Erotic is when you use the feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken!! 
Roseanne Barr:
I like kinky sex with chocolate. I call it S&M&M.
Woody Allen:
Sex is the most fun i`ve had without laughing!
Don`t knock masturbation. It`s sex with someone I love
Who is this Greek bloke called Clitoris they keep talking about?
The only thing I miss about sex? The cigarette afterwards!
A Greek proverb:
A woman for duty. A man for pleasure. A goat for ecstasy!
I had a wank in the car the other day. I won`t be doing that again. The taxi driver was furious!!
Wanna fuck??
Looks like you talked me into it you sweet talking bastard!
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