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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

that people on here might not know

I got an ex's name blacked out on my right wrist, it's why I wear a sweatband a lot

oh and my ass is still a virgin

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I am a Jedi, unlike my father before me.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm.an awesome baker.....a mini Mary berry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can solve a Rubik's cube in under 3 minutes?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I could have been a boxer, like my father. He could have been a boxer too.

We come from a long line of men who could have been boxers.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a sited guide.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not looking for nemo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a birth mark on my tummy and it goes all the way round to my back lol

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I may not be completely sane

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By *entle giraffeMan over a year ago

Minehead

I swing..... Occasionally.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Hubby is real

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined MENSA when I was 12

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By *100Man over a year ago

Essex

I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk in my mouth using my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a secret chocolate stash that Ali doesn't know about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like some Shockingly mushy music

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By *entle giraffeMan over a year ago

Minehead

"I have a secret chocolate stash that Ali doesn't know about

Ooh, where is it? (He whispers)

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

I have done a take that dance routine with four others on a a stage in front of about 3000 people....I can't dance and wasn't d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can hit the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have no sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can also touch my nose with my tongue and love baking cakes/meringues and making vodka jelly shots mmm

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I like some Shockingly mushy music "

What's going on with you,you not well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like some Shockingly mushy music

What's going on with you,you not well?"

hey I can still be a cunt and like mushy music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a secret chocolate stash that Ali doesn't know about

Ooh, where is it? (He whispers)"
I could tell you but then I would have to kill you

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I like some Shockingly mushy music

What's going on with you,you not well?"

And films

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I get pissed off easily

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mothers brother is my uncle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I AM BATMAN!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had works of poetry published.

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By *callycatMan over a year ago

Mid Wales

I am a botanist

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

Canterbury

I have been inside both the Arctic and Antarctic circles

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I'm trained in mouth to mouth resuscitation!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm pretty dull

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I like some Shockingly mushy music

What's going on with you,you not well?

hey I can still be a cunt and like mushy music

You just seem a 'big softy' all of a sudden

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By *kissors1971Man over a year ago

GREAT YARMOUTH

I can also touch my nose with my tongue...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a shit day at work today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can also touch my nose with my tongue..."
I can also do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I smashed my t.v screen the other week...chucked my control pad at it, and right after I was like wtf have I just done

god damn campers!

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I 'sing' the alphabet backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to take diving lessons n also competed,at one point when I was 10-11 years old I was ranked 8th best in Scotland

I've also had disapproving looks cast in my direction by none other than Robin Gibb....when I was 13 my mum dragged me to a Prince concert that her n her bf had tickets for the vip bar,n being the typical teenage sulky wee git I didn't want to go n only relented when my mum said she'd let me smoke...hence the disapproving looks!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I don't like jam or marmalade.

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

yul brynnerthe actor king and I ,west world the magnificent seven .

Carried me around on his shoulders for a whole afternoon in the seventies .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I 'sing' the alphabet backwards

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if you can stand on your head and sing it then that would be impressive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I like some Shockingly mushy music

What's going on with you,you not well?

hey I can still be a cunt and like mushy music

You just seem a 'big softy' all of a sudden

ha wanna rub my belly

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Heck no, all that stuff is top secret

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By *ussyhunter7Man over a year ago

hamilton

Punch the wall if I get beat at fifa

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"I like some Shockingly mushy music

What's going on with you,you not well?

hey I can still be a cunt and like mushy music

You just seem a 'big softy' all of a sudden

ha wanna rub my belly

Rubbing your belly wouldn't be my first choice

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

They're very very tiny and look more like moles but apparently I have two supernumerary nipples

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to have my back tickled

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By *andsonjohnMan over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I like to have my back tickled "

Feather anyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have to go to bed in fluffy socks as I always have cold feet and can't sleep if my feet aren't warm!

Mrs SnT

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I am still alive

xxxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled "

You scratch my back n I'll tickle yours

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled

Noted "

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time

Can you say Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry whilst you're doing that?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled

Feather anyone

I've got a feather tickler actually but I prefer fingers and sometimes nails very gently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I get erections when aroused.

I also have a strong sense of proprioception.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled

You scratch my back n I'll tickle yours

I'll get the claws out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our names aren't Bonnie n Clyde

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I was a child I wrote to the author of one of my then favourite books and a couple of weeks later I had a postcard from them thanking me for my letter.

No clue who the bloody author was now though. It was about an avalanche and a rescue dog that looked like Shnorbitz (anyone remember him?). That's all I can remember.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a secret chocolate stash that Ali doesn't know about

"
Ali here that's what he thinks

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By *eliciousladyWoman over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"I 'sing' the alphabet backwards "

if you can stand on your head and sing it then that would be impressive

Sure can, 'tis my favourite yoga pose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to have my back tickled

You scratch my back n I'll tickle yours

I'll get the claws out

RAWWWWR!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do. "

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do. "

Admit men are superior navigators?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time

Can you say Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry whilst you're doing that?

I'll try!!

Watch this space...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can speak 14 languages i'm also a compulsive liar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have never written a novel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

Yea, sure you didn't

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

Interrogation technique. I don't think you are meant to enjoy torture though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

Yea, sure you didn't

I didn't no matter how many times I dropped my soap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit nerdy but I write poetry from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a drummer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit nerdy but I write poetry from time to time "

give me your lunch money nerd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh and i hate ignorant people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bit nerdy but I write poetry from time to time

give me your lunch money nerd

Come and take it this nerd likes a bit of a rumble and at 6ft4 some ppl are out of by it and I'm a geordie we enjoy the scrap

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My Boobs have gone up a cup size

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have swam the English Channel...... twice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do. "

What's that then?

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By *lue NarwhalMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've arm wrestled lou ferigno..

And lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bit nerdy but I write poetry from time to time

give me your lunch money nerd

Come and take it this nerd likes a bit of a rumble and at 6ft4 some ppl are out of by it and I'm a geordie we enjoy the scrap

watch out everybody we got a bad ass here lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have very big fear of heights but i love the feeling when im there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've arm wrestled lou ferigno..

And lost."

Monster - saw him give a talk in Cardiff years ago and he did a short routine afterwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a giraffe called Philip; who I ride around post apocalyptic Bristol (I rescued him from the zoo); I also own an acre of Twiglet trees

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've also been to prison, but only 3 times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've also been to prison, but only 3 times.

I've never been to prison in my life

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

this might be hard to believe but....

I can be bit of a trolling asshole

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

High water tomorrow isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

High water tomorrow isn't it?

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I can pat my head and rub my tummy at the same time

Can you say Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry whilst you're doing that?

I'll try!!

Watch this space..."

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've also been to prison, but only 3 times.

For work?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"I've done something which around 20 females worldwide are currently able to do.

Waterboard a man with ur fanny?

High water tomorrow isn't it?

Do you have a raft? You are later than me, you'll be safe

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By *onhorMan over a year ago

here

I can touch my nose with my finger.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I can lick my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can lick my tongue

I can lick your tongue

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I can lick my tongue

Show me?

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I can lick my tongue

Show me?

I'd rather lick you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I always tell the truth.....unless I'm lying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had poetry published

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes touch myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes cover myself with butter roll myself up in a rug and roll round the floor like a slug

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I sometimes cover myself with butter roll myself up in a rug and roll round the floor like a slug "

Okaaay...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always laugh at my own jokes

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv never been to prison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unless visiting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am a Jedi, unlike my father before me. "

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

The mother and baby unit at Turin prison, for instance. Dozens of lost women, mostly foreign drugs mules, serving time for crimes they were coerced into either pregnant or with babies that they would only be allowed to keep for 3 months before they were taken away for adoption.

Didn't love that.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that."

Hugs xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I may get hate mail for this one but here goes .... i dont like fifa! I did years ago own a playstation and it was shit! And now i dont have time for a games conole!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx"

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

Prison is an expensive shit-hole. We lock up more people in this country than any other in Europe, save Russia and Turkey. It doesn't make us safer, it doesn't solve problems and it costs a fortune in taxpayer's money.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

Spare a hug for the man who's released with no roof over his head, or is given a £46 discharge grant and has to get home across the country to his family. Spare a hug for the man who is released from prison right into the arms of pimps and drug dealers.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

I have taken part in, and completed three London marathons. And raised loads of money for charities in the process .Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am not really Ross Kemps brother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Iv done work for charity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down. "

sounds like could do with a hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Iv done work for charity "

read that in a Cliff Richards voice

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down.

sounds like could do with a hug

Pucker up, bitch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have taken part in, and completed three London marathons. And raised loads of money for charities in the process .Xx"

nice work

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down.

sounds like could do with a hug

Pucker up, bitch

I'd hug you so hard you shit your pants

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By *nne CallanWoman over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I have been to Las Vegas at least ten times, visited a number of casino's but never gambled.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down.

sounds like could do with a hug

Pucker up, bitch

I'd hug you so hard you shit your pants

And I'd fuck you so hard that when you woke up your clothes would be outta fashion

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By *exylovingcoupleCouple over a year ago

Uxbridge

I lost my virginity in the same room I was born in, 15 years and 9 months after. (Him).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Iv done work for charity

read that in a Cliff Richards voice

Haha

Done some work for a teenage girls family that died of cancer all proceeds go to charity

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down.

sounds like could do with a hug

Pucker up, bitch

I'd hug you so hard you shit your pants

And I'd fuck you so hard that when you woke up your clothes would be outta fashion

note to self, never ever get d*unk round Joe

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

I won £50 at karaoke years ago singing Like a Virgin by Maddona!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

I gove amazing hugs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I won £50 at karaoke years ago singing Like a Virgin by Maddona! "

I like singing that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My left foot fits a right foots sock...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I gove amazing hugs"

Any chance

i like hugs

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"I won £50 at karaoke years ago singing Like a Virgin by Maddona!

I like singing that

Any good then???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have stroked a grey whale and her calf. Have also sang solos in two plays.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I won £50 at karaoke years ago singing Like a Virgin by Maddona!

I like singing that

Any good then??? "

I think iv got an ok voice with the right songs yes and can reach high notes

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"I have taken part in, and completed three London marathons. And raised loads of money for charities in the process .Xx

nice work "

Thanks. X

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

I watched the sun rise with Richard Gere once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

Ready to die

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been to prison about 4 times...and never once got bummed in the shower

I've been in prison a lot more times than that. And in four countries.

And loved every minute of it!

No, actually. It's only been for work.

Didn't love that.

Hugs xxx

Thanks but I'm not the one who needs hugs.

You know it costs less to stay in the Savoy for a year or to send a boy to Eaton than it does to keep a man in prison?

And for the amount of money we spend on it you'd think we'd get better outcomes.

No.

And spare a hug for their families.

I'm sorry.

This shit gets me down. "

Now this I'd like to talk to you about Joe. We may have crossover in work fields and I could do with your input.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am so unremarkable it's remarkable.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can dislocate my shoulders. It's really gross and kinda creepy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can dislocate my shoulders. It's really gross and kinda creepy

I suffered from a dislocated shoulder and was operated on by the same surgeon as Bryan Robson and David Gower.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errrrm, I've been on TV twice.

Mrs used to be a paid up member of MENSA.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to touch my dinkle.

I like it when others touch my dinkle too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My specs are only in fact for reading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to touch my dinkle.

I like it when others touch my dinkle too."

I've never touched his dinkle

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

I can play anything (almost) on the recorder (and probably the cello/ double bass) but mostly the recorder

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By *aster C the kinksterMan over a year ago

Darlington

I can..

Say the alphabet backwards

Count to 10 in 6 languages

Sign BSL

Give amazing bjs (so I'm told)

S..x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can dislocate my shoulders. It's really gross and kinda creepy

I suffered from a dislocated shoulder and was operated on by the same surgeon as Bryan Robson and David Gower. "

Operated? Eek! I just do it to gross out Marc.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ive got a croaky throat from singing songs with my oldies today - they all enjoyed it though

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I wear every man's fantasy uniform on a daily basis

xxxxxx Suzi

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By *obwithkiltMan over a year ago

Belton

Was a model on mtv's headbangers ball and gave hair tips to hells angels after it was televised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boobs are natural

I'm afraid of heights

I love the smell of coconut

I had a dream last night that I got a speeding ticket for driving backwards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm am a aircraft pilot

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I had a football sized tumour removed 4 years ago xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can dislocate my shoulders. It's really gross and kinda creepy

I suffered from a dislocated shoulder and was operated on by the same surgeon as Bryan Robson and David Gower.

Operated? Eek! I just do it to gross out Marc."

My shoulder used to pop out at very inopportune moments with no control, much to the amusement of friends, could only pop it back by imitating Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The day before I gave birth to my first sproglet I weighed 13 stone. I'm only 5'2".

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By *workoutMan over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I've just been cockblocked by my cousin.

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By *amissCouple over a year ago

chelmsford

I'm an ex film star.. guess who..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had a wank in school haha

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By *inchyorksMan over a year ago

huddersfield

I was a reversible ploughing champion a few years back lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My jaw clicks really really loud when I chew food on the right side........ It even pisses me off

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By *xodussxMan over a year ago

sheffield

No clue about pokemon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So many things about me so what to tell you?

Hmmm ok. Sometimes when I post on here it doesnt always come across the way I intended. Same in real life too

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By *heManMan over a year ago

Windsor

"I had a football sized tumour removed 4 years ago xxxxx Suzi "

Rave on Suzi - you inspire me. x

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'm actually not that keen on fish

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My jaw clicks really really loud when I chew food on the right side........ It even pisses me off "

Yup. I have that. Temporomandibular disorder. Sexy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I gave two people cpr in seperate incidents on way home from work in same week one died one survived.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"I gave two people cpr in seperate incidents on way home from work in same week one died one survived."

I need to buy a toastie maker...

Mmm cheese and marmite!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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