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3 greatest things about being single.... List them
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's? "
Wait....girls fart?  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?
Wait....girls fart? "
Tut....No we don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?
Wait....girls fart?
Tut....No we don't "
Fibs |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?
Wait....girls fart?
Tut....No we don't
Fibs "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?
Wait....girls fart? "
Just burst your bubble  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Take up all of the bed when ever and however I choose to. Be that alone or if I bring anyone home to it.
2. Get up when ever and however u choose to, no matter who I may have brought home last night. If I feel like getting up at 6am and hitting the gym or waking up at mid day, wanking then havinga brandy for breakfast.
3. Only report to myself.
" Where are you?"
" Mind your own business. And why are you talking to yourself? You can clearly see yourself in the mirror!!!"
"What time will you be home?"
" I have no idea, but seriously, why are you asking and why are you still taking to yourself?!"
Just, because!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1. I'm a girl - but I can fart in bed as much as I like.
2. I have the whole bed to myself (spends most nights seeking out "the cold spot")
3. I can ride my current hiccups like a lunatic without giving zero fucks (they'll make me a tired squeaking mess and I'll sleep)
So what's your's?
Wait....girls fart?
Tut....No we don't
Fibs
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As if butter wouldn't melt lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Take up all of the bed when ever and however I choose to. Be that alone or if I bring anyone home to it.
2. Get up when ever and however u choose to, no matter who I may have brought home last night. If I feel like getting up at 6am and hitting the gym or waking up at mid day, wanking then havinga brandy for breakfast.
3. Only report to myself.
" Where are you?"
" Mind your own business. And why are you talking to yourself? You can clearly see yourself in the mirror!!!"
"What time will you be home?"
" I have no idea, but seriously, why are you asking and why are you still taking to yourself?!"
Just, because!
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This made me laugh lots |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being asked what is for dinner
Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess
Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to"
I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Getting to keep all your cash n waste it however you please.
No one to nag you about all your bad habits that you've worked hard to acquire over the years.
walking about town freely oggling sexy lasses instead of having to be sly about it.
Though I'd imagine No3 isn't an issue for lots of couples on here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being asked what is for dinner
Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess
Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to
I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television. "
My kids have all left home. |
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By *ostafunMan
over a year ago
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dont have to be a mind reader.
dont have to remember birthdays, anniversarys eg when 1st met 1st holiday 1st moved in together or any other day a bloke is supposed to rember.
can watch rugby whenever i want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can join a swingers site have have loads of casual sex.......
I can fly my pegasus when and where I want......
The fairies from the bottom of the garden can come to tea whenever they want... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting to keep all your cash n waste it however you please.
No one to nag you about all your bad habits that you've worked hard to acquire over the years.
walking about town freely oggling sexy lasses instead of having to be sly about it.
Though I'd imagine No3 isn't an issue for lots of couples on here!"
Indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. I dont need to care about someone else.
2. I can be at the gym when I want and then follow my diet without any interruptions.
3. I can watch big brother and any programs I want and there will be more haribos for me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being asked what is for dinner
Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess
Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to
I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television. "
It's a trap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not being asked what is for dinner
Not having to do housework when other people have made the mess
Watching crap (and good) TV only when I choose to
I have a son who asks what's for dinner, makes mess I clean up and watches crap television.
It's a trap!"
He needs a wife, or at least a girlfriend. |
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Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that? "
Oi!
Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!
Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!
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"Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that?
Oi!
Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!
Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!
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Strangely even though I am in a couple, I still have my own opinion and it is based on when I was single. I was single for seven years and didn't want a partner. Every partner I had had had said I was too stubborn to change and would never find what I wanted. I was happy to be single too. I am not being smug about it, just giving mu opinion |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Before I met the right person, I could have said a number of these things. Now I can have all of the things I had as a single plus loads more ...,some of the things posters are saying go with a relationship are just not on' who would ne in a relationship like that?
Oi!
Happy couples aren't allowed in this thread!
Make your own smug couple thread and leave this one alone!
Strangely even though I am in a couple, I still have my own opinion and it is based on when I was single. I was single for seven years and didn't want a partner. Every partner I had had had said I was too stubborn to change and would never find what I wanted. I was happy to be single too. I am not being smug about it, just giving mu opinion"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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no point saying having the whole bed to myself as I still sleep on the same side I always did when I was married... 
doing my own thing
having control of the remote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1, i can wear my slobbies all day
2, i can watch whatever i want whenever i want
3, i don't have to share my sweets lol
I do that and I'm married! "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1, i can sleep at whatever angle i so wish and not get bum shoved outta bed.
2, The bath is alll mine, no nagging about perfumed bubbles.
3, I can leave my loo door open and not give a crap...
Unless thats what i am doing ofcourse  |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
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Wots so grate about being singall.
Ya....
You can do wot you want
Go wear you wont
Wotch wot you want wen you want
Sleep wear you want wen you want
Eat wot you want wen you want
Stay up wen you want
Meet hoo you want if your lukey
But......
no one to be with
No one to wake up with
No one to have company with
No one to talk to
No one hoo cers
No one to love......
Wots so grste.....  |
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