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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer 
 how dare they!? "
I got burgled once and they stole a nice pair of walking socks, what is wrong with some people? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer "
I wonder if they knew what it was? Perhaps they thought it was some kind of abstract sculpture? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"and I'll see what I can do. It's early I know but these things take a lot of logistical planning the new battlefield Xbox one   "
I've got the early enlister downlaod so I'll be playing this Monday night on PS4. Can't wait
I know I've just lost a lot of sexy points with this post, but they don't know how good this is going to be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer
how dare they!?
I got burgled once and they stole a nice pair of walking socks, what is wrong with some people? "
Your walking sock has now been turned into a wanking sock |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and I'll see what I can do. It's early I know but these things take a lot of logistical planning the new battlefield Xbox one
I've got the early enlister downlaod so I'll be playing this Monday night on PS4. Can't wait
I know I've just lost a lot of sexy points with this post, but they don't know how good this is going to be "
fair play I've put down a deposit and I think it's £49.99 in total but so going to be worth it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well, if you're offering - I need a new horse please - ISH, 16hh, short-backed, well muscled bright bay with lots of white please!  "
I have one in beige |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would it be greedy of me to ask for you in my stockings
Have you been well behaved this year?
Ive been a very very good girl "
The strap-on suggests otherwise |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good man I can have to myself for a while,a bit of love and affection,respect that kinda thing "
yes fully agreed with that and a good relationship would be good it sucks at times being single and sometimes it's great |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer
how dare they!?
I got burgled once and they stole a nice pair of walking socks, what is wrong with some people?
Your walking sock has now been turned into a wanking sock"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would it be greedy of me to ask for you in my stockings
Have you been well behaved this year?
Ive been a very very good girl
The strap-on suggests otherwise "
Well Ive been very nice to the pretty little girls who beg so nicely to be fucked 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would it be greedy of me to ask for you in my stockings
Have you been well behaved this year?
Ive been a very very good girl
The strap-on suggests otherwise
Well Ive been very nice to the pretty little girls who beg so nicely to be fucked
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I like your style |
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer
how dare they!?
I got burgled once and they stole a nice pair of walking socks, what is wrong with some people? "
That is an odd thing to take. Maybe they had cold feet |
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"A new glass dildo as mine got taken when I was burgled last summer
I wonder if they knew what it was? Perhaps they thought it was some kind of abstract sculpture?"
Well that is what I told my daughter it was when I left it on my bedside table once lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A boyfriend would be nice 
Being single at Christmas isn't much fun, is it?
Second one...... "
How about for a day we are boyfriend and girlfriend so we can celebrate Christmas together |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hoping I will be in my new house by Xmas. Should be ready the first week of December and I'll have, wait for it, a utility room! A room just for my washing machine and tumble dryer, can have my ironing board set up in there as well so there'll be a proper system going on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Father Christmas,
I've been trying very hard to be very good for my mum and dad this year.
Please may I have a Dizzy Bugs game, a lilac negligée and a pack of Spangles for Christmas.
Thank you
Adrianna x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new Dyson Hairdryer please "
Ohhh I'm gonna google that! I remember my friends mum having the washing machine when we were younger, looked so hi tech back then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pair of irregular choice shoes and some new dresses, pencil skirts and some blouses or something similar!! New make up, a trip to the good ship benefit in London and some new bras please!
This list is also good for a hint hint nudge nudge if you know what I mean... lol
G x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As this site has a partner in Love Honey may I suggest the willy moulding kit you can purchase there OP.
Send all your fab friends a perfect replica of your manhood. I send one out after every meet....
....oh I see those looks... it isn't weird it's a souvenir... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hoping I will be in my new house by Xmas. Should be ready the first week of December and I'll have, wait for it, a utility room! A room just for my washing machine and tumble dryer, can have my ironing board set up in there as well so there'll be a proper system going on. "
Oooooo get you!!! Love a utility room but then I'm grateful for having a house and not a room lol
G x |
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"I'd like Christmas to be contained to the two days it actually is!
Rather than the three month long "build up" bullshit were subject to  "
Yeah I went to the pub with my dad on Wednesday there's a bloody xmas tree in there already! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As this site has a partner in Love Honey may I suggest the willy moulding kit you can purchase there OP.
Send all your fab friends a perfect replica of your manhood. I send one out after every meet....
....oh I see those looks... it isn't weird it's a souvenir..."
I've actually sent someone a moulded of my penis in the past funnily enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new Dyson Hairdryer please
Ohhh I'm gonna google that! I remember my friends mum having the washing machine when we were younger, looked so hi tech back then. "
They're bloody expensive, I'm waiting on a friends verdict if they're worth the money. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In an ideal world, for Xmas to be treated as just another day in the year"
How boring.
Ok, how boring for the rest of us!
Just another day in DJ world would be like a magical mystery tour I'm quite sure   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP if you wouldn't mind popping a bow on and sitting under my tree please
Just remember that I'm for life not just for Christmas
Well that takes the shine off it "
I dunno Jo he is pretty cute. Maybe not for life but I could play with him for the holidays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Either; a ginger kitten, GoT series four onwards on DVD, a whole 24 hours pain and anxiety free, a sabitier kitchen knife, top surgery, my grandfather to be alive and well and to spend Christmas with us, my birthday to be a day off, a flat or house of my own, a bottle of hazelnut baileys or a toastie machine. Any of those will do me nicely. I've been ever so good this year. Honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either; a ginger kitten, GoT series four onwards on DVD, a whole 24 hours pain and anxiety free, a sabitier kitchen knife, top surgery, my grandfather to be alive and well and to spend Christmas with us, my birthday to be a day off, a flat or house of my own, a bottle of hazelnut baileys or a toastie machine. Any of those will do me nicely. I've been ever so good this year. Honest "
Good shout on the ginger kitten. I want one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either; a ginger kitten, GoT series four onwards on DVD, a whole 24 hours pain and anxiety free, a sabitier kitchen knife, top surgery, my grandfather to be alive and well and to spend Christmas with us, my birthday to be a day off, a flat or house of my own, a bottle of hazelnut baileys or a toastie machine. Any of those will do me nicely. I've been ever so good this year. Honest
Good shout on the ginger kitten. I want one."
I have a ginger dog |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would like to be able to spend Christmas day with my other half and my daughter, just playing with her, cooking, walking the dog and the odd glass of red with maybe a small snooze together after lunch!
It's the simple things x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to be able to spend Christmas day with my other half and my daughter, just playing with her, cooking, walking the dog and the odd glass of red with maybe a small snooze together after lunch!
It's the simple things x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nothing.
Going away in February instead.
I'll enjoy the days off simply for not being at work for 5 days in a row.
Fuck the rest. Not doing secret Santa bollocks either at work.
No Xmas outfits. No cards. No decs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Either; a ginger kitten, GoT series four onwards on DVD, a whole 24 hours pain and anxiety free, a sabitier kitchen knife, top surgery, my grandfather to be alive and well and to spend Christmas with us, my birthday to be a day off, a flat or house of my own, a bottle of hazelnut baileys or a toastie machine. Any of those will do me nicely. I've been ever so good this year. Honest "
Breville toastie machine £17.50 right now in Sainsburys. |
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