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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Inspired by a couple of other threads, I'm opening up a Fab brothel.
To make the business a success I need some employees and some customers.
Who's up to come join me in the red room and sell their wares, and who's buying?
So JUST FOR FUN (no *real* commercial transactions here, mods!  ) what's your price or how much are you prepared to pay?
Keep it light-hearted and play nicely with each other!
I'll be the 'Madam' of the house taking a cut from everyone else as nobody would want to pay for me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just work at the bar, Dan? I'd like to watch it all from a safe place
I'll wear my bestest lingerie  "
As long as you're flirting with the customers and they're racking up a bar bill in the hundreds it's all good with me!
The bouncers are on hand to march the unsuspecting punters under threat of violence to the nearest cashpoint after they realise drinks are £30 a pop x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please can I be the Lap Dancer...I'm learning how to do it properly so it will give me chance to practice. Private Room Sessions only and I'll wear whatever the customer desires  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The good news is we're well stocked now for bar and general housekeeping staff.
And a lapdancer (no touching - even in private rooms and if mangement hear that private 'extras' are on offer there will be hell to play! )
But we definitely need more ladies, and gentlemen, 'hostesses' or 'hosts' to bring a smile to the clientele's faces 
And punters, what are you offering even if it's non-financial in exchange for an hour of a hostesses company? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you an awesome spreadsheet and source funding for your expansion plans. And refuse expenses claims like a motherfucker."
Whatever, I'm claiming my vibrating butt plug. And you can't stop me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll do you an awesome spreadsheet and source funding for your expansion plans. And refuse expenses claims like a motherfucker.
Whatever, I'm claiming my vibrating butt plug. And you can't stop me. "
Not if it wasn't procured through the proper channels  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well it looks like being the shittest brothel ever with no actual sex. Typical of the forum   "
Okay I'll do it but I can't see Dan making much unless he can sell me by the pound |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll administer the kinky stuff.
But I'm very expensive.
Totally worth it. 
Plus you can come and sit on my piano and sing."
That's what you're calling it these days.... |
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