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The daily 'Marrieds Bashing' thread - Friday night into Saturday morning edition ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oops meant to put this in the Swingers chat section, sorry!!
Mods can you move please? Ta!  "
you re a bit late anyway...
didn't someone already start a married bashing thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, for the third time today?
Boring
How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?
Even the married people?
Which ones? "
The ones who are married of course  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What, for the third time today?
Boring
How about we just coalesce into a huge group fuck?
Even the married people?
Which ones?
The ones who are married of course "
Married as couples
Married as single, but with partner in toe
Married as single, but lying
Married as single, with apparent consent
Married as single without consent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know what I really fancy right now?
Pickled onion Monster Munch!
I might be pregnant? "
Hope you are married!
Illegitimate monster munch babies are the cause of all societal ills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.
Kinky
Done worse 
One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.
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The thought of the crumbs just makes me  |
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"Oops meant to put this in the Swingers chat section, sorry!!
Mods can you move please? Ta! "
Is it still way too serious in there? I only brave it on very few occasions.
(I also have to watch the advice I give in 'Site Help' too, apparently "Fuck off you sad fake" isn't the approved way of welcoming newbies over there...)
Mr ddc
PS I'll be bashing Mrs ddc later if it helps? She's married, and so is her husband
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.
Kinky
Done worse
One of my long distant exes fucked a French stick once.
The thought of the crumbs just makes me "
He didn't report on the crumb situation.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a crusty French stick I can clobber you with.
Kinky"
Ooooh, kinky food play ... crusty bread crumbs in the bed do make people squirm around a bit though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you know?
On average there are 50,000 spiders per acre in green areas! zoinks!!!
Why just why Dan?
Enjoy your next countryside stroll!  "
Pffffft!
At least I'm not married and in danger of being clobbered to death by a french stick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views? "
More importantly, sparklers are 3 packets for £1 at Morrisons this year!
I love sparklers - I might bulk buy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views? "
who complains though I read all negative views and just ignore them anyway I'm married and I am here to cheat I have my reasons like everyone else has on here.
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"Why do people discuss their marital status then complain when people have negative views?
More importantly, sparklers are 3 packets for £1 at Morrisons this year!
I love sparklers - I might bulk buy! "
You didn't answer the question though |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!"
What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce. |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce. "
I'll go for the face. You bite their ankles |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!"
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well  . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please! |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What she said...although they are likely to be bigger than me, I am small and fierce.
I'll go for the face. You bite their ankles "
Ankles? I'll kick the vajayjay |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!"
I'd have no reason to slap her......if she did me then yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!"
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing "
I wasn't asking you lady! |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
I'd have no reason to slap her......if she did me then yes! "
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing "
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son? |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son? "
Then I'd say it's even weirder she's brought him |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son? "
I'd slip him my number  |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?
I'd slip him my number "
I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ... |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?
I'd slip him my number
I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ..."
Is he on here? |
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This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me... |
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"I don't bash em I fuck em!
Chances are if the wife does find out, I'm gonna be bigger anyway so meh! I can handle.a.bitch slap if she can!
What if she has their three little children in tow,would you still give her a bitch slap infront of them as well . I'm only messing with ya...no bitch slap please!
If she's brought her three little children along to confront the woman her husband has chosen to have sex with she has issues and I'm not surprised it's resulted in infidelity.
Just messing
What if the husband also has a hot 21 year old son?
I'd slip him my number
I can imagine the reaction you'd get from my 21 year old ...
Is he on here? "
Nope. |
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"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me..."
 my hero |
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"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me...
my hero "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?
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no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along. |
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"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?
no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along."
I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?
no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along.
I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself."
going on a similar thread last night yes they were |
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"Are all the married folk off with their spouses so unable to defend their corner?
no and I don't have to justify myself to anyone I have my legitimate reasons if anyone doesn't like it then move along.
I'm not sure anyone was asking you to justify yourself.going on a similar thread last night yes they were "
Oh right dunno... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This world is one huge fuck up,you know what any fit married men hit me up,I mean fit no jelly bellies send me a message. If you can't beat them join em! I don't care what your reason is message me..."
Everyone sucombs to the dark side eventually... |
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