look like Jolie or Kardashian.

I know, I know. I can bring cake or crumble and extra batteries too.

Feeder.

Mostly to me while I watch your wanderful display. I'll save you some though.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I like to class myself as more of that famous women called - "your personality sucks dead dogs dicks regardless of my shape"

And no - I'm not gonna look at your profile. pls pls pls look my profile do l look like l am crying for you llllll no so not that important bye lol

What profile.....

Lool trust me there's nothing to look at why beacuse my bigger then you that's why you say that mate lol

Well that's true fighting talk now! Handbags at the ready

I think he wants people to look at his profile. I would advice against that tbh

Already looked I'm afraid the warning came to late. Just one word 'wow' sprang to mind

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

I never ask anyone one to look my profile l just tell truth about most girl on here but truth it's all ways hurt that's why most of you girls attack me with messages and some phatic ass lickers sporting you girls so that's show l am right sorry girls to hurt your feelings lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has taken it a lot better than most of the woman on this thread lol x

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By *r SelectiveMan over a year ago

newcastle

Entertaining thread

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Comeback OP...all is forgiven and we need a laugh.....at your expense...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He has taken it a lot better than most of the woman on this thread lol x"

You gotta laugh

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Comeback OP...all is forgiven and we need a laugh.....at your expense...

Oh...he is back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I never ask anyone one to look my profile l just tell truth about most girl on here but truth it's all ways hurt that's why most of you girls attack me with messages and some phatic ass lickers sporting you girls so that's show l am right sorry girls to hurt your feelings lol xxxxx"

My feelings not hurt

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Funnily enough you haven't

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

You haven't hurt my feelings, you've given me a good laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heard you the first time

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"Not entirely sure we understand ? "

Not entirely sure either but its entertaining lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funnily enough you haven't

Tough women ain't you (muscles)

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Heard you the first time

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

Yep, I'm hurt , and I am a phatic ass licker, but I accept your apology, thank

you!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Entertaining thread

Ooh nice photo

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

No need to apologise OP, you didn't hurt my feelings since I already know full well that I'm not everyone's cup of tea. It makes life on here far easier to accept that with grace.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's a thought. What if those ugly women are actually getting the Brad Pitts on here??

No wonder us beautiful women can't get a look in

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No need to apologise OP, you didn't hurt my feelings since I already know full well that I'm not everyone's cup of tea. It makes life on here far easier to accept that with grace."

Woman in denim though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

How do you know that "

I don't,but I just get the impression he'd be like this cold sober

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

How do you know that "

Don't think we know what's going on.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one's feelings are hurt OP no one is taking you seriously

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

How do you know that

I don't,but I just get the impression he'd be like this cold sober"

True lol bet he's worser when he is d*unk who knows what entertainment he brings then lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

I pray that he is because tommorow morning I think he will regret it lol "

I doubt it

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol "

We just thought when you said the'sorry' word, that was an apology....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ I go offline for a few hours and all hell breaks loose

OP i think you may have earned several blocks tonite and I dont mean building blocks

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

We just thought when you said the'sorry' word, that was an apology....

#sorrynotsorry

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

I pray that he is because tommorow morning I think he will regret it lol "
stop being a ass licker mate be a men non of this girl on here give you happy happy time because you support them lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

I pray that he is because tommorow morning I think he will regret it lol

I doubt it

True loads of attention maybe what he wants

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

" phatic ass lickers"

You spelt sapphic incorrectly.

But I suspect that is as a result of all the alcohol you've recently been imbibing...

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By *eanontiWoman over a year ago

Limerick

I do apologise I'm not Brad, Angelina, or Kim. That being said I haven't taken a look at your profile. For me someone with a personality is what I look for. Something you seem to be missing.

Think you should change your name to I can't get a shag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

I pray that he is because tommorow morning I think he will regret it lol stop being a ass licker mate be a men non of this girl on here give you happy happy time because you support them lol "

Maybe not but this is just funny though lol

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"Here OP there's a post right above this one for you D*unken Sados

He may not be d*unk though

I pray that he is because tommorow morning I think he will regret it lol stop being a ass licker mate be a men non of this girl on here give you happy happy time because you support them lol "

How do you know we won't give him happy happy time?....

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

We just thought when you said the'sorry' word, that was an apology....

"
if l make mistake l will apologise but you know l am right lol

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

" happy happy time "

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" happy happy time

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up. "

It did make me laugh though Happy Happy time

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

" happy happy time

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up. "

Admit it, you've thought about Captain Sensible...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol "

I don't think you should appologise for anything and don't think your d*unk.....you get the impression that some females on here are a bit up their own arse and believe their self importance....they caused their own hysteria lol x

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

We just thought when you said the'sorry' word, that was an apology....

if l make mistake l will apologise but you know l am right lol"

That's your second apology....I think you love us all really....

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

" happy happy time

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up.

It did make me laugh though Happy Happy time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" happy happy time

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up.

It did make me laugh though Happy Happy time

Gotta love him ain't you haha

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

We just thought when you said the'sorry' word, that was an apology....

if l make mistake l will apologise but you know l am right lol

That's your second apology....I think you love us all really....

"
of course I do love woman l a men so that's normal l only say girls look the mirror before what you looking for that's all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

"I don't apologise from any body you girls take wrong again l tell what l am thinking lol

Some of us are and do!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse"

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

" happy happy time

Really?? Now I'm thinking this is a wind up.

It did make me laugh though Happy Happy time

"
that's cool so l made you laugh see l am not that bad person then lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just in case any of you really are though, I'd like to hear from you.

Just putting that out there.

I beg your pardon?

Are you suggesting what I think you are??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

I'm going to report you for inspection

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

"
l never bluing any body or abuse any body callm down guys l just put on here what l am thinking about girls profile so that's to much abuse never ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

The guy has said fuck all wrong so can't be him lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just in case any of you really are though, I'd like to hear from you.

Just putting that out there.

I beg your pardon?

Are you suggesting what I think you are??"

Depends what you're thinking?

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Booo! I was hoping this was going to run until Sorry lady's but non of you Angelina jolie XVIII

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

I'm going to report you for inspection

I hope he hasn't reported the op this has been slightly entertaining

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By *artin1453 OP Man over a year ago

ilkeston

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

I'm going to report you for inspection

"
go do it mate no one stopping you but l never abused any body on here so you feel free to do what you want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Oh hang on who are you reporting,him or us?!

I'm going to report you for inspection

I hope he hasn't reported the op this has been slightly entertaining "

Kind of hoping also lmaooo

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Reported.

There is no need for this kind of abuse

What?!! No way I hope you haven't

Booo! I was hoping this was going to run until Sorry lady's but non of you Angelina jolie XVIII"

Good god no I need to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thanks for informing me of that. I thought I was famous for no reason at all... Damnit "
thought you were infamous...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*sniggers quiety and tip toes away*

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